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Okay, now that I got your attention listen up!

This is a game, see. What you do is finish that trademark poem with something funny. It can be dirty, stupid, idiotic, witty, clever — whatever have you. All you need to do is make it right and give the readers of the thread a laugh. Think you can do that? Good. Now, let's begin.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't sneeze,
But I'mma bless you.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Altered Tundra
Whatta weird dude.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Altered Tundra
Whatta weird dude.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am indeed,
How about you?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I ate a cheeseburger last week
?????????
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Eleventhfret
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I dreamt of stabbing an apple last night,
Wanna make my dreams come true?
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"I hate poems"
A book wrote in a year
the first page says "Guess what?"
"You're a queer!"
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
??????????????,
Profit
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Roses may or may not be red,
Violets are actually purple.
This poem is scientifically inaccurate,
And should be fed to a Snapping Turtle.
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PostApocJimi foar teh lulz

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Roses are red,
Violets are..

FUCK!!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by TheMadAsshatter
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TheMadAsshatter Guess who's back

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Roses are red
Violets are red
Grass is red
Bushes are red
Shit, the garden's on fire!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
But Violets are purple
So this poem ain't true
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I just lost the game.
Now so have you.
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I just lost the game.
Now so have you.


Roses are fuck
Violets are fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Hidden 9 yrs ago 9 yrs ago Post by Holmishire
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
If you were dead,
I'd still f*ck you.
Romeo, probably.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The spanish inquisition.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Life is meaningless
And so are you
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Roses are black,
violets are black,
everything is black,
I am blind
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mushrooms taste weird
duuuuuuuuuuuuuudddeee........
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Colours seem dim
Now that I've lost you

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