[OOC] God's Shattering [Concluded]

[TheWendil]

@Savo

Just for you, I'll make a giant monster spider thing. You'll have to travel to Rexicorg to find it though.

[Flamelord]

Once in a while I get really awesome ideas, and I scare myself. I still have a Madoka style magical girl OC kicking around that I've never gotten to use before.

[Savo]

@Savo

Just for you, I'll make a giant monster spider thing. You'll have to travel to Rexicorg to find it though.

@TheWindel

Yeeeeeeees, now we can see undiluted nightmares when those who traverse through out the labyrinth ensnared in a web. As they try to escape, their limbs are slowly eaten as their body is turned inside out, dissolving from the stomach which was torn asunder by the beast lurking within. Blood mixes with the juices secreted to assist in dissolving the food, now becomes the owners worst assailant. As they begin to faint, their eyes are gouged out, and their neck begins to elongate. They screech as they are tormented, before a sick, ripping sound emanates from the victim, silencing them forever. Head and spine, is segregated from the body and is slowly being crushed by the huge monstrosity. What is left of the mangled body is slowly eaten, each lung, heart, liver, torn into bits as this horror causes mass destruction to what is left, removing any remaining sign that the person existed.

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Uhm... no one saw this. Ignore the text above this text.

At any rate, the protagonists will probably end up seeking the treasures within Rexicorg... I wonder if the relic might be in the feces of the spider, or stuck within it's innards xP

DEFINITELY FIRST PLACE TO LOOK WHEN SEARCHING FOR A LEGENDARY ITEM OF MASSIVE PROPORTIONS!

[KoL]

@Savo

Oh Hell, don't make me remember the last of the spider monsters that I've seen Windel build.

Also, I vote for having treasure in the monster's poo just because it remembers me of WoW's quests and SAO.

[Savo]

@Savo

Oh Hell, don't make me remember the last of the spider monsters that I've seen Windel build.

Also, I vote for having treasure in the monster's poo just because it remembers me of WoW's quests and SAO.

@KoL

Does it involve Huntards and their spider pets? Or is it Death Knoobs and Paladumbs? xP

I know you spoke of a quest, but screw that noise... also, looting quests in WoW - How the fuck does this creature not have a brain?! Blasted Lands, plz.

[The 42nd Gecko]

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I would say that the light side will win in the end, but the money power that Disney wields is greater than even the Force. We are doomed forever to be slaves of the dark lord, just like Marvel and many other before us...

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The corruption of the Mouse Side is too powerful. Just think at all the awesome musical numbers that they can do from now on. *pictures the Emperor and Vader doing a Villain Song*

@KoL

5 min 3 secs

[Awesomoman64]

Just a heads up I edited my post. Realized I misinterpreted something. Sorry about that. You may now return to your regularly scheduled Star wars debate.

[Savo]

Jar Jar Binks added so much to the Star Wars franchise.

And now I wait to Start a Flame War.

[TheWendil]

And now I wait to Start a Flame War.

@Savo

I'll respond to this in the manner any responsible GM would.

I think I've made my point.

[Savo]

Ten minutes later I find myself staring at a Hashiri Nio pic with a Photoshopped scumbag hat on her head.

This is a sign.

A sign that I must continue speak hearsay about the Star Wars trilogy through saying good things about Jar Jar, even though there isn't anything redeemable about him.

[Flamelord]

A sign that I must continue speak hearsay about the Star Wars trilogy through saying good things about Jar Jar, even though there isn't anything redeemable about him.

@Savo

Well, I mean, Jar Jar is a Sith Lord and the arc villain for the entire series. That's something.

[Savo]

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Well, I mean, Jar Jar is a Sith Lord and the arc villain for the entire series. That's something.

@Flamelord

This proves that Jar Jar is a better character than Darth Vader, who was... I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore xD

In other news, went through the spam section, and found this under horrible pick-up lines; @The 42nd Gecko, I'm sure Mei would say this xP

"Monkey see, monkey really want to do you."

[The 42nd Gecko]

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This proves that Jar Jar is a better character than Darth Vader, who was... I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore xD

In other news, went through the spam section, and found this under horrible pick-up lines; @The 42nd Gecko, I'm sure Mei would say this xP

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@Savo

Yes. Yes, she would.

[Savo]

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Yes. Yes, she would.

@The 42nd Gecko

Definitely a woman with high standards and class in my books, despite the facet that she traverses around the realm half-naked at times.

[The 42nd Gecko]

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Definitely a woman with high standards and class in my books, despite the facet that she traverses around the realm half-naked at times.

@Savo

One doesn't really need low standards when every single player character and most of the NPCs are practically models. :P

[BlueAjah]

Sorry it took so long to post... I kind of got distracted on YouTube :P

[Savo]

Fei appears to be pleased about this whole conundrum xP

Keeping up appearances is definitely going to be entertaining. Also, no need to apologize anyways Blue, it's all good, but now I feel the urge to complete a pawst xD

[Guilty Spark]

How's everyone doing?

[KoL]

Fine, fine.

[The 42nd Gecko]

Just a note, please chase Monkey through the abandoned building. She left a wonderful trap to slow pursuers.