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Lissa


“Tch,” she clicked her tongue. “You’re slipping, Lissa,” she muttered to herself, frowning as her chop connected with the creature’s tongue, but without enough follow through to hack it off. If she’d sliced it off completely, the Raam was quite sure that half of the threat would have been removed immediately. As it was, all she seemed to do was anger the beast as it prepared to do something.

That something was some pretty suspicious sludge vomited at them; for a moment, Lissa prepared to knock herself and the entire stretcher-vehicle off course if they needed to, but thankfully the attack landed nowhere close enough for her to think of overturning the platform.

Thankfully, they were on the run for long enough that they actually had reinforcements in the form of a few hunters.

Unfortunately, that meant they were also drawing a dangerous house-sized monster straight into an already vulnerable village.

As they neared the village, Lissa decided to hop off the stretcher just before passing the hunters, immediately rolling into a ready position, making a quick announcement as she did so. “Make way for the stretcher! You three, we need to defend the village. Chameleon-like beast, blends into the environment. Injured, but has a tongue with a nasty long reach, don’t get caught.” Elaborating for the benefit of the hunters so they knew what they were walking into, she pointed at a random villager nearby to delegate duties to. “You there, run and get some more help! Four of us might not be enough to defend the village from that thing!”

As soon as she was done, her attention snapped right back to the chameleon, having used up what little precious time they had already. She placed herself between the hunters and the monster, sword up in a ready position before taking a position to strike while allowing the hunters to shoot it from behind her. Without any means of ranged attack, now that they were upon the village, passivity was no longer an option. She just hoped closing the distance was a good decision.
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Someone likes their rivers tainted and full of cholera.


Well, this is a gothic Victorian themed roleplay.
Just wanted to have Luna be a former priestess the a diety of water (specifically freshwater, rivers, streams, lakes, rain, etc).


Useless goddess, no wonder they died

I went blood magic because I was dead set on it from the start, eheh. Using to create mostly peaceful arts and crafts felt fun, too~
Ended up adapting part of that drawing I mentioned for this after all. Hardly as detailed as I’d have liked to make it on short notice, but I’m not good enough of an artist for that, ha.

Six slots for twelve players, hmm? This'll be a particularly competitive one it seems.

I'll work on something today and or over the weekend.
Vampires? Undead? You've got my attention and interest.

Dunno if I have the time for another RP or a character off the top of my head, though.
Kyra Pfalz-Karstadt,
most definitely not Lutatia Eichenwald von Brudel



A dark expression momentarily flashed across the envoy of Agamemnon’s face before she affected a strained smile. She would not admit how close the envoy of Anhur had been in his guess. “Obviously not. Otherwise, would be meeting at the Empress’s court in Brudel.” Shrugging, she took a deep sip of her beer, but not uncouth enough to do so in an unrefined manner.

Her attention soon turned as she felt the other envoys trickle into the establishment, not that she needed her newfound envoy sense to detect most of them. It seemed the gods had been discerning, for each of the other envoys were remarkable in their own ways, the manner of dress being the more obvious.

In fact, the envoy of Qhalus arrived in such an ostentatious manner that Lutatia wasn’t even sure why she had ever bothered to stay lowkey with her attire and choice of food. She decided to ignore the paltry lump of bread in front of her in favor of the banquet the hedonistic girl had ordered up. She’d never turn down a free meal, although she decided that she would be having words with the girl over their future finances and spending habits.

Still nursing her smallbeer, she glanced up as a red-robed scholar approached. “Ha,” Lutatia barked out a small laugh at her greeting. “Kyra. I’m a local here,” she said simply, by way of introduction, pitching her voice loud enough so that the other envoys at the nearby table could hear. “I think you’ll find that I subscribe to the more elegant intent of noblisse oblige than silly spectacle, even if I can appreciate one from time to time.” She offered a hand out in greeting. “Besides, He can also represent the restraint of the crown and the tedious realities of administration.”

She couldn’t help but to give her a searching glance at her last statement. Anhur was right, why were people booing him?

Lutatia acknowledged the innkeeper’s arrival with a nod, mulling over the information. Along with Aurelian, she had taken the time to slip over to briefly examine the board. Frankly, the job was beneath them, even if it had come from high places and from a good man. She’d never met Lord Dunham, never had a reason to, but she knew he had his heart in the right place and was alright in her books. The high reward struck her as strange, though, and she had to wonder if there was more to it than a simple patrol lost in the wilderness.

As the conversation turned back towards the mission and the urge that compelled them all to meet in this city, she couldn’t help but to comment. “It could be,” she ventured cheekily, “That my patron prefers the others travel to him?”

She then shook her head. “No, the obvious answer is that our lead is here, but I’m not so sure that a search-and-rescue mission is it,” she replied, inclining her head in agreement towards Liora. Granted, she was a Pegasus knight, so she was uniquely suited for running this sort of mission. But as the envoy of Qhalus had so kindly noted, it would probably kill her with boredom, even if it was easy money.

“I’m not against taking the job. In fact, I’m a Pegasus flier, I can do it by my lonesome while the rest of you look into other avenues of investigation. We’re in the merchant capital of the world, after all,” she continued, spreading her arms out in gesture. “If we’re to find rumors of prophecy, here is the place to find it.”
Lissa


Lissa groaned. Well, she couldn’t have expected a villager, even if she knew some magic, to have good battle sense. It still didn’t help much when you’re being chased by a giant camouflaged beast, though. The Raam continued to ride the stretcher as it zipped along. Normally, she would have been impressed, perhaps even intimidated at the speed of it all, but when the angry chameleon was somehow keeping pace, it was easy enough to lean away from the ‘scary fast’ side of the spectrum to ‘not bloody fast enough.’

She didn’t think the beast would be too content to just continue its wild chase, either, so she slowly began to move and position herself towards the back of the stretcher, carefully so that she wouldn’t tumble off of fall onto Nylah’s injured patient. It was important to keep herself upwind of the moth dust the girl was putting out, too; she had never been too familiar with the Mothraki’s biological traits aside from their similarity with their smaller cousins, but she knew that dust wasn’t good for most people. The Raam were different, but she wasn’t going to put her own race’s biological resilience to the test for the moment.

Her decision to move backwards was prescient. The creature was growing restless, but now in position, Lissa had enough time to attack directly from drawing, as she slashed out with her sword to meet the tongue that lashed out towards her charge. With some luck, she’d cut its nasty tongue right off and Nylah wouldn’t become lizard food today.
Kyra Pfalz-Karstadt,
most definitely not Lutatia Eichenwald von Brudel



There was a certain irony, Lutatia thought, that it was likely her fellow envoys had spent weeks, if not months to gain their bearings and make the journey to Coris. In the meantime, her lifestyle had hardly changed from the time of the Before, and the vibrant merchant capital remained her home in the intervening months. In fact, that was probably truer now than in her previous life.

If she had been more conceited, she would have entertained the notion that it was because the other envoys would naturally congregate around the Envoy of Agamemnon that everybody would gravitate to this city. Clearly a silly notion, but it was still an amusing coincidence that she wouldn’t complain about.

The Brudelian princess, in her long-held disguise as Kyra, had not been sitting idle, however. Dying and turning into an envoy was complicated by her particular manner of dying, unlike the others. Being the target of an assassination yet again meant there had been many, many loose ends to tie up, lest they interfere with her goals as an envoy. The obvious and easy solution had been to dispose of her current persona, since it was likely compromised, although given the natures of the trade she couldn’t be completely sure whether or not the assassins were from Brudel or from a particularly vindictive merchant rival. Had she survived, she would have done just that. But she did not, and there were too many advantages to the cause to not remain as Kyra, martial merchant advisor extraordinaire.

She had burned a lot of political and monetary capital in Coris in ensuring the remaining integrity of her disguise. The intrigue of a rich, multi-ethnic mercantile republic was no less treacherous than that of the Brudelian court, and there were some very interesting ways to find solutions to problems there, even as the threat of northern aggression loomed ever-present.

Even then, she still wasn’t sure that she wouldn’t be ambushed once more in the future, this time with far greater consequences.

Such was the price of a second envoy of Agamemnon.

That state of affairs had taken some weeks to sort out, but it was worth it. It was a shame that she had to leave her mostly cushy position at the North Bay Company, but the departure was amicable and even understandable when she turned back up at the merchant house looking bloodied and half dead. There were connections there that she and her soon-to-be fellow envoys could lean on in the future.

That left her a couple precious, unmolested months with which she could enjoy her home in peace. That home, as it happened, was one of the few things together with its contents that she hadn’t traded away for favors or hard currency for her mission. She was still committed to her host’s dying wish of a comfortable retirement, after all. It also made a very good place to catch up on training for the journey ahead, as well as on the stacks of neglected tomes that she hadn’t found the time for during her tenure with the North Bay Company.

Aside from her regular excursions with Lede to keep up her flying hours –she held herself and her partner to a strict training regime, after all-- she had kept up that routine until today. Earlier in the morning, she had gotten a feeling that she should probably make her way to a certain tavern by the docks soon. She had time enough, though, to enjoy the city for a while longer, as she strolled the city square. It was only marred by the rantings and ravings of a hoarse foreign cleric.

It was a better sermon than from one of the city’s usual suspects. She even found herself agreeing with the entirety of it, but that wasn’t surprising, considering her own views. She had always resonated well with Anhur and his faith, after all. And he was right. Latis, and by virtue of association, Coris, remained in a very precarious geopolitical spot. As long as the status quo remained, there was no doubt that the Twin Kingdoms would eventually fall. Although it had a body of water between it and Nuniel, it was not her homeland either, equipped with the finest air force on Edanica and ringed by impenetrable mountain ranges as it was.

Lutatia continued with her errands, leaving the voice behind. Nonetheless, she had a feeling that she would be meeting its owner before the end of the day.

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The Red Snapper was truly an unremarkable place. She was not familiar with the particular establishment, but there were dozens like it along the length of the city waterfront. They were all grimy, with some variety of sun-bleached, frequented by rough, but mostly honest sailors, with the occasional handful of scoundrels in between. This particular one felt trawler-themed, though the oversized stuffed red snapper above the bar proper made her wonder if it was a true red snapper or another species of fish covered in red lies.

The establishment seemed to do good business, with its clientele a mix of fishermen and wealthier merchant sailors, with the occasional mercenary and soldier types here and there. Lutatia stood out somewhat, if only by the quality of her clothes; she had dressed simply, with a pair of durable pants, and a loose white button shirt. Her sword remained at her side, though she had foregone the cloak—it was too conspicuous. There was more than the usual to be wary about here, after all.

It wasn’t quite so busy that she couldn’t slip into a seat at the bar, next to a dragonborn that did not belong here at all. Ignoring him for the moment, she caught the barkeep’s eye and slid a small silver coin down across the rough wooden surface. “Small beer and a bit of bread,” she tapped, glancing in the corner of her eye the armored foreigner at her side. She remained silent until her drink and a chunk of rye bread was in front of her before letting slip. “From Anhur, are you? Nice speech earlier, better than what I hear most days in that square.”
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