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14 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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15 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
15 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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15 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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15 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

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I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

Bell Looks at Aurélie for a brief moment and can see right through her and Aurélie picks up on that. He looks down at the ground and then looks at her with an extremely terrifying look that she didn’t expect from someone like him but he is clearly warning her that if she betrays the team in anyway He will track her down and kill her without hesitation. He is really suspicious of her.
He tilts his head and continues what he was doing before without speaking a word.
I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING-@Srpv
Bellgives Sebastian a head tilt and and mutters to himself something that literally no one could understand but it kinda sounds like he said “what is he, the terminator?” he grabs a Dr Pepper from a vending machine and drinks it and continues to sit on the desk. And smokes a cigar. He looks at the clock and raises his eyebrow and grabs a completely random book from a counter and reads it because he’s bored as hell. Halfway through the book the book ends and it’s just empty pages and he says “Who buys a book from wish.com” Jesus” he says comedically
And throws the random persons book in the trash and says “buy better books next time” and everyone’s looking at him and he says “What”and genuinely looks confused.
Are you gonna do your intro rn or later?-Srpv
Pretty sure literally no one actually says stuff like that in the military but whatever.-@Srpv
No idea what that means and I don’t think i wanna know.-@Srpv
Well that’s not controversial at all.-@Srpv
So yeah just do y’all little intro thing when you guys get time
Bell arrives after exactly as Scott says that and opens the door and does a gentlemen pose and says ”Bell Thompson at your service” in a funny way with a fake but very convincing British accent. He walks up to Scott and says”In all seriousness it’s a pleasure working with you sir”he goes in for the handshake, then turns to kat and gives her a slight nod and checks his pocket watch waiting for the rest of the team. He leans up against a wall and exchanges small talk with Kat and Scott and looks at pocket watch again and says”did everyone die or something” jokingly and then sits on a nearby desk and waits.
I’m just energetic today because I drank a lot and I mean a lot of caffeine-@TokyoPewPew
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