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2 mos ago
Current Clearly you all are wrong. Only real ones drink Mug Root Beer.
2 mos ago
Update: my doctor has told me to stop eating pencils.
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2 mos ago
You are what you eat? Pfft yeah right, if that were true I'd have lead poisoning.
3 mos ago
my life has been rather complicated as of late
3 mos ago
To put this simply my devices were smashed. I had a big thing with my family and it's why I've been gone for so long so I apologize to the people I was writing with.

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"Go on, we'll be behind you." Gabe motioned for the elf to move along, yet just in case he had a hand planted upon the banded hilt of his rapier in the event he needed to draw it.
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Alright getting off my ass to be back here, was dealing with some shit. Will post today and plan to not be a lazy jag off
Similar to Krog I've been slipping behind, I've been focusing on job hunting rn and plans to move in with my gf. Been quite the new year so far.
Instructions unclear trying to conquer East Side Romeo's πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£Bing Botta Boom Batta Bing.

(Seriously tho when Augustus was in power it was pretty cool ngl pretty goated even)
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Trauma for who? XD


Well isn't that the million platinum question. :p
Gabe: Ah trauma, nothing alcoholism can't solve.
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I love this. Chef's Kiss. Perfect.


The faewild being exactly like my dad πŸ˜‚
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1. Brutrumukk and Jub approached two Darkling shopkeepers.
2. Brutrumukk wanted to buy a pie and some beer (also weapons but the shopkeeps said 'no')
3. Jub wanted to buy some clothes for Brutrumukk and the components for the Find Familiar spell
4. Our DM asked us ominously to roll a d100 to decide what we were going to give these shopkeepers
5. These price's included: Brutrumukk's skin turning pink in sunlight, Brutrumukk losing his ability to deal with explosions, Jub's blood turning alabaster, Jub losing his eye colour, Jub thinking he was infected with lycanthropy, Jub losing his most cherish memory, Jub having to give up his firstborn (who is apparently going to have an important future(
6. Brutrumukk paid for some of these, including having the darklings infect him with what he thought was weretiger-ism
7. Now he thinks he's a weretiger, Brutrumukk is a True Neutral and doesn't want these two Darklings to create anymore weretigers, so he attacks them
8. Jub is having a mental breakdown due to the Feywild being cray-cray (and the fact he just learned he was going to be dad one day), so he helps Brutrumukk attack the shopkeepers
9. One of the shopkeepers tosses the last ingredient we need for Find Familiar into the lake, so we kill both of them
10. Jub and Brutrumukk try to get the herbs back, but they've been eaten by a fish
11. Brutrumukk lures the fish over, Jub uses Mage Hand to try and fish out the herbs, but fishes out a notebook, some gold and a jar with a wasp's nest inside it instead
12. Also the magic items they just bought are useless now because the Feywild is not angry with them, just disappointed


Well fuck
Happy new year!

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While none of it involves your characters, I could give a tl;dr of what happened if so you wished.


Yeah that'd be cool. πŸ˜‚
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