You can call me Joe, I am a one-paragraph RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the average ‘Joe’ (Hahahaha, get it? The ‘average Joe’ and my name is ‘joe’? It’s okay you can laugh).
My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)
I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.
I enjoy strategy games, reading, National Anthems, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.
I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, anything with too much sugar in it, and people not answering my stupid questions.
I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message. Is that sad? Maybe. Am I a sad person? A little.
I can write a paragraph (4-5 sentences) if need-be, I can even write 2 paragraphs, maybe even 3 paragraphs. If I’m especially deludedinspired and I’m handling multiple characters you could get 5 paragraphs.
I think most rp’s don’t come close to needing more than 5 sentences. I also prefer writing one-line responses; I believe that a characters intentions should be decipherable from their dialogue, notwithstanding complex things like lying.
Here’s how an ideal roleplay with me would go down, in terms of length of response:
[Roleplay Partner]: *Andrew looks at Julius in bewilderment* “Why the fuck would you eat an entire tin can?!” *He exclaims, half frightened, half curious.*
[Me:] *Julius von Hindeburg shrugs,* “I just thought it would taste good.” *He says as a lie, he ate the can as a play to assert dominance over the rest of the items in his pantry.*
[Roleplay partner]: *Andrew looks at Julius like he’s crazy* “What- how- why-… Forget it, we need to get you to the doctor before you get internal bleeding.”
[Me:] *Julius nods, sagely,* “Yes, I believe that is the right course of action, for I can already feel some organs shutting down.”
Keep in mind, I can write longer (If I really have to).
I have, I just find writing something long to be tedious. Things work better when they’re up to interpretation, it allows for creativity. Providing a characters *exact thoughts* also screws with things in the meta, if the person controlling a character knows something the character doesn’t know, the character will be influenced by the knowledge held by the writer. It’s also more exciting with less information, like I said earlier, your creativity fills in the gaps.
Maybe I’m misinterpreting what people mean by ‘a paragraph’, or not understanding what should be IN a paragraph. If there is a role playing sage out there who can lecture me on how to roleplay well, I would be more than happy to hear your wisdom.
Citizenship: Born and raised in the UK Occupation: Fulltime Bureaucrat, Occult hobbyist
Background: Born to a middling middle class family in Manchester, William grew up a mild child. Leading an extrodinarily average life. After finishing his studies and deciding to become a bureaucrat after watching a few videos about the parliamentary system, he moved to London much to the dismay of his family.
There he went to London University, where he had his first experience with the occult. He looked out his apartment window one morning to see what he thought to be a demon, a man coloured red with horns, but it was only an escaped insane asylum patient wearing a stolen costume. William, of course, thought it was an actual demon, since then he’s been fascinated with the occult.
Needless to say, he has had no luck. He has not been able to summon a single demon or creature. The best he ever got was communicating with a ghost with an ouija board, unfortunately the ghost was French so William thought that the board was spouting nonsense.
He distracts himself from his occult failure by burying himself in work. He is well liked by his boss and respected among colleagues due to this.
Inventory:
Book: “Unsolved Occult: BIG MYSTERIES” - Explores the “Wild mysteries” of “Unknown figures” and “Erdrich gods”. Nothing in it is true.
Phone: Out of batteries
Notebook and pen: The notebook is full of a tedious amount of bureaucratic information.
What's the proper etiquette here? I’m assuming I post a character first, right? The only rule I can see is don’t be a d!ck and I’m pretty good at that.
Hiiiiiiii~ Hiiiii~ hiiiii~ hiii~ hiiiiiii~ *blushes* ~ hiiii~ hiii~ Hiiiii~ hiiiii~ *looks away cutely* hiii~ hiiiiiii~ hiiii~ hiiii~ hiii~ hiiiiii~ hiiiii~ hi~ hiiii~ hi~ hi~~~~~~~ hiii~
Screw it, I’m keeping that in.
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You can call me Joe, I am a one-paragraph RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the average ‘Joe’ (Hahahaha, get it? The ‘average Joe’ and my name is ‘joe’? It’s okay you can laugh).
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My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)
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[hider=Side note on Gifs]
I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.
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I enjoy strategy games, reading, National Anthems, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.
I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, anything with too much sugar in it, and people not answering my stupid questions.
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[hider=So what do you expect from this site?]
I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message.
Is that sad? Maybe.
Am I a sad person? A little.
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I can write a paragraph (4-5 sentences) if need-be, I can even write 2 paragraphs, maybe even 3 paragraphs. If I’m especially [s]deluded[/s] [i]inspired[/i] and I’m handling multiple characters you could get 5 paragraphs.
I think most rp’s don’t come close to needing more than 5 sentences. I also prefer writing one-line responses; I believe that a characters intentions should be decipherable from their dialogue, notwithstanding complex things like lying.
Here’s how an ideal roleplay with me would go down, in terms of length of response:
[Roleplay Partner]:
*Andrew looks at Julius in bewilderment* “Why the fuck would you eat an entire tin can?!” *He exclaims, half frightened, half curious.*
[Me:]
*Julius von Hindeburg shrugs,* “I just thought it would taste good.” *He says as a lie, he ate the can as a play to assert dominance over the rest of the items in his pantry.*
[Roleplay partner]:
*Andrew looks at Julius like he’s crazy* “What- how- why-… Forget it, we need to get you to the doctor before you get internal bleeding.”
[Me:]
*Julius nods, sagely,* “Yes, I believe that is the right course of action, for I can already feel some organs shutting down.”
Keep in mind, I can write longer (If I [i]really[/i] have to).
[hider=Why haven't you come to terms with the fact that you might have gotten away with 1–line role playing in discord or Wattpad but stuff like that ain’t gonna go down well in this *Elite Roleplaying Association*?]
I have, I just find writing something long to be tedious. Things work better when they’re up to interpretation, it allows for creativity. Providing a characters *exact thoughts* also screws with things in the meta, if the person controlling a character knows something the character doesn’t know, the character will be influenced by the knowledge held by the writer. It’s also more exciting with less information, like I said earlier, your creativity fills in the gaps.
Maybe I’m misinterpreting what people mean by ‘a paragraph’, or not understanding what should be IN a paragraph. If there is a role playing sage out there who can lecture me on how to roleplay well, I would be more than happy to hear your wisdom.
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[hider=I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye!]
👋
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Well thats all I wrote.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hiiiiiiii~ Hiiiii~ hiiiii~ hiii~ hiiiiiii~ *blushes* ~ hiiii~ hiii~ Hiiiii~ hiiiii~ *looks away cutely* hiii~ hiiiiiii~ hiiii~ hiiii~ hiii~ hiiiiii~ hiiiii~ hi~ hiiii~ hi~ hi~~~~~~~ hiii~<br><br>Screw it, I’m keeping that in.<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="WHO TF ARE YOU LMAOOOO">WHO TF ARE YOU LMAOOOO [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">You can call me Joe, I am a one-paragraph RPer who joined out of boredom. I think im interesting but im probably only slightly more interesting from the average ‘Joe’ (Hahahaha, get it? The ‘average Joe’ and my name is ‘joe’? It’s okay you can laugh). <br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Whats your timezone? How active are you?">Whats your timezone? How active are you? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">My timezone is GMT+11, I’m not very active on this site but I try :)</div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Side note on Gifs">Side note on Gifs [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I have no clue how to post Gifs on this website, they keep popping up as images, also I believe Gif is pronounced with a J sound like the G in ‘Giant’.</div></div></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="What are your likes and Dislikes?">What are your likes and Dislikes? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I enjoy strategy games, reading, National Anthems, emails, and eating. My favourite drink is water.<br><br>I hate useless/pointless questions, soft drinks, anything with too much sugar in it, and people not answering my stupid questions.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="So what do you expect from this site?">So what do you expect from this site? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I just want to roleplay, I’ve never RPed in a group but I am open to it. To be frank, I just want to see that inbox icon in the top right to tell me I have a message.<br>Is that sad? Maybe. <br>Am I a sad person? A little. <br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Give me more detail on your RP style">Give me more detail on your RP style [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I can write a paragraph (4-5 sentences) if need-be, I can even write 2 paragraphs, maybe even 3 paragraphs. If I’m especially <span class="bb-s">deluded</span> <span class="bb-i">inspired</span> and I’m handling multiple characters you could get 5 paragraphs. <br><br> I think most rp’s don’t come close to needing more than 5 sentences. I also prefer writing one-line responses; I believe that a characters intentions should be decipherable from their dialogue, notwithstanding complex things like lying.<br><br>Here’s how an ideal roleplay with me would go down, in terms of length of response:<br><br>[Roleplay Partner]: <br>*Andrew looks at Julius in bewilderment* “Why the fuck would you eat an entire tin can?!” *He exclaims, half frightened, half curious.*<br><br>[Me:]<br>*Julius von Hindeburg shrugs,* “I just thought it would taste good.” *He says as a lie, he ate the can as a play to assert dominance over the rest of the items in his pantry.*<br><br>[Roleplay partner]:<br>*Andrew looks at Julius like he’s crazy* “What- how- why-… Forget it, we need to get you to the doctor before you get internal bleeding.”<br><br>[Me:]<br>*Julius nods, sagely,* “Yes, I believe that is the right course of action, for I can already feel some organs shutting down.”<br><br>Keep in mind, I can write longer (If I <span class="bb-i">really</span> have to).<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Why haven't you come to terms with the fact that you might have gotten away with 1–line role playing in discord or Wattpad but stuff like that ain’t gonna go down well in this *Elite Roleplaying Association*?">Why haven't you come to terms with the fact that you might have gotten away with 1–line role playing in discord or Wattpad but stuff like that ain’t gonna go down well in this *Elite Roleplaying Association*? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I have, I just find writing something long to be tedious. Things work better when they’re up to interpretation, it allows for creativity. Providing a characters *exact thoughts* also screws with things in the meta, if the person controlling a character knows something the character doesn’t know, the character will be influenced by the knowledge held by the writer. It’s also more exciting with less information, like I said earlier, your creativity fills in the gaps.<br><br>Maybe I’m misinterpreting what people mean by ‘a paragraph’, or not understanding what should be IN a paragraph. If there is a role playing sage out there who can lecture me on how to roleplay well, I would be more than happy to hear your wisdom.</div></div></div></div></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye!">I’m going to pretend I never visited your profile, Bye! [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">👋</div></div><br><br>Well thats all I wrote.</div>
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