Roses are red, Violets are blue,

[AlteredTundra]

Okay, now that I got your attention listen up!

This is a game, see. What you do is finish that trademark poem with something funny. It can be dirty, stupid, idiotic, witty, clever — whatever have you. All you need to do is make it right and give the readers of the thread a laugh. Think you can do that? Good. Now, let's begin.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't sneeze,
But I'mma bless you.

[NotAMouse]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Altered Tundra
Whatta weird dude.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

[AlteredTundra]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Altered Tundra
Whatta weird dude.

@Taaj

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am indeed,
How about you?

[NotAMouse]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I ate a cheeseburger last week
?????????

[Eleventhfret]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I dreamt of stabbing an apple last night,
Wanna make my dreams come true?

[BrobyDDark]

"I hate poems"
A book wrote in a year
the first page says "Guess what?"
"You're a queer!"

[Eleventhfret]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
??????????????,
Profit

[HHShetland]

Roses may or may not be red,
Violets are actually purple.
This poem is scientifically inaccurate,
And should be fed to a Snapping Turtle.

[PostApocJimi]

Roses are red,
Violets are..

FUCK!!

[TheMadAsshatter]

Roses are red
Violets are red
Grass is red
Bushes are red
Shit, the garden's on fire!

[SouffleGirl123]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
But Violets are purple
So this poem ain't true

[Eleventhfret]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I just lost the game.
Now so have you.

[AlteredTundra]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I just lost the game.
Now so have you.

@Eleventhfret

Roses are fuck
Violets are fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck

[Holmishire]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
If you were dead,
I'd still f*ck you.

Romeo, probably.

[Eleventhfret]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The spanish inquisition.

[Keyguyperson]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Life is meaningless
And so are you

[Saint Girralo]

Roses are black,
violets are black,
everything is black,
I am blind

[Camerch]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mushrooms taste weird
duuuuuuuuuuuuuudddeee........

[Antarctic Termite]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Colours seem dim
Now that I've lost you

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