[OOC] Onward Unto Dusk [Pokemon, Medieval]

[Eklispe]

*Hold arrow behind his back incospicously* "So yeah when you wanna do that just... let me know. Not that I would do anything."

[Lugia]

Alright, so, now who are we waiting on?

[Anlu]

Group A is waiting on me, and group B is waiting on Pearion.

[Evanist]

Uhm... well... this is taking some times...

ANd pm Anlu lol

[Anlu]

Sorry guys, busy last few days. XD

[Anlu]

I'll try and post soon

[Anlu]

So what you're saying Erion
IS that we're going to become a traveling band of rapier-wielding duelists. The prince, the priest, the dragon, and the lady.
Maybe we should get a minstrel. Can Alina sing?
Oh wait.
EKLISPE. YOUR TIME IS NIGH!

[Evanist]

Lol..

Who said they would all wield rapier xD. He has basic combat knowledge with other weapons we could say...

Anyway... its just what he is thinking....

[Anlu]

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ADORABLE, THAT'S WHY :D

[AdamTheChao]

Even if Alina could sing, you'd have better odds of finding a shiny than getting her to do so.
And I'm not so sure on the adorableness of Rapiers, I think it'd be more cool than cute.

[Kamen Evie]

Even if Alina could sing, you'd have better odds of finding a shiny than getting her to do so.
And I'm not so sure on the adorableness of Rapiers, I think it'd be more cool than cute.

@AdamTheChao

It depends if you ask me. I mean, in Erion's case, he's just a foot tall; any normal-sized rapier would more easily qualify as a ceremonial lance than any kind of sword, so I imagine him only having a little baby one. Imaging an Espurr frowning and waving a little spike around Silver Chariot/Million Stab style is pretty adorable. In the same vein, I'd say that the best weapon for Lusser would be a zweihander, because the idea of him trying to lift one with his stubby arms amuses me.

[KaBling]

WHY YOU WANT RAPIER? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM CARPENTRY METAL WORKS? YOU THINK IS CUTTING-EDGE WEAPON? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL "HAMMERTIME" KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY TOOLS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR CARPENTRY!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE TOOL IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN HAMMER, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF EUROPEAN IMPERIALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP BLADE OF ITALIAN SLAVE METALWORKS ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD BOW OF EUROPEAN SOUTHWEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE TRUE HERO POKEMON ZERKO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF HAMMER OF MIKHAIL "HAMMETIME" KALASHNIKOV, NO?

HAMMER IS BEST. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET HEAVY AND YOU STILL NO HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN. GO TO BUILDING SITE, PRACTICE WITH MANY BRICKS AND NAILS. THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT PUT ON SIDE OF HAMMER.

[Evanist]

...

And we walk away from Kabling very very slowly...

Very... very... oh shit hes coming! Run!!!

anyway, ya his sword is small, but its about 2/3 of how high he is, but its diagonal right now, so its not showing under the cloak. Yes he can lift it. Training on using it an mental powers to make it easier...

Or maybe i should make it half his size lol...

[Anlu]

...Anhara help us, we have created a monster.

[Anlu]

Also, evanist, lifting it should be no issue at all! Even proper broadswords made for humans were never more than two or three pounds. The idea of a sword being -heavy- is simply ridiculous! If it's heavy, how can you fight with it? And a rapier, no less!

I do want to see Lusser with a zweihander, though...

[Kamen Evie]

Also, evanist, lifting it should be no issue at all! Even proper broadswords made for humans were never more than two or three pounds. The idea of a sword being -heavy- is simply ridiculous! If it's heavy, how can you fight with it? And a rapier, no less!

I do want to see Lusser with a zweihander, though...

@Anlu

The issue isn't with weight, it's with balance. It's hard to effectively lunge, parry, and Erol Flynn with something that isn't proportioned properly. Otherwise it's clumsy and awkward to use.

[Anlu]

Balance is also a big deal, this is true! I dunno what an erol flynn is though o:

[Kamen Evie]

Balance is also a big deal, this is true! I dunno what an erol flynn is though o:

@Anlu

He was a really old actor who played a lot of "dashing swordsman" type roles back in the olden days of film making. A lot of the Princess Bride fight choreography was pretty derivative of the stuff he did in his films if I recall correctly. I think I might have forgotten an "r" or something, though.

[Anlu]

Oohhh. Yeah, I think I get the type. XD.
Erion Flyn, anybody?

[Evanist]

*Goes to the wiki to check who that is, read a part saying he had a playboy life style.*

...

Welp.... not really what I had in mind for Erion lol