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Current Finally I am one with the PC
2 mos ago
Clearly you all are wrong. Only real ones drink Mug Root Beer.
2 mos ago
Update: my doctor has told me to stop eating pencils.
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2 mos ago
You are what you eat? Pfft yeah right, if that were true I'd have lead poisoning.
3 mos ago
my life has been rather complicated as of late

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Oh great, that's good. Yay. @SouffleGirl123 if you wanna have your introduction include Aryion please do. I'll post in a while..

I'm erm playing the new demo of Octopath Traveler II
A certified haha moment
Ya'll have a new quest, get the alcohol.
G A B R I E L

The twinkle in his eye disappeared, replaced by a slight twitch either from becoming slightly neurotic or slightly annoyed either way he was tired and out of breath, so madness wasn't that farfetched.

Once the old crone finished, and spat on the floor like she cursed the very name she spoke a manic laugh escaped the bards mouth, there was a tear in his eye that he wiped away. He wanted to scream to the heavens and curse the gods, however his mind latched onto the name Slack-Jawed Lorna.

Taking a moment to collect himself, and keep himself from weeping uncontrollably Gabriel spoke up after taking a deep breath "So you say some brigands up and lifted all your precious liquor?" although he had just met this old crone, and for all he knew she could be a man eating crone but all he cared about was getting a gods damned drink in this fucking shit hole of a swamp.

"My good woman, please tell me more of this Lorna. To take is very odd knowing what so far I know of the goings on in Prismeer." oh he would love nothing more than to meet this Lorna and run her through with his rapier at that moment if it meant having something to drink. He was getting tired of running around a swamp without having some sort of buzz other than the buzz of mosquitoes.
Working on post after I make my bed, but Gabriel is not going to hesitate to right this injustice.
"I don't even care if this lady is a Hag you guys, we are going to find this Lorna and murder them. I don't not care if I'm neutral good"
"I'm sorry, young man. I wish I did have some drink to offer you. But Slack-Jawed Lorna-" The last three words were spoken bitterly before the old woman takes a moment to spit at the floor off to her side and away from the party. She continues from where she left off, "She had her minions take every single drop I had to offer,"

She sighed and she sighs "In Zybilna's time, this inn was the talk of Prismeer,"


Gabriel has a new objective;
Guardian Angel Haruki rn:
It was a radical quest to discover dark desires that would cause damage to one's soul! Body odor was stanky, but we soldiered on passed the sweaty goblins. Questionable puddles formed under our large muscles mass, yet the awesomeness radiating outward evaporated into fragrant pheromones. Aroused, and desperate for ass, we fornicated, however our hair caught fire easily. Panicked we pissed all over those. Unfortunately salmon Psykers attacked our flank. We were caught, cornered!

So in comes Master Baytur with Princess Diana of Kekistan Satrap, with large basket heads.

"Stop, right there criminal scum!” the Android Imperial pimp shouted, waving a
Skooma

A feel a deep sense of alcoholic dread
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