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12 mos ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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12 mos ago
I like attention.
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1 yr ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
1 yr ago
I lost.
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1 yr ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Been wanting a Starwars thing for a while. I'm interested if I'll be had.
Zeltzin Sandoval

Mentions: Everyone Location: Quintin Streets > Webb Family Coffee House

Zeltzin was far from stranger to the humid heat of the south. In fact, due to living only an hour or two away, the journey to Quintin was not that long a one. She had lived most her life in Texas, but was known to romp over to Louisiana for a good time in the past. A past that seemed.. so long ago, now. But nevertheless, her acclimation to the climate carried on strong. Honestly though, the climate didn't matter to her, as long as she's atop a sleek iron steed, the ride was all she thought about -- well, except today.

Today was different. Eleanor was all she could think about. Admittedly, she already thought about Eleanor a lot - how couldn't she? Eleanor changed her life for the better in the most literal senses. But despite the harsh outlook she held, she felt.. vulnerable. She was looking for Eleanor again.

Zeltzin made an attempt to expel such vulnerabilities from her mind, shaking her head before she peered forward through her bike helmet once again. Her gaze met what one could suppose was a "Welcome to Quintin" sign - though it really did little to welcome many. But such was standard fare for many small towns in the south, she had come to learn. The speedometer in front of her slowly began to wind down as she decelerated, drawing closer to the streets of Quintin.

It didn't take too long for her to find the meetup spot. A place labeled "Webb Family Coffee House". Zeltzin drew to a slow halt, the black sportbike beneath her calming to a dulcified purr as she gazed through the windowfront. Place seemed quaint - fitting for a small town, but maybe one that was a bit less swampy. She continued surveying the inside of the shop, noticing a gathering beginning to build up at a large table - it seemed she was just a tad late, but not everyone was settled in yet. She dismounted her bike as she turned her attention away from the window, holding back a grimace as she pulled her right leg over the bike. It'd been quite a time since she'd stayed bike-bound for more than an hour at a time - not exactly the most comfortable for her.

She shook off the inconvenience as she tugged the helmet off her head, oblivious to any weird looks she might've been the recipient of. She was mostly used to weird looks in these sorts of towns - they usually didn't harbor many sportbike enthusiasts - especially not in areas as swampy as Quentin. She hung her helmet off one of the handlebars as she tucked the key into her pocket, turning towards the coffee shop as thoughts of Eleanor started to amass in her head again. Her face developed an irked, but equally hesitant appearance as her limped gait stopped just outside the door. Part of her was trying to reason that if there were any way to find Eleanor, she would've found her already - but a much stronger part would take any opportunity to at least try, no matter how unlikely success was.

Her body moved to pry the door open before she had even decided - and she took her cue to step inside.

The group whom seemed to be who she was looking for was just starting to introduce themselves. They were a curiously distinct bunch - but what could you really expect if you collected a handful of people from wherever-the-fuck. Her eyes scanned the area shortly before she stole the closest chair from a nearby table, dragging it into a spot where she could still listen, and feasibly "participate", while still retaining a clear meter or two of personal space. She angled the chair before gracelessly planting herself in it more heavily than one would expect.

If she was being truly honest with herself, she didn't expect any of these strangers to know what they were talking about. Even as they spoke, she barely managed to hold back a scowl - they had everything wrong. Not a thing they were talking about matched the Eleanor Black she had known.

Zeltzin relegated herself to just listening, for now - as was modus operandi for her. She often made more soured-acquaintances than friends when she spoke, so it seemed wise to remain quiet. At least until she was spoken to directly.
@Punished GN will do! Thank!
Chise Nozaki

Mentions: @VitaVitaAR Location: In the Gospel??

The vagueness of Nozomi's answer did little to quell Chise's concern, but it was understandable that she felt it wasn't the best time to explain - especially considering how intent the creature seemed on chasing them. To him though, there was no telling how close they were to their destination, or what it even really was. He was left only completely in the dark.

And soon things would seem to take a turn for the worse as another one of the spindly, spider creatures crawled itself into view - this time blocking their path.

Shit.

Chise immediately looked around for anything that could help them in their escape. Maybe there was a fire escape they could escape up into? Or a at least a lead pipe or something they could use to somehow defend themselves?? His eyes darted around them, but there was nothing. They were defenseless.

Chise watched hopelessly as the things crawled closer to them, Nozomi muttering something to herself as she briefly rummaged through her bag. The boy watched on as he waited for the creatures to come closer and- wait, what was Nozomi-

Chise winced as he watched the girl bring some bladed object down, jabbing into her wrist.

"N-Nozomi!?" Was all he had time to say before her efforts took effect. She shouted out and what happened next was beyond even Chise's ability to reason. A figure assembled itself there, behind her - from nothing. A girl clad in silver was suddenly amongst them, an air of supernaturality accompanying it as it floated before them. He instinctively went to step backwards, as it appeared so close to him, but part of his brain stopped him from getting any closer to the beast that was approaching from behind.

And there was hardly time to examine the girl before it made its move. Its limbs - which were more ribbon than limb - rose and conjured an orb of light, which was launched towards the spider which blocked their path, smashing into it and sending it off its feet into a patch of its own goop. The silver girl then spun and dealt with the other spider in equally impressive fashion, sending it sprawling off its feet as well, this time by hand.

Chise barely had time to marvel before Nozomi was tugging him away once again. He allowed himself to be led as his feet started to pick up pace again into a run, his head swiveling around to see the silver girl begin following them.

What had Nozomi said..? Hecate? Chise recognized the name as that of a Greek Goddess.. but.. he was ultimately so lost as to what had just happened. He turned his head back to Nozomi, looking over her as he followed, though this time as if she were different somehow. But he kept silent, seeing as their was little time to explain. His raving thoughts were kept to himself.

What is going on here..??

Ultimately, he tried to shake the confusion from his head and keep his head in the game. His eyes were then sent to their surroundings, searching for any other monsters that could jump out at them at a moment's notice.
Sorcha Argue

Mentions: None Location: Quinta district main street

Despite the early hours of dawn, Quinta's main street was rife with the chatter and toil of the common man. The clopping of hooves and the murmur of the cityfolk intermingled into a sound that Sorcha had grown pretty accustomed to over the last year or so. She sat upon her own horse, the honeyed glow of the morning sun bathing over her as she and her trio of equines trekked along the cobbled road, stopping only occasionally to allow pedestrians to pass by as they set up their stalls and storefronts.

The girl's quest on this journey was a simple one - sell some horses. She lived, sometimes alongside her father, in a small-ish town shortly south-east of the Quinta district. There, she worked at a stables under the guidance of a close family friend who owned a successful array of stud farms and commercial stables. While she was young, she had grown a distaste for idleness over the years - and even though her father insisted he made enough in the Survey Corps to take care of any of her needs, she insisted on doing some work for herself as well. And so she did, with his reluctant blessing. Over time, she had acquired more responsibilities at the stables - one of which was vending the horses which wouldn't be sold to the government - which she was doing at this very moment.

Said horses were usually from a less-successful or more-wild bloodline, or weren't strong enough to endure riding or work for long hours. So, they would be sold to anybody who wanted to, or could afford to, purchase them on Quinta streets - which were usually not too many, considering the price of a horse. However, those who did wish to purchase a horse were usually on the wealthier side, which left Sorcha to put a bit of her own.. touch onto their prices.

Sorcha was in her own world, enjoying the warmth of the sunlight as she rode at a stroll's pace along the street - until she was met with a short, interruptive whinny. She blinked as she returned to the world around her, her eyes quickly taking in the area that surrounded them. She reached one hand forward to pet the horse she was riding upon.

"Shh, I'm here, Hutch. Don't ya take that tone with me!" Sorcha jauntily ensured as she delivered a few heavy pats to the side of his neck.

Hutch was a drawn and brawny horse with long legs and a short, black mane. His coat was painted, with a black base and medium splatters of white over his flanks. He had a distinct look to him not only due to his painted appearance, but also the white mask that saturated his entire face, starting just in front of his ears and jaw. His eyes are a light, calm blue and sit circled with a thin, black line of hair.

His white lips parted as he released a snort in response to Sorcha's assurances. He jerked his head to the side, drawing the girl's eyes to glance over in that direction just as another horse-and-rider pair drew to a close next to them.

The man that sat upon the simple-looking bay was clad in a smart, green coat and wore a bowler hat of a matching shade. One could tell by the upright, almost regal posture he possessed, as well as the uncomfortable glances that he occasionally threw to the people surrounding him, that he was not from the area. Which made sense - few people who lived within wall Maria could easily afford a horse - though many could appreciate the help of one. The most wealthy people lived closer to the capital - and while they usually didn't have much use for a horse since the work wasn't nearly as hard there, there were those who owned horses for sport. But breeders were much harder to find the closer you got to the capital.

There was a brief moment of contemplative pause as the man assessed Sorcha and her horses, before he spoke.

"Good morning, young lady." He spoke, a disciplined pattern of speech evidence as he talked. "I surmise by the stature of your horses that they are healthy - are they purebred? I may be interested in an acquisition."

Sorcha smiled to herself. At this point it was almost routine. Every so often a rich, pompous fat cat would approach her and ask about buying a horse or two. And she would always gouge the hell out of 'em. She didn't feel guilty, either - they had more than they needed, and she didn't. For the most part.

She took a moment to silently collect herself before responding. "Good morning, sir! These horses are indeed for sale. This one here," She said, gesturing a hand towards the Brown Bay that followed obediently on a lead behind her, "is a purebred Bay. This other one is not a purebred, but it is still a capable horse, for certain, sir." She finished, internally wincing at herself as she spoke in a much more formal tone than she was comfortable with. Seeing as it tended to ingratiate her to her client's wallets, she deemed it worth the temporary discomfort.

The man looked over her briefly as she spoke, before his eyes shifted to the Bay, examining its coat and whatever else he wanted it for. He did so for a moment, before his eyes came to rest on Hutch. "And that one? It has quite a distinct coat."

The polite smile that sat upon Sorcha's lips almost immediately disappeared, and her lips drew flat. "No, he isn't for sale."

The man released a short chuckle before continuing. "Aha, but everything is for sale, my darling. I could pay very heftily for such a unique horse."

Sorcha didn't budge, her tone now completely unaccommodating. "He's not for sale."

At this, the man eyed her bitterly as he let out an annoyed huff. There was a moment of silence as he seemingly quelled the feeling of indignity that he was met with. He eventually rolled his eyes.

"Very well, then. The purebred Bay will do."

They spent a few minutes discussing price and such before the Bay was released from her care and relinquished to the gentleman, who took his prize and continued his walk with his new horse in tow.

Sorcha let out a relieved sigh as she released the straight-backed posture she had been so loathe to hold for her clientele.

As they continued their walk down the cobble road once again, Hutch made a happy whinny as they went. Sorcha rolled her eyes and huffed. "Prick."
@Bartimaeus I bet she likes to argue.


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