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10 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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10 mos ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Most Recent Posts

@Gliding Snake Tentative interest pending your announcement on combat mechanics ^^
@Ambra@Hey Im Jordan Wee Woo
If y'all ever find yourselves having another spot vacant again, I would be glad to see if I can fill it if possible <3
@Ambra
Felix Kuntz, Sami Mizu, Oriro Lovice

Sami coughed and rubbed her neck. ”Oww. That was a bit rough.” Sami pursed her lips and a mist of water sprayed from her mouth right into Felix’s face. ”Bad kitty!”

“Well if I’m a kitty, then you’re food!” Felix shouted, before biting into Sami’s shoulder, utterly annoyed that she’d need to correct Sami again that nargas and nekoes are not the same, as though the wings weren’t enough of a giveaway.

Sami gasped as Felix bit her, well if she was going to play like that then Sami would have to return the favour. Sami pulled Felix’s shoulder close and bit down, injecting some of her sleep-inducing venom. ”Hawve fwon fleeping.” Sami said her mouth teeth still digging into Felix’s shoulder, waiting until Felix passed out before letting her go, although the nargacuaga’s teeth were still sunk plenty-deep through Sami’s wetsuit and into her shoulder, she was stubborn like that. The only upside being that her fangs were also plugging the wound they’d just created.

”Great…” Sami let out a sigh and headed to the mess hall, bracing Felix so that she’d not get a chuck of her shoulder ripped off. Sami slid onto a seat beside Oriro. ”You look strong. Could you help me pry this kitty off my shoulder?” Sami’s wings shifted so they wouldn’t obscure Oriro.

Oriro had been sitting at one of the many lunch tables, making a partially lucrative attempt to utilize a set of eating utensils, despite her cumbersome digits. She was definitely getting better at it, but she couldn’t focus on doing so while somebody was asking her questions. She looked up, having not heard what was asked.
”What did you-” Her eyes widened a bit as she saw the unconscious feline latched onto the other girl's shoulder via what Oriro could only assume were some sizable fangs. ”Woah. What happened?” She asked, standing up and backing out of her seat as she stared at the pair.

Sami let out a soft sigh ”Felix just can’t take a joke. Got upset when I poked fun at her about how the higher ups were gunna grill her. And I may have sprayed her face with water.” Sami shrugged as well as she could with Felix latched onto her shoulder. ”So she bit me and I knocked her ass out, now we’re here. It’s all in good fun don’t worry, we do this all the time.”

Riiight.. okay..” Oriro responded as she bent over to get a better look at Felix’s grip on the seated fish girl’s shoulder. She put her hands on either side of Felix’s sleeping face, trying to decide the best grip to take with her large hands. ”Alright...I hope this doesn’t hurt too much..” She said tentatively. Oriro applied pressure to either side of Felix’s jaw, loosening its grip as she pried the fangs out of Sami.

Sami hissed a little from the pain, letting out a sigh as she gently placed Felix’s head on the table. ”Thanks for that. Oh also the name’s Sami, Nice to meet you! Are you new around here or something?” Sami looked Oriro up and down taking note of the wings and especially the tail, that thing looked strange.

Oriro stood a little awkwardly as the other girl looked over her. "No problem. My name's Oriro.." she responded, offering one of her paws for a handshake, "..and, I guess you could call me new, yeah."
Faith is so unkind,
Love's so hard to find,
Life will wear you down,
Blind will lead the blind!
Preachers fade away,
Sinners stay the same,
I had to escape,
Cause I couldn't find my way!

[...]

Hell is what you make,
It's about how much you hate,
Trust will harm your faith,
Secrets make you break!
Victims fade away,
Martyrs stay the same,
I am due to fight
The devil inside my mind!

[...]
Days of Jupiter, Fears Come Alive


When given a multitude of choices for something completely based on preference, I generally pick the thing least-chosen by others - the reason being that it is least chosen.
Mage Hand
Banned for not continuing the trend of having the word "lewd" in your post.
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