[OOC] God's Shattering [Concluded]

[TheWendil]

Considering that he's going around picking fights on his day off, he can expect a full lecture from the Student President.

[Savo]

Considering that he's going around picking fights on his day off, he can expect a full lecture from the Student President.

@TheWindel

Well, I at least confirmed that Mariette has a crush on Fei... that or is deathly afraid of her xP

And besides, I needed a perfect place to set up character tension for the long run xP

Also, I'm getting a Red Oni, Blue Oni vibe here, and it isn't because of their colors.

[TheWendil]

A vibe you say?

[Savo]

A vibe you say?

@TheWindel

Why do I have a feeling that you're going somewhere with this and I seemingly can't get the reference since I'm kinda tired xP

...

Whatever, Fei will probably be the red to Acerbus' blue... and no, I am not talking about the upcoming bruises either.

[The 42nd Gecko]

If I were a super genius, this would be my plan. Unfortunately, I'm not.

~~

"Laaaaaadies and gentlemeeeeen, your attention pleeeease!" Měihóu suddenly yells out from a small stage on eye level with the gallows, just in the moment of silence as the twilight between speech and execution hangs. The concealing robes about her form are dropped away to reveal her stripperiffic armor, fireworks detonating and framing the space around her.

"Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood Librarian, and I'm here to explain the events of terrorism tonight!" Měihóu gestured towards a large scroll painting that she had been working on earlier, all Vanna White style. "Firstly, I'll show up here, explaining, with a fair chance of getting interrupted, but not 100%, mainly because a Puppy tells Fire Hair Sr that I'm telling the truth or at least believe I am. Honestly, I'm still kind of confused by that one." Měihóu stares in confusion for a moment at the picture, where a small blond dog with a red bow tie is floating above the gallows at a man's height, is whispering into a fire haired figure's ear.

"Anyway, after grandstanding and attempting to play the crowd for a bit, I'll attempt to use the antidote as collateral to ransom back the prisoners. But Fire Hair Senior is a hard ass and will refuse, saying that soldiers who abandoned their posts and let themselves get decieved deserve their fate. That's when I'll taunt people, cause chaos, and attempt to lure as many of the defenders away as possible to catch me. This ruse will be seen through and work, regardless of whether I tell everyone it's a ruse up front or not, because you will send somebody after me no matter what, because I'm a Librarian and general nuissance, but you'll also leave stalwart defenders because you're professionals and not dumb."

"Goldilocks will presume that they can use their sheer numbers to protect the prisoners while people are chasing after me, and they're totally right for awhile, but they and Silvertree will get drawn off when the scale of the assassination attempts against Impery-Lady keeps growing and the havoc I wreak becomes more and more over the top. Silvertree will accidentally cause a fair portion of damage, when he overcompensates a block against an attack that actually turns out to be made out of peaches. We'll rescue a couple of the prisoners, but not very many, as you guys still have WAY more forces available. Fortunately, we get the important one. In that same confusion, some looting will take place nothing too out of the ordinary, except for one daring gentleman thief who makes barely off with an item of eldritch importance despite pursuit by Noface McClown. This will be an important sub-plot that will come up later, as we Librarians and Imperium-eets fight over him while he muses whether the item is worth it while unlocking its true powers. Eventually, he'll have to choose between ultimate cosmic power and true love, discovered in times of desperate alliance. Sigh, how romantic... Sadly, I won't even be one of the choices, cei la vie." Měihóu shrugged.

"But back to the not-here and now closer future, where after a couple rounds of cavorting mayhem, destroying two city blocks, and knocking Fire Hair Jr. OR Sr. into a building because of poor Mother/Dauther mutual trust and overprotectiveness, I'll then take a wound on my left arm from the other going all rage mode don't you touch my mommy/daughter. Then I'll use my tome's secret ability to escape detection. However, I'll be tracked down by a stealth user who never lost track of me when I used the ability. When Ghosty leads Goldilocks back to the hidden Librarian base, they'll discover clues that the Librarian is actually... Oh, there I go getting sidetracked again."

"The only one I'm really worry about is Sadlightning, don't have a good grip on how he's supposed to play out, and him not doing anything the whole time would be weird. Hoping he doesn't mess everything up though it could be fun as long as it doesn't result in bleeeh." Měihóu makes the traditional across the neck death sign.

"So, now that we're all on the same page, I hope you're ready to start the fun! GO THEME MUSIC!" Měihóu pulls out her staff, pointing it forward, as she steps forward onto a music player with her free foot.

[TheWendil]

@The 42nd Gecko

Hmm. That plan failed to account for one crucial factor~

[The 42nd Gecko]

The fact that I'd get aced by ten people stronger than I am before my fireworks display finished? The fact that I don't know many of the crucial players in said story's existence? The fact that I don't even have the manpower to set up the fireworks display, podium, and music? The noted problem of Sadlightning not doing anything? The fact that I'm just making stuff up in an attempt to set my opponents off guard in a way that will assuredly backfire? The fact that we don't have any assassination plans, at least that Měihóu knows about?

I'm pretty sure there's more than one problem.

[TheWendil]

The fact that I'd get aced by ten people stronger than I am before my fireworks display finished? The fact that I don't know many of the crucial players in said story's existence? The fact that I don't even have the manpower to set up the fireworks display, podium, and music? The noted problem of Sadlightning not doing anything? The fact that I'm just making stuff up in an attempt to set my opponents off guard in a way that will assuredly backfire? The fact that we don't have any assassination plans, at least that Měihóu knows about?

I'm pretty sure there's more than one problem.

@The 42nd Gecko

I was gonna say the fact that you posted in the OOC. But yeah, that works too.

[Awesomoman64]

Tfw your character is most effective against mental attacks and abilities but all the people with those powers are Imperium XD #noregrets

[Savo]

Best plan ever, 10/10, we need more jokes like this made by Meihou - stripped and ready for punishment ;P

[The 42nd Gecko]

Yeah, the events preceding it haven't exactly happened yet, so it wouldn't be time to post it IC anyway. Considering I don't think that post could ever actually be posted IC, I decided to post it out here for funzies.

Also... Windel, your sig has a young orange haired man in a sci fi setting ripping off his spacey uniformy thing, and then two girl's squee-ing... Which anime is this from? I have things I need to be doing now.

Best plan ever, 10/10, we need more jokes like this made by Meihou - stripped and ready for punishment ;P

@Savo

:D

[Savo]

Yeah, the events preceding it haven't exactly happened yet, so it wouldn't be time to post it IC anyway. Considering I don't think that post could ever actually be posted IC, I decided to post it out here for funzies.

Also... Windel, your sig has a young orange haired man in a sci fi setting ripping off his spacey uniformy thing, and then two girl's squee-ing... Which anime is this from? I have things I need to be doing now.

@The 42nd Gecko

Something tells me you're going to join those two other girls in squeeing rather than conjuring up a plan xP

[TheWendil]

Also... Windel, your sig has a young orange haired man in a sci fi setting ripping off his spacey uniformy thing, and then two girl's squee-ing... Which anime is this from? I have things I need to be doing now.

@The 42nd Gecko

*looks at sig*

No idea what you're talking about.

[The 42nd Gecko]

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Something tells me you're going to join those two other girls in squeeing rather than conjuring up a plan xP

@Savo

Well, my options are to attempt to plot a plan with my only assets being an adrenaline junky warrior and a maybe if she wants to help scientist with poisoned sword vs an infinitely sized army of people who are each individually stronger than the warrior, and that is only including ONE guardian of the huge number of characters on the Imperium side....

Or I could instead review some new ass-ets.

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*looks at sig*

No idea what you're talking about.

@TheWindel

Nooooooo!

[Savo]

<Snipped quote by Savo>

Well, my options are to attempt to plot a plan with my only assets being an adrenaline junky warrior and a maybe if she wants to help scientist with poisoned sword vs an infinitely sized army of people who are each individually stronger than the warrior, and that is only including ONE guardian of the huge number of characters on the Imperium side....

Or I could instead review some new ass-ets.

@The 42nd Gecko

You better ass-ess each situation thoroughly first, otherwise this whole thing is going to be a bust for you guys if Mei get knockers out... Then again, we do need someone to be the butt of everyone's breast jokes...

[TheWendil]

_{Aquarion Evol}

[KoL]

@The 42nd Gecko

What's this I barely woke up and already see people wanting to add to the execution line? Just remember that the prisoners will be brought out only at the time of the execution. Anyway, don't worry about that, rescuing them is within the Librarians' plans for that night, on my next post their strategy will be revealed.

@Flamelord

I'm starting to think that your character is a relative of Vaan and since I suggested this initial scenario of beginning at a festival, that is actually a Gambit Roulette between the Imperium and the Librarians, based on FFXII this is a most welcome thing. You have my like.

@Savo@BlueAjah

Actualy, Eleonor should be pretty much coming from behind Arcebus just as he began to talk with Fei, for maximum "Oh Shit!" effect. Since the crowd actually open up for her to pass (since every sane person fears her), she arrive in time for that scene.

@TheWindel

Almost makes me want to pull another delinquent character, just to spite your Council President here as well.

Hider

If I were a super genius, this would be my plan. Unfortunately, I'm not.

~~

"Laaaaaadies and gentlemeeeeen, your attention pleeeease!" Měihóu suddenly yells out from a small stage on eye level with the gallows, just in the moment of silence as the twilight between speech and execution hangs. The concealing robes about her form are dropped away to reveal her stripperiffic armor, fireworks detonating and framing the space around her.

"Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood Librarian, and I'm here to explain the events of terrorism tonight!" Měihóu gestured towards a large scroll painting that she had been working on earlier, all Vanna White style. "Firstly, I'll show up here, explaining, with a fair chance of getting interrupted, but not 100%, mainly because a Puppy tells Fire Hair Sr that I'm telling the truth or at least believe I am. Honestly, I'm still kind of confused by that one." Měihóu stares in confusion for a moment at the picture, where a small blond dog with a red bow tie is floating above the gallows at a man's height, is whispering into a fire haired figure's ear.

"Anyway, after grandstanding and attempting to play the crowd for a bit, I'll attempt to use the antidote as collateral to ransom back the prisoners. But Fire Hair Senior is a hard ass and will refuse, saying that soldiers who abandoned their posts and let themselves get decieved deserve their fate. That's when I'll taunt people, cause chaos, and attempt to lure as many of the defenders away as possible to catch me. This ruse will be seen through and work, regardless of whether I tell everyone it's a ruse up front or not, because you will send somebody after me no matter what, because I'm a Librarian and general nuissance, but you'll also leave stalwart defenders because you're professionals and not dumb."

"Goldilocks will presume that they can use their sheer numbers to protect the prisoners while people are chasing after me, and they're totally right for awhile, but they and Silvertree will get drawn off when the scale of the assassination attempts against Impery-Lady keeps growing and the havoc I wreak becomes more and more over the top. Silvertree will accidentally cause a fair portion of damage, when he overcompensates a block against an attack that actually turns out to be made out of peaches. We'll rescue a couple of the prisoners, but not very many, as you guys still have WAY more forces available. Fortunately, we get the important one. In that same confusion, some looting will take place nothing too out of the ordinary, except for one daring gentleman thief who makes barely off with an item of eldritch importance despite pursuit by Noface McClown. This will be an important sub-plot that will come up later, as we Librarians and Imperium-eets fight over him while he muses whether the item is worth it while unlocking its true powers. Eventually, he'll have to choose between ultimate cosmic power and true love, discovered in times of desperate alliance. Sigh, how romantic... Sadly, I won't even be one of the choices, cei la vie." Měihóu shrugged.

"But back to the not-here and now closer future, where after a couple rounds of cavorting mayhem, destroying two city blocks, and knocking Fire Hair Jr. OR Sr. into a building because of poor Mother/Dauther mutual trust and overprotectiveness, I'll then take a wound on my left arm from the other going all rage mode don't you touch my mommy/daughter. Then I'll use my tome's secret ability to escape detection. However, I'll be tracked down by a stealth user who never lost track of me when I used the ability. When Ghosty leads Goldilocks back to the hidden Librarian base, they'll discover clues that the Librarian is actually... Oh, there I go getting sidetracked again."

"The only one I'm really worry about is Sadlightning, don't have a good grip on how he's supposed to play out, and him not doing anything the whole time would be weird. Hoping he doesn't mess everything up though it could be fun as long as it doesn't result in bleeeh." Měihóu makes the traditional across the neck death sign.

"So, now that we're all on the same page, I hope you're ready to start the fun! GO THEME MUSIC!" Měihóu pulls out her staff, pointing it forward, as she steps forward onto a music player with her free foot.

@The 42nd Gecko

This would have been amazing, she would die, but still it would be glorious death, so who cares?

[Temporary]

I sleep for a period and this is what I come back to?! I either to get get less sleep or pay more attention cause this is gonna be difficult to keep track of...

Anyway, who wanted me and why?

[McFazzer]

Hey @KoL? Is Yggdrasil really a guy?

[KoL]

Hey @KoL? Is Yggdrasil really a guy?

@McFazzer

As manly as Chuck Norris would be, if he decided to become a mortal.