Roses are red, Violets are blue,

[Rusalka]

Roses are red
Violets are-
Fuck this shit! Let's get naked!

[mdk]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
9/11 was an inside job
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

[Camerch]

Roses are red
My name is Dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave.

[Rusalka]

Roses are blue
Violets are green
I have to go to the bathroom
*noms on paper*

[ClocktowerEchos]

Roses are read,
Violets are blue,
I'm stuck on the eastern front,
AND SO ARE FUCKING YOU.

Company of Heroes 2

[Pia]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Dinner at Chipotle?
No, I'm broke let's go to Taco Bell.

[Obscurus]

roses are red
violets are blue
I'm from Brazil
huehue huehue

[Shorticus]

Nerds are red
Nerds are blue
'Cause I beat 'em up
Like I did you!

Some Fictional Bully From Something, Surely

[Obscurus]

mars is red
neptune is blue
prepare uranus
I'm coming for you.

[CaptnCaptn]

[Rusalka]

Roses are dead
Violets are abused
Your mom died horribly
And so will you

[ClocktowerEchos]

Roses are black.
Violets are black.
Everything is black.
I'm blind motherfucker.

[SouffleGirl123]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I ate taco bell today
And now I need to poo

[Shorticus]

Roses are red.
Violets are red.
Everything is red.
Wait, that's blood in my eyes.

[Duthguy]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I don't know what to put here
but I'm bored so what the hell

[Keyguyperson]

Roses are black
Violets are black
The sun is a red dwarf
They need to absorb what they can, dammit.

Roses are red
Violets are violet
Seriously what the fuck people
Refrigerator.

[Rusalka]

Roses are yellow in Texas
And violets I've used to cast hexes
On Donald Trump
My douche landlord
and some of my past evil exes

[ClocktowerEchos]

Roses are red,
Communism is too.
I may be all for the people,
But I don't want to share you.

<3

[Duthguy]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This started out a cliché.
And the second line is not even true.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Finish this poem off yourself
You fucking parasitic leach