You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[Talonnightshade]

"Why is your dog being arrested?"

[Sheogorath]

"Because it has my greatshield as evidence...against me anyway."

[Lone Wanderer]

I once saw a mutant dog just outside of Condor. Looked a lot like your own. Dog is dead now.

[Sheogorath]

My dog is...alot bigger than you.

[MrLongSchlong]

"Which century you're from?"

[January]

Please stop looking at me like that.

[Eisenhorn]

"Not the most accurate representation of a month that I've ever personally witnessed. Nice armor, though."

[Lone Wanderer]

So I guess you're not innocent yourself then, huh?

[January]

You have beautiful eyes.

[Lunamaria]

No, YOU have beautiful eyes.

[January]

Aw, shucks, empty air. You're making my chassis blush.

[Lunamaria]

Well, aren't we the same? Deep down underneath that armor, you're empty air yourself. I'm just more transparent.

[January]

No nonexistent entity has ever understood me so well before. My eye lights are flickering.

[Lone Wanderer]

And those eye lights are beautiful.

[The Slenderman]

Too bad I'm the one that has a gun, Fuck You

[Lunamaria]

NO... I have a gun. An invisible gun, with invisible bullets.

BANG

[Sugar and Spite]

"Oh look. Air is threatening us.."

[Eisenhorn]

"So threatening, air is. Good to see the snark is still strong in this one."

[Sugar and Spite]

"Well, this car can use someone else that is spunky besides me."

[Lunamaria]

waaaarrrrgggg