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Edward awoke, shocked, he looked around the room, realizing that he was right in the heart of the High Venom's domain. He had quite a few questions, but he knew better than to question one of the High. He listened intently to all that was said, then looked at Nightmare and nodded.

"I owe you all my life, I won't disappoint you," he promised, lowering his head in respect to the High Venom, one of the city's great leaders. "I'm sure you already know who I am, but just in case, my name is Edward Iwan, the toxins are from my old friend Nudd Richards, he's a serial killer, and he's here to kill as many people as he can, I'll do whatever you tell me, but he's very dangerous, and he needs to be stopped as soon as possible," he offered, attempting to ensure that Nudd became a target of the High.

He then realized that they were in a cavern under Epic City, he looked around, noticing all the freaks, some on the walls, some on the ground, all of them deformed at least slightly. He stared with an open mouth.

"...Wow, I never knew this existed, this is incredible! How many people live down here?"

@Old Amsterdam
I'd almost be ready to write a bio for my fav chronicler, if only he didn't become Governer of Paledune.
@Old Amsterdam *shits self*
No, now the plot thickens.
"28 year-old girl missing, suspected kidnapping."

The headline sent Edward into a rage, it could have been unrelated, but he couldn't help but know that this was the one, it was Nudd, and he was here for sure. Edward swung the paper through the air angrily, watching as it caught fire. That was completely unintentional, and now he couldn't actually read that paper, good thing he'd managed to catch the girl's name and her parents'.

A few minutes and a lot of convincing later, he'd managed to learn where the girl had been kidnapped, and apparently a large swarm of insects had appeared just before she disappeared into the distance. This was all Edward needed to hear, Nudd had his first victim, and Edward was sure she was already dead. Hopefully Edward could find him before he took a second.

It was useful to be as fast as he was, he had found out more information in a few minutes than the police had in hours. Including the fact that a factory had been suddenly infested by a massive nest of Killer Bees, far north of their usual range, and the workers had been evacuated pending an extermination. Edward knew that this had to be Nudd, attempting to set up a safe haven, he'd have to attack the castle before Nudd could get settled. He approached the building quickly, the windows broken out and a massive number of both bees and other flying creatures exiting and entering as was common with bee infestations.

Edward had lost to this man once, never again, he would not let him take another life. Edward clenched his fist and growled, charging towards the abandoned factory and crashing through the wall with a leap. He rolled to a stop in the center of the room and looked around at a crouch. There were spider webs everywhere and insects flew by his ears every second, but they all seemed docile, not curiously approaching him as insects usually did. The machinery was all still in place, however infested it was. At the other corner of the room was a silhouette, standing just out of the sunlight. Edward grinded his teeth and focused on him, Nudd, as he knew it was.

"Nudd!" he yelled. "Where's the girl?" Nudd was still out of the light and his actions were hard to make out, but by the tone of his quiet voice, Edward knew he understood.

"Free," he whispered out in a soft, sweet voice like a kindly grandfather. All of the insects suddenly stopped loitering and alertly moved to his position as he strode into the light. His mutilated face shining wetly in the sunlight as insects crawled in and out of his mouth, ears, and even eyes. His bloated stomach twisted and deformed with every passing second.

"Hello sir, what a pleasure to have you in my home," he said sincerely. "I see you've already heard my name, I'm not sure who from, but yes, I am Nudd Richards, humble drifter." His calm demeanor was off-putting, as was his attempt at a smile, hideous due to his lack of lips or eyelids.

He scratched his head, freeing a hornet from just under his skin.

"And to who do I owe this pleasure?"

"Cut the shit, Nudd, I know who you are, and I'm here to stop you." For good if necessary. Nudd snickered with a shake of his shoulders.

"How rude, and how utterly cliche as well, I've heard that line enough times to know that it's not coming true," he stated happily, almost gleefully. Edward took a step back and stuttered, Nudd had completely changed, he was so... nice, not like a murderer should be.

"Uhh... yeah... well, I've not had the time to come up with something better, what with my mind being filled with revenge and all that." It was if Nudd had eaten the rage right off of him, though the disgust and confusion remained, especially with the repugnant odor Nudd was letting off.

"Oh, revenge eh? By any chance do you happen to be Edward Iwan?" Edward's eyes shot open.

"So you do remember."

"How could I forget my best friend?" Edward grunted, this felt wrong, not at all like the climatic battle he had expected. "You know I was going to free you first, I was surprised to find your... friend, rather than you."

And the rage was back, even stronger than before.

"Free us? You murdered my boyfriend! You're lucky I didn't tear your arms off and feed them to you!" Nudd laughed loudly.

"Oh, you don't understand at all, do you? It's fine, fate won't have her dirty hands on you anymore after I'm done here."

He took a knife and pulled it across his wrist, sending out a veritable horde of killer bees. Edward snorted and ran right through them, grabbing Nudd by the collar and punching him so hard his jaw only remained attached by a few strings of flesh. No blood leaked out of the wound however, instead a group of insects shot out towards his face, Edward had to back away rather than deal with them.

"You've gotten stronger since we last fought. I'm impressed, fate must not wish to part with you quite yet," he complimented as a group of ants re-secured his jaw to his face. "Too bad I've made my choice."

Nudd opened his mouth and a great number of insect species poured out, spiders, wasps, scorpions, all large and presumably dangerous. Holding his knife in his left hand, Nudd gestured upwards, and all the insects that still remained in the room gathered on him, forming a cloud around his body. Edward shot around the pack and struck at Nudd, only to be surprised when he hit nothing but insects. Nudd replied by bringing his blade down on Edward's neck, yelping in shock when it failed to pierce Edward's durable skin.

Nudd leapt back, enraging Edward, who begged to whoever that would listen that this next punch connected. He charged forth, all of his focus on directing his fist, only to be surprised by a sudden searing pain in his midsection as Nudd's knife hit home. At that speed, no matter how durable his skin, the knife could pierce, not quite as deeply as on a normal human, but deep enough. Ignoring the pain, Edward threw a volley of punches, killing enough of the insects to get to Nudd's face, which he punched at least ten times, hard enough to send one of his eyes flying from its socket, still attached but barely. Nudd grabbed at Edward's arm, grabbing it tightly, but Edward slapped it away and knocked Nudd away with a speedy punch, sending him across the room with a groan.

Edward looked at Nudd, scared finally, as his eye was pulled back into the socket, and he pulled himself to his feet and was flown away by a group of flies. Edward had him on the ropes finally. He prepared himself once more, and then took off at a run.

Only for a great number of burning pains to suddenly appear on his lower right arm, a less painful one on his left. He collapsed to the ground, in an incredible amount of pain. Nudd approached, chuckling.

"I thought you would notice, I really did." He raised an arm, and a group of insects crawled their way out of Edward's sleeves. "Bullet ants, one of the most painful stings in the animal kingdom, Fat-tail scorpion, possessed of an exceptionally deadly venom, and American dog ticks, with a numbing agent in their saliva, preventing you from noticing the large number of insects crawling up your sleeves," he explained matter-of-factly.

"When I noticed that you couldn't be hurt by my knife, I knew there had to be another way, when you impaled yourself on my knife, I knew I had to use your speed against you, so I grabbed you and planted the insects on your arm, to be activated when you next took off. The ants would stop you in your tracks, and the scorpion's venom would free you, easy as that." He tittered. "I always remembered you as the smart one, though it looks like I'm your better now."

Nudd pulled on Edward's hair and planted a foot upon his back, putting painful stress on his lower spine.

"I told you I would free you."

Edward groaned in pain as the bullet ant stings horrifically burned at his arm, but with a cry, he threw his head back, cracking Nudd's cheekbones as his nose wasn't there to hit. As Nudd grabbed at his face, Edward stumbled to his feet and took off, his vision beginning to blur as his expedited metabolism quickly spread the poison through his body.

He made it to the middle of the streets before finally his legs gave way, and he collapsed, bouncing along the concrete and crashing into a parked car. He realized just how badly he had fucked this up just as he passed out.
The Battle of Paella River
Chief Gultuk Leathermane Bronzespear (-3 - 56)
It was a warm summer's day the day Chief Bronzespear strode into the Emperor's camp astride a chestnut charger, dressed in a litany of looted jewels and gifts. He demonstrated the lands upon which he held stride, and the new lands which had been looted from the Chief of Tollscythe. He pleaded prostrate before him, demanding revenge upon his rival, the lamentable Ulden Horselord. His words were stilted, but his command of language had been far greater than what those above had granted onto a barbarian tongue.

"I have sworn unto you my fealty, my service, and my honor, in return, all I ask is your aid in one stubborn matter, the likes of which you have dealt with many times prior, your support shall be rewarded with a bounty unseen north of the witch-mongers of the west." The Emperor granted upon him naught but a small chuckle in that moment, holding his palms to the east and west, his golden armor shining in the sun as none like it had before. "I have no need of bounty, my domain spans all the sun touches, my bounty is gifted upon the backs of my enemies, I recognize that the men of the steppe need not land other than that which is fit to graze their horses, this is a matter of blood and pride."

Bronzespear's face was one of confusion, but he nodded to his better. "Your knowledge is unconstrained, Emperor Aedrius, it is as you say, my forces had suffered a horrid embarrassment due to the machinations of Chief Ulden, I wish to wipe his horde into the sea, cast him into hell, lo! This fool shall never again place his foot near the lands of Bronzespear if, by your grace, my soldiers are bolstered by ranks upon ranks of the fine men of Aedria." The king granted upon the room a laugh, shaken were the windows, the floors, and the torches upon the walls. "Then let today be the day that the horselords are tamed, the soldiers of Aedria shall pierce their hearts and harvest their livelihoods upon their spearheads, bathed with the barbarian blood!"
General Darius Brighteye Sunwalker, 36


By the emperor's grace, the honor of general was granted upon me, along with a force two hundreds and ten more strong, barely a scuff upon the empire's grand army, but given armor more than any others had. The forces met at the River of Paella, a ford, blue like a jewel, cast upwards towards the sky with every boot and hoof placed within. The force of the Horselord clan was tenfold more than anything Lord Bronzespear could field, but they knew well the face of an imperial hoplite. Already the horsemen took to spinning their spears and grinding upon their teeth, nervous to face the power of the empire-conquering army.

The Bronzespears were more than eager, taking to the ford and planting their spears within, hurling calls and whistles like had been done for years immeasurable, but the Horselord's men failed to respond. Finally broke the silence, the Strongsaddle's destrier's hooves echoing across the silent battlefield. Personally, the Horselord chieftain lead a charge into the Bronzespear lines, tossing men as if insects. The Chieftain's example bolstered his troops who charged forth into a drizzle of arrows. Their cries lamentable and their dead many, horses began to drift down the river, shining red with precious ichor.

It was then that my spears took to the battle, washing themselves upon horseskin and manflesh. The song of battle struck the air, blowing far into the distance, delivering to the Emperor a message of great conquest. A flanking force found a ford upstream, crossing atop the corpses of their allies, only to find Chief Bronzespear himself, garbed in plate gifted by the Emperor. The barbarian swords broke on the civilized men's shields, and the iron drifted through their cloth as easily as a boat through water. The losses amongst the steppe-men were equal on both sides, but the Emperor's own spears had not even begun to tire. The armored Chief crashed into the spine of the enemy force, using the enemy's own ford against them. It was then that the Chief Horselord was again revealed, his horse long since pining for the skies. His feet drifted through the reddened water, his blade cleaving through even the phalanx. I had thought to draw my own blade as I saw him approaching, but finally his scalp was sliced, and he fell under the feet of the combined.

The barbarians saw their guide and guardian fall below the tide, their faces blanching and their knees collapsing like broken twigs. The rout was inspiring to the long since exhausted combined armies, and a great war-cry rang out as the Steppe-men took again to their horses, what remained at the very least, and charged at the backs of the fleeing. Most were slain, many were wounded, but the force of the Horselord was forever shattered like waves against the shields of the Imperial phalanx. A cry rang out to the sky in honor of those fallen, and finally the dead were left alone, their purpose not in vain. Lord Bronzespear shined like the emperor himself as he claimed himself Chief of All Steppes, and none except the dead dared question him.
General Darius Brighteye Sunwalker, 36
No, I'm caught up, I just feel a little left behind is all, I can't find the inspiration to get up a post as quickly as you all are so... refer to the image.
@Sedjwick The irony is not lost on me.
Me trying to keep up with this RP:

Yay!

Also my name changed so you'll have to fix the ooc because reasons.
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