CIA: The RP

[BrobyDDark]

>You can't burst out of Shia without awakening the Eldritch Beast within him
>Be Shogoth, bursting in from the outer dimension, the door conveniently placed within Shia Labeouf
>Dimension begins to tear apart

[Vanguardian]

>Become Cthulhu
>Hump Shogoth

[BrobyDDark]

>Become Cthulhu
>Hump Shogoth

@Vanguardian

>You are devoured by Shogoth
>Such is the fate for an Eldritch Priest who doesn't do his job

[Sana]

>Make love to Shogoth

[Vanguardian]

>Burst out of Shogoth
>Announce Yourself as Morgan Freeman
>Go through the wormhole

[BrobyDDark]

>The madness has already overwhelmed them
>They don't yet realize the implications of this
>They don't yet see the truth
I'm fucking up the entire Cthulhu mythos and nobody notices

[Vanguardian]

>Become Bird Squad
>SQAAAW
>Absorb the Madness
>BECOME THE MADNESS!

[Sana]

>Moans for Shogoth

[ClocktowerEchos]

>Laughs at the pitiful Shogoth worshipers as he prays to our lord and savior Jesus Fish of the 8th demension

[Vilageidiotx]

>Do the pelvis thrust.

[Vanguardian]

>Eat Shogoth

[BrobyDDark]

>Shoggoth is an immovable mass of destruction and death
>So naturally he devours you when you put your mouth to him

[Imaginary]

"Um...."

>leaves. With the bag of chips from that corner over there.

[Vanguardian]

>Eats Shogoth Inside of Shogoth

[BrobyDDark]

>Endless cycle of devouring the would-be devourer

[ClocktowerEchos]

>Uses a super magic armored war roomba to vacuum Shogorath into non-existance

[Vanguardian]

>Eats the Roomba while screaming Aloha Snackbar

[BrobyDDark]

>Shoggoth merges with the Roomba, becoming an even more powerful beast than before

I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.

[Vanguardian]

>Merges with Shogoth
I am Doge

[BrobyDDark]

>We are one
>Vacuum and merge with more things