You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[Keyguyperson]

Is this place haunted? I think I just heard a ghost.

[Talonnightshade]

Do you have any fucks to give? Or are you high right now?

[Lunamaria]

Just high! Just high!

[Sheogorath]

Stop talking air! Grown ups are speaking! Okay so how are we gonna get the hell out of this?

[Lunamaria]

that's your problem, god-eye. i'm not actually here!

[Unfortunately]

What?

Who's that?

[Eisenhorn]

I would normally think you looked a tad unstable, however, given the current crowd, you'll fit right in.

[Lunamaria]

OH look, it's the letter 'I'. As in I am unstable. Or I am perverted. But now we have an I with a skull on it. What talking letter with a skull is this?

[January]

Tell me about your day, my imaginary friend. I love it when you talk and it sounds like it's coming from all around me.

[Sugar and Spite]

"Your friend is insulting my friend. I capture it in a jar."

[Keyguyperson]

"Oh fuck the crazy bitch again!"

[Talonnightshade]

"I just can't get over your expression, I'm sorry."

[Sheogorath]

"What the fuck is your arm? I mean seriously."

[Sugar and Spite]

"I think the true question is what the fuck your rolling around here for."

[Ryuzaki]

Ey girl, long time no see.

[January]

Please tell me the secret to your gravity-defying, poinsettia locks. I wish to understand hair more, as I have none myself.

[Unfortunately]

How come you haven't used that suit to get the hell out of this car? And if you think of doing so, please don't just leave me here!

[January]

Oh, I couldn't possibly break Mr. Smith's car. That's a felony, you know. Your third breast is very red, by the way. Are you all right?

[Unfortunately]

That's my fucking third eye! At least I don't have to tell you that my eyes are up there!

[January]

Oh, then your third eye is very red. Are you all right?