All right, let's get to it.
C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T P R O P O S A L
Princess Koriand’r/Rachel Roth ♦ Exiled Princess of Tamaran/Ex-Cultist and future Anti-Christ ♦ Jump City, California, USA ♦ Independent
C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T:
"Make the shutting of your face, evildoers! It is time for the physical abusing of the donkey!"
"No, it's--....it's time to 'kick ass,' not---.....never mind, let's just do the thing...."
"No, it's--....it's time to 'kick ass,' not---.....never mind, let's just do the thing...."
C H A R A C T E R M O T I V A T I O N S & G O A L S:
I want to play these characters more because I'm deathly afraid Master Bruce will track me down in real life and murder me if I drop them. More to the point, I've loved Raven and Starfire ever since the Titans cartoon, and have wanted DC to do more with them as a duo ever since. The odd-couple dynamic is just too much fun to play around with, with the ability to go from light-hearted raunchy sitcom to deadly serious angsty drama. As I said before, in my opinion they're the ultimate buddy-cop combination, and I want to pick up more or less right where I left off with them in DCUG, with only a couple of minor revisions.
.....seriously, though, MB will kill me if I don't pick them up again. Send help.
.....seriously, though, MB will kill me if I don't pick them up again. Send help.
C H A R A C T E R N O T E S:
S A M P L E P O S T:
"Friend Rachel, come quick!" Kory calls out as I close up shop for the evening. "I have found something wonderful, and you must enjoy it with me!"
"This better not be another home-shopping thing," I warn her as I head up the stairs to the small loft we've been renting, "I told you those things were a scam."
"Even better!" she exclaims, proudly holding out my laptop. "I have discovered that we are the most popular new subject among your people's scribes of adulation!"
I look at the website, confused.
"Scribes of.....wait," I stop myself as I start to realize what she means. "You mean fan-fiction? People are writing fan-fics of us???"
Kory nods her head, beaming with excitement.
"This is glorious news!" she says, floating in the air and doing a celebratory loop-de-loop. "Our debut as a duo of 'super-heroes' has captured the imagination of millions on this world, which is sure to bring us new allies in the fight against the ass-holes!"
I, however, am somewhat less than excited.
"Uhhh, Kory, you do realize what about 90% of those fan-fics probably have us doing, right?"
"Of course!" she says, her smile somehow even brighter. "Expressions of erotic admiration are commonplace on Tamaran, and it is expected for heroes of great renown to be praised for their status as lovers as well as warriors! In fact, the yearly contest between the Scribes of Adulation is one of the most revered competitions in our culture!"
".....I refuse to be surprised by the fact that your homeworld has planet-wide porn contests," I say, shaking my head. "And it might be all well and good for you to have every pervert in the Western Hemisphere drooling over you, but I really don't want to--"
"....huh. That was weird."
"What was having the weirdness?"
"I don't know, it just kinda felt like.....like the world was somehow.....different?"
"In what way?" she asks. "Perhaps this is some trick of Shi'ar Empire technology? Or an after-effect of your visit to the Xavier School?"
"Maybe," I shrug. "I'll ask Doctor Strange about it the next time I see him. Anyway, have you really just been reading trashy erotic fan-fiction of us all day?"
"Oh, no! I have not just been doing the reading," she shakes her head, now bursting with excitement. "I have been writing my own!"
"Of course you have," I sigh.
"I first sent a draft to Friend Alex for the reviewing before I posted it," she beams. "It must have caused some thermal malfunction in his computer, however, as he claims it was 'the hottest thing he has ever seen.'"
"Oh God."
"It would be an honor if you would read it!"
"Kory, I'm really not--"
"Pleeeeeeaaaase?" she asks, with big puppy-dog eyes.
"......fine," I finally say. "I might as well see what you've written yourself doing before you throw it out there for the internet to see. Given what passes for you being modest, I can't imagine what you 'cutting loose' is going to be like....."
I sit down with the laptop, trying to ignore Kory floating around behind me trying to read over my shoulder, and get through the first few paragraphs before I raise an eyebrow.
"......ummmm, Kory?"
"Hmm?"
"Why am I the main character in this?"
"This better not be another home-shopping thing," I warn her as I head up the stairs to the small loft we've been renting, "I told you those things were a scam."
"Even better!" she exclaims, proudly holding out my laptop. "I have discovered that we are the most popular new subject among your people's scribes of adulation!"
I look at the website, confused.
"Scribes of.....wait," I stop myself as I start to realize what she means. "You mean fan-fiction? People are writing fan-fics of us???"
Kory nods her head, beaming with excitement.
"This is glorious news!" she says, floating in the air and doing a celebratory loop-de-loop. "Our debut as a duo of 'super-heroes' has captured the imagination of millions on this world, which is sure to bring us new allies in the fight against the ass-holes!"
I, however, am somewhat less than excited.
"Uhhh, Kory, you do realize what about 90% of those fan-fics probably have us doing, right?"
"Of course!" she says, her smile somehow even brighter. "Expressions of erotic admiration are commonplace on Tamaran, and it is expected for heroes of great renown to be praised for their status as lovers as well as warriors! In fact, the yearly contest between the Scribes of Adulation is one of the most revered competitions in our culture!"
".....I refuse to be surprised by the fact that your homeworld has planet-wide porn contests," I say, shaking my head. "And it might be all well and good for you to have every pervert in the Western Hemisphere drooling over you, but I really don't want to--"
"....huh. That was weird."
"What was having the weirdness?"
"I don't know, it just kinda felt like.....like the world was somehow.....different?"
"In what way?" she asks. "Perhaps this is some trick of Shi'ar Empire technology? Or an after-effect of your visit to the Xavier School?"
"Maybe," I shrug. "I'll ask Doctor Strange about it the next time I see him. Anyway, have you really just been reading trashy erotic fan-fiction of us all day?"
"Oh, no! I have not just been doing the reading," she shakes her head, now bursting with excitement. "I have been writing my own!"
"Of course you have," I sigh.
"I first sent a draft to Friend Alex for the reviewing before I posted it," she beams. "It must have caused some thermal malfunction in his computer, however, as he claims it was 'the hottest thing he has ever seen.'"
"Oh God."
"It would be an honor if you would read it!"
"Kory, I'm really not--"
"Pleeeeeeaaaase?" she asks, with big puppy-dog eyes.
"......fine," I finally say. "I might as well see what you've written yourself doing before you throw it out there for the internet to see. Given what passes for you being modest, I can't imagine what you 'cutting loose' is going to be like....."
I sit down with the laptop, trying to ignore Kory floating around behind me trying to read over my shoulder, and get through the first few paragraphs before I raise an eyebrow.
"......ummmm, Kory?"
"Hmm?"
"Why am I the main character in this?"
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