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10 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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10 mos ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Ban because you like Zettai Ryuoiki..

Whatever the hell that is
:P
I have been informed by my seeing-eye dog that there is a Guides section...

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I suggest that when one uses the Search Function, that they be able to specify whether the keywords they put in are part of the Title, or part of the OC/IC/Char(which is already done).
Trying to dig through all the Miscellaneous topics, looking for a guide you find useful, but forgot the name to is annoying, when instead, you could just type "guide" and specify that "guide" is part of the title.

Thank you :)
Banned because it's been 5 minutes
Showing possible interest in the next campaign for this. Dont know if I'll be available when that time comes, but just puttin it out there so I at least get a ping when it does come :p

@Guardian Angel Haruki
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Simple greetings exchanged, Samoth looked around them, eyeing their environment, scanning for any potential danger. Not that he didn't trust the two that arrived first to do such a thing, but it's always good to play it safe.
The area near the stairs was decently lit, compared to some of the rooms they had searched. He could see the details on everyone's faces, making it easy to assess their emotions.

"I thought you were a smart guy, but I guess I was wrong if you can't tell apart persperation and condensation." Katherine retorted, seemingly offended by his question.

Samoth examined her facial expressions. She didn't look too happy with his statement. "Surprised you could make such an observation of my intelligence, considering it appears as if you think there is a visual distinguishment between persperation and condensation." he eyed her as he said it, watching for any emotional signals.
"I also don't care much for acts as trivial as sexual arousal." he said. "Not that it would matter much in your case, if I did."
He smirked on the inside.
The statement wasn't entirely true, as he did find Katherine attractive, even if she was somewhat too energetic for his tastes. Which is the main reason he had less of a soft-spot for her than he did for say, Liselotte.
As he said it, the last group approached. Liselotte and Andreim. They exchanged greetings with the waiting four.

He glanced towards his right, just in time to see Cyan's tail stiffen, as well as his face adopting a horrified stare as he looked up the ascending staircase upon which they would soon move. Then the boy vanished. Well shit, Samoth thought. what is it this time?

He left his position from the wall as a massive beast finished its decent down the stairs. Surprisingly, the structure was able to hold its weight, seemingly without partially collapsing in. It eyed the group very briefly, then charged them at a fast pace. They weren't too far from the stairs, so there was little time to plan. They had to act fast.
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