Pet the thing to your right and report how it went.

[Joegreenbeen]

Because us lefties know we have more important things to do with our dominate hand. So, use the other hand.

[Lunamaria]

my mouse

[Dinh AaronMk]

A Fluttershy plush.

SHALL I GO FURTHER?

[Keyguyperson]

The stool my humidifier is sitting on is definitely made of plastic.

[Vilageidiotx]

my mouse

@Lunamaria

[Lunamaria]

hehehehehehehe

[Lunamaria]

A Fluttershy plush.

SHALL I GO FURTHER?

@Dinh AaronMk

wow, you are really into this

hey dink, does this apply to you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJLKReoQorA

just kidding just kidding :)

[The Mad Hatter]

...

I knocked over my tea cup.

...

But it seemed to enjoy the caress immensely.

[Hank]

It was my colleague. She smiled at me.

[AlteredTundra]

>looks to his right
>nothing's there
>realizes his post will be awkward
>pets air anyways so he's not left out.

"good air - you want a physical form?"

[Antarctic Termite]

Well if I stretch my arm out a little there's a Virizion plush, which is marginally more culturally acceptable than a Fluttershy plush but essentially the same thing.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Well if I stretch my arm out a little there's a Virizion plush, which is marginally more culturally acceptable than a Fluttershy plush but essentially the same thing.

@Antarctic Termite

No, what's culturally unacceptable is the infamous "Lyra Plushie".

[Sugar and Spite]

>Looks at classmate.
>Does not want to pet the classmate.
>Does it anyways.

He blushed.

Why did he do that?

Why did I do that?!

[MrSkelton]

Pens aren't very fun to pet.

[Larfleeze]

My wall... It feels cold to the touch, yet the wallpaper feels soft, like flesh. But it is not flesh... not yet...

[Vilageidiotx]

<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>

No, what's culturally unacceptable is the infamous "Lyra Plushie".

@Dinh AaronMk

Wait... as a show of hands affirmations, how many grown-ass men own plushies in this thread? Like, has society passed me by or something?

[Keyguyperson]

My backpack had nothing to say about it.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Your mom said she liked it when I touched her there with my right hand.

[Keyguyperson]

I was betting the guy copying my math homework for a few seconds, then he simply looked at me and said "Islamic gommunism" and went back to work.

[mdk]

Amputee humor time! I reached out my hand and pet my own foot -- was it my right foot, or my left foot?