[OOC] 🦄 Duplicity - D&D Style Fantasy Rp Adventure (Completed)

[IcePezz]

@POOHEAD189 Wedding invitations >< sorry, sometimes I forget who I tell, and I've just been so out of touch that it's like ... who? :p
anyway, getting married in November, yadda yadda, so apparently writing out the invitations and stuffing the envelopes is something I am tasked with doing.

[The Grey Dust]

I shall attempt to post something in the late evening. Hopefully. Although at the moment the particular scenario has little involvement with Thomas given his exasperation.

[Lady Absinthia]

Well it is one of those things that happens in Rp, can either place the character into the scene or post something introspective or something else. (Long as it is in before the counter, makes no nevermind to me.) - What is going on will be taking up the next several rounds of posting if not more.

[POOHEAD189]

@IcePezz

CONGRATZ

[rivaan]

and going to post in a few hours.

[IcePezz]

@POOHEAD189 THANKS!!! :D

[Sigil]

@Lady Amalthea

Hello hello. Got myself a little issue with scheduling, and I am presently sitting on Day Four. I will draft a post as soon as I get settled from work tomorrow. Please do not lower Das Boot in the meantime.

[Lucius Cypher]

I too will be getting a post on today! Always exciting to learn about other orcish cultures and such.

[Lady Absinthia]

@Sigil You should be fine, you have till it clicks over to day six, so as long as you get the post in after work today it shouldn't even be an issue. ~shines her boot and lights a fire on the rope climb to rp posts~ Don't worry, motivation is on the way.

[Lady Absinthia]

@Sigil @Dragoknighte @rivaan @POOHEAD189 @Lucius Cypher @IcePezz @The Grey Dust

Okay peeps. Sigil and I have been discussing something as we are reviewing posts. These animals, reel them back folks. You are rping what was approved with far higher intelligence than is allowed. These animals were to be unbounded basic animals. They do not have human like intelligence, understanding, thought processes to break down assessments of characters, and so forth. Come, sit, stay, roll over Rover.

Now this was gone over with during the approval process, with some of you in great detail. So rein it back please.

[Lucius Cypher]

@Lady Amalthea

Okay. Anything in particular I should do with Honey? Aside from being more friendlier than most badgers and sticking around questionable dangerous situations (And Ntaj's bag), I think he's still more or less a ravenous predator. But I could be wrong.

[Lady Absinthia]

@Lucius Cypher Not pointing anyone in particular here, just in general. Just something to keep in mind for some, others as a warning.

[Lucius Cypher]

@Lady Amalthea Aight, but I assure you that I'm going to be treading lightly with Honey now. Didn't know if I was going too far with him but now I know there's a line somewhere, even if I haven't crossed it. Granted aside from eating gags and occasionally clawing someone's eyes out I don't think Honey would be too involved in the greater scheme of things.

Also, does Cremwise still have his horses around or will Ntaj have to haul the wagon himself? He can, that was something he did when he was a slave and all, but if we have horses Ntaj would like to use them. Because he's pretty slow at pulling a wagon.

[Lady Absinthia]

@Lucius Cypher I think Sigils last post covered just how broken the wagon is.(on top of my descriptions from earlier) - Not to mention the bear dropping out of the sky on top of it, lol It isn't going anywhere. And there was only ever 1 horse. (The other was Epona that Sana rides, but it was never used for the wagon.)

[Lucius Cypher]

Hmm. Then Ntaj is going to have to jury rig a strecher. Time for him to show off his carpentry! I'm thinking that, within say thirty or so minutes, he could jury rig himself a makeshift gurney using whatever remains of the wheels, their axles, and a couple of wooden boards, tarp, etc. And lots of nails.

Or at least salvage a sturdy enough piece of wood to make Thomas a walking stick, if we don't have time.

[Lady Absinthia]

@Lucius Cypher Or the Orcs could carry their own crap since the contract is most assuredly over LOL (Plus, as their leader said, they need to get out of there now because dark is coming. They aren't going to want to wait around.)

[Lucius Cypher]

Fair enough.

Sorry @The Grey Dust, you'll have to make due with a walking stick. At least it'd be a nice staff with a solid grip and sturdy shaft.

[Lady Absinthia]

@POOHEAD189

I am going to require some major edits in your last post - You really need to read through the ooc and the posts. The wagon is toast. It is broken, front was ripped off from it, it was crushed partly because of the bear landing on it and more. So there is no driving the wagon. Sana is already over at Thomas holding her hand out to help him up onto her horse Epona so he can ride with her and not walk. (Dude, you have got to read the posts. This isn't little stuff. Most of this is either something that people were tagged about, or were gone over multiple times in the OOC and IC)

[POOHEAD189]

@Lady AmaltheaI did read posts

It was, admittedly, in fine condition for a vehicle that had been landed upon by a bear that fell from a clear, blue sky, and without horse, the animal in question having ripped the tack from its moorings, freeing the front end from such restrictive concepts as "walls" or "footrests". The fact that it still had functional wheels was a minor miracle, let alone that somehow the contents of Keystone's pack inside were largely unmolested.

In fact I went back a few pages to see if the horse was legit gone or not, and from what I saw that was the main problem (other than some of it being crushed.) I went back and honestly couldn't find much on the wagon's condition. And there is nothing on the OOC about the wagon either (just checked for two months back). I'll edit accordingly but the way the last few posts were, and the ones I went back to find were, I don't feel like I made any particularly dumb mistake.

[Lady Absinthia]

@POOHEAD189 Oh bullshit, calling bullshit. You are not reading. It is one thing to tell me you probably lag only in my rps but to just down right not read. That is just down right disrespectful to the rest of the rpers here ~Starts quoting~

In the OOC - ~points up by 5 posts on this very page~

@Lucius Cypher I think Sigils last post covered just how broken the wagon is.(on top of my descriptions from earlier) - Not to mention the bear dropping out of the sky on top of it, lol It isn't going anywhere. And there was only ever 1 horse. (The other was Epona that Sana rides, but it was never used for the wagon.)

@Lady Amalthea

Now, let's see what I can find in a few minutes IC -

"He is all yours. Our business with him is concluded," he said before snapping his fingers and the rest of the Orcs began to unload what remained of the wagon and carrying the boxes off into the woods.

- From This Post Right Before Yours

It was, admittedly, in fine condition for a vehicle that had been landed upon by a bear that fell from a clear, blue sky, and without horse, the animal in question having ripped the tack from its moorings, freeing the front end from such restrictive concepts as "walls" or "footrests". The fact that it still had functional wheels was a minor miracle, let alone that somehow the contents of Keystone's pack inside were largely unmolested.

- Sigil's Post

This was not exactly how he envisioned his day going when he woke and saw to his morning constitutionals, not at all: Outnumbered and partially surrounded, their employer caked in road mud and bits of wagon strewn about, the last quarter hour dotted with threats of violence.

- Another Sigil Post On The Same Page

Oh and my favorite - From an Update post -

Yet, the sudden weight caused the barrings to break, and the horse, now with so much less weight to pull, shot off and the reins came dislodged from his hands; though not before yanking the old man forward and onto the ground to the side and nearly being run over by his own cart as it came to a quick halt.

- GM Update Post

Wow, that was just from skimming posts in a few minutes.....