Pet the thing to your right and report how it went.

[ClocktowerEchos]

I was betting the guy copying my math homework for a few seconds, then he simply looked at me and said "Islamic gommunism" and went back to work.

@Keyguyperson

You were BETTING the poor guy? Are you a human slave trader? Are you really a choir at a preacher school?

[NotAMouse]

It was my colleague. She smiled at me.

@Hank

Edit: I lovingly stroked a computer monitor. It seems neutral about it.

[Rose]

My dog is grateful for the petting!

[Halo]

my hand is covered in crumbs now :(

[Keyguyperson]

Shit, my index cards are all over the floor. Turns out they don't have much traction.

[The Nexerus]

Shit, my index cards are all over the floor. Turns out they don't have much traction.

@Keyguyperson

Should I watch The Martian? I heard it was mediocre.

[JGBPhone]

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Should I watch The Martian? I heard it was mediocre.

@The Nexerus

I enjoyed everything but the language, which was only a big problem at the beginning

[mdk]

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Should I watch The Martian? I heard it was mediocre.

@The Nexerus

Matt Damon might get an oscar nomination for it. It was mostly pretty good.... a lot of the earth-y storyline felt friggin' stupid, but I imagine it was probably just stuff that didn't translate well from a book.

[ClocktowerEchos]

I think the rock next to me is turned on by my touch. Its looking at me with lustful eyes. I think its hard for me. Plz send help.

[Dinh AaronMk]

The Mac mouse is just a Mac mouse.