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Hate to tell you, Colm, but Thri-Kreen have two Racial HD. You'd start off as a Thri-Kreen 1/Monstrous Humanoid 2.
So the best healing options seem to be Black Sand, Troll-Blooded, or being a Dread Necromancer.
Necropolitan Psyrogue it is!

Edit: thinking about it, an undead with no way to heal is a bad idea. I'll think of something later.
Having heard no objections, I'm going with the Necropolitan. The idea being he was created as an undead for gladiatorial combat that got the hell out of dodge.
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Welcome to Athas. It's kind of a shithole. In other news, the ocean is wet, the surface of the sun is slightly warm this time of year, and Godzilla's above the average height for a Japanese citizen.
I was thinking some variant of Dwarven Monk, or maybe a Pterran Totemist (from Magic of Incarnum).

That or a Human Necropolitan Gladiator, cursed by a Defiler to forever wander the earth for losing a fight he had a lot of money riding on.
Having collected all the boba he could find, Wario's attention turned to the swarm. Tying off his Lootin' Bag and slinging it over his shoulder, he recalled the prices of "delicacies" like chocolate-covered grasshoppers with an evil grin, and set off toward the nearest buzzing noise.

Wario, Mahora- The Bento Tree

"iiiiiiiiiii...."

The fat, garlic obsessed plumber from earlier was running through an alleyway, once again knocking anything in his way aside like it was made of paper mache. He slid under the locust, catching its hind legs... and proceeding to lift them off the ground. He planted his feet firmly on the ground, muscles bulging as he began turning in place.

"IIIIIT'S WARIO TIME!"

The turning got faster and faster. The locust scrabbled for purchase on the ground, but could not find it before Wario lifted it up, the creature blurring as he took aim. The spinning got faster and faster as Wario cackled.

"SO LONG, LOSER!"

With gleeful abandon, he let the insect go, watching as it sailed into the cloud with lightning speed. Even from here, the terrified screeching of the advancing insects could be heard. Well, that is until the sickening crunch of a mid-air collision of several bugs that had the misfortune of being near wario's invertebrate missile. Off in the distance, a cloud of green goo- insect guts and shells powdered at high speed- expanded out as several of the swarm's members fell out. Of course, what's ten or fifteen locusts amidst a swarm?

This worrying fact didn't stop Wario from flexing for those present.

"Yeah, Wario's great. You know it."

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"You know, I've found that the cardinal sin of horror movies is they tip their hands too early and show you the whole monster. Oh, uh, but you didn't call us for writing advice."

The giant bipedal capybara at the door bowed, holding out a business card for Mr. Reynolds and his Associate. He had a briefcase under his shoulder.

"Hello there, my name is Barapy! I'm with Shocker+, the company you contracted for additional monsters. While our negotiations for providing your monsters haven't quite been finalized, I've gone ahead and included the latest printing of the Monsters Monthly, Shocker+'s catalog publication, for no charge. I've also taken the liberty of bringing profiles for some of our monsters which might be particularly well-suited to your horror movie."

With that, Barapy gave the employee file and bowed once again.

"Please, take your time looking them over!"


I just kinda lumped the creation of fauna and flora under Shape Land, since it covers the creation of forests and jungles.
Oddly, I couldn't find any rules for animal life OR plant life.
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