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14 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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15 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
15 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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15 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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15 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

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I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

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Sorry for the excessive messages btw
Does it have to be long or short?@Session
Hold on @Session
By the way does my CS meet standards?
Ah alright.-@N Mity
I mean I know there’s a couple of different dimensions but from my understanding some of us are on dimension one the original one.@Session
I did but it didn’t say anything about it being in the future or past -@Session
This to takes place in 2024 right?
Name:Bell Hawthorn

Age:25

Appearance: imgur.com/a/VxzgEzA , male, grayish blue eyes, blonde short hair with a piece always going down right side of forehead, no beard. Very good physique, white,6 foot 2,has a scar on left side of face from a bear attack like John Marston, but hides face in his helmet because he always wears the helmet even without the suit.

Nationality:American.

Skills:master at hand to hand combat. Good with guns but not as good as everyone else. Is very good with knives and throwing knives, can disarm a medium sized bomb, is very good and hacking things, can almost take out a 6 foot 8 juggernaut if he/her have even the slightest weakness but keyword almost, has insanely good Durability for a human with no actual powers

History:Bell was born in the vibrant chaos of Brooklyn New York , was raised by his aunt Nicky who he thought was his mother because his real parents didn’t want him and he eventually found out at age 19 and went to go see them but they shut the door in his face and he enlisted for the marines at age 20 and worked his way up the ladder to special forces lieutenant and was part of a program called operation Auro which majorly enhanced his travel speed and overall speed but it caused him to not talk normally and not sleep,

Personality: childish but the fun kind, A bit of an idiot sometimes, comedic humor and timing. Tilts head to the left when angry or about to kill somebody or just to look terrifying.

Tactical Suit: imgur.com/VpM5auq with a helmet screen that shows you his emotions, and a robot voice that is a normal voice but robotized and it fixes his voice, helmet can take 20mm and anything below that but suit can only take 12.7mm, has a ai chip in the helmet meaning he can see a Ai woman kinda like Cortana except she looks real.
Weapons: Rick grimes colt python, AR-15 with an ammo counter and a small scope thingy, a black knife capable of going through lightweight and Medium armor if done with enough force and precision.

Equipment: grappler, And knives and grenades. Not sure what else to put here


Hobbies: gaming and music I guess.

Likes:cigars, coffee, games, salisbury steaks, phones.

Dislikes:people being Rude, vapes, selfish people, people who can’t take jokes, people acting tough like idiots.
Phobias: darkness, spiders. Weakness. Has a weak spot just underneath left shoulder plate in tactical suit meaning that the plate can be shot off.

How he became Interdimensional: was in a war between the USA and Russia in his timeline and he went into one of they’re war bases because they were about to launch the biggest Nuclear attack on ever on the USA that would destroy everything except they’re Country and he killed about 20 to 30 soldiers but ultimately stoped the nuke so it could hit Russia instead and was right next to the nuke when it detonated which opened space and time for a minute and the only way he could survive is if he went into the portal.
That sort of stuff would be expected from the character sheet, just not IC and such. Let me know if you have any questions about our style/rules/etc.
Gotcha

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