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Chronic male Member

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STATUS: I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man 12 days ago
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12 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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13 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
13 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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13 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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13 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

Bio

I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

In A little hi and some greetings! → 22 days ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life. Well at least probably
In the alphabet game. lol → 22 days ago Forum: Spam Forum
Circuit
In |thriller|horror| comedy|? → 22 days ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks
Alright well I’ll cook up the rp in the upcoming days
In Left Behind: Mulberry Street → 22 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Chronic>

Well the first question would negate @Force and Fury's Jason unless they're going an alternate route this time around.


So what about the 2nd one?
In the alphabet game. lol → 22 days ago Forum: Spam Forum
Air
In What Are You Listening To? → 22 days ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
In Wild Beasts of the Earth (Gothic Horror) → 22 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Chronic>

Looks generally okay- one question though. Where did the Nagant come from? Might be worth something to explain that acquisition.


He bought it from an old gunsmith back in 1914 and had it ever since so it’s basically his signature weapon now
In just want to say hi and make some friends → 23 days ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
hope y’all have a good Sunday
In Ban the User Above You → 23 days ago Forum: Spam Forum
Banned BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ARISTOTLE
In Ban the User Above You → 23 days ago Forum: Spam Forum
Banned because your using real logic AND I DO NOT CONDONE THAT
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