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3 yrs ago
Current Jokes on everyone I just look like a sad Travis Touchdown who has really really loud shits
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3 yrs ago
You status bar people sure are a contentious bunch
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3 yrs ago
Adding to that, unless you are exhibiting life threatening symptoms (unable to breathe, etc) go to a rapid test site in your area than going to the ER. Local ERs are swamped and overwhelmed here.
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3 yrs ago
As someone who has been stabbed in the past knives are not kinky
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3 yrs ago
I'd rather just...never take a lewd of myself.

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I am reliably unreliable.


At least thereโ€™s a reliable somewhere in there
It may not be rabies zombies that kills Mr. Marlowe but instead a paranoid old fart
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Unlike MJ and Easy, the literate women whom the farmhands would have no interest in spending time with. :D


I mean if they tried they'd get blasted by Old Man Tackett's shotgun
I put the effort into making the character at least. Might as well post him. And I'll steal Mikey's codes like I always do. Because that's what friends are for.


This is not mini-modding; just an observation:

I believe we were told to keep it friendly.

Just a friendly observation.


FEE-OWWW-CCCZZZTT.

I made sound effects.

I'm so cool.


An oldie but a goodie.
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: "Aww, you poor thing. If you'd like I could introduce her to some friends of mine who could teach her a trick or two in bed..? That'd soon make her nice and filthy for ya'."


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Vincent DeSilvio


Tip. Tip. Tip. The sound of dripping water woke him up before his alarm did. This was not uncommon for Vincent DeSilvio; he had stirred moments before the alarm sounded every day for the past six years. Whatever event had made him a light sleeper wasnโ€™t in an easily accessible recess of his mind and honestly, he didnโ€™t mind it. โ€œUrgh,โ€ he grunted, reaching a hairy arm over the naked torso of the female form lying next to him. She shifted as he moved his arm to turn off the alarm clock; but it was too late. The music began to loudly play before he could finger the snooze option on the holographic screen.



โ€œGood morning sleepyhead,โ€ the thick French accent of the woman greeted him as fought with the holo-screen. โ€œYou can keep the music on. I like this song.โ€ Her tโ€™s had a thick z sound with each one, stereotypical yes, but it was something about how she cheerfully spoke in that thick accent that struck Vincent to the core. It was silly, yes, but fuck it was sexy.

โ€œI paid three hundred creds for the damn thing,โ€ Vincent grumbled, moving his arm back as he slowly pushed himself upright onto the bed, โ€œYouโ€™d think it would work.โ€

โ€œIt works fine for me.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re good with technology. I can barely use my datapad without breaking something.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re good with me.โ€ Audra leaned over and grinned coquettishly, her bright purple irises illuminated by the dim holo-screen. She looked nearly indistinguishable from a normal human woman, but her eyes were a dead giveaway. Her eyes and several small ports on her upper back; which were usually hidden by high-collared shirts. She was designed to look and sound comforting to those around her. After all, she was a grief counselor. Her job and purpose was to help others and talk to them about grief. The fact that she was insatiable in bed and seemed to understand what Vincent said even when he himself struggled to understand his words made her the sole comfort in the manโ€™s life.

โ€œYouโ€™re not technology,โ€ Vincent said abruptly,โ€ trying to avert her eyes from her naked form. He didnโ€™t have time to waste engaging in early morning coitus; he had to be at briefing in thirty minutes. He wanted to of course. In the two years of their relationship, sex was never an issue. Nor was communication. In the small handful of relationships heโ€™d struggled with over his nearly 30 years of life, Audra was the first relationship that heโ€™d felt comfortable in. Even fulfilled. The only glaring issue was the biological one; the fact that regardless of how soft her skin was, how warm her breath on the back of his neck could be, how deeply she could feel to him, she was at the end of the day: artificial.

Itโ€™s also why he hadnโ€™t introduced her to his mother in the two year span. Ever since Georgeโ€™s death, sheโ€™d been inconsolable; and heโ€™s put a lot of faith in the anti-aug movements. Hell; sheโ€™d always spat at the site of cyborgs and androids; even robots. But after Georgeโ€™s corpse came back in a box; sheโ€™d put everything of her person in religious fanaticism. That had led to him growing up also looking down on the augs. Classmates who had replacement limbs (and in district 15, missing limbs were the least of your fucking worries), kids with implants to help them see, or even help them breathe? They were sporco. Filthy. Perhaps thatโ€™s why he never really had friends growing up. He was afraid being near anyone different would make him filthy too.

Audra was not filthy. Heโ€™d seen filth, in District 10, in 12, all over 15. But in the district 7 bar where the two had met one night after Donlan Caul had taken him out for drinks in celebration of a large bust; heโ€™d met her. Theyโ€™d been living together for almost a year and a half now.

โ€œYou know what I mean,โ€ she said, chuckling, and sat up on her side of the bed now. โ€œHurry up and take a shower. I know youโ€™re already going to be late as it is.โ€

Vincent nodded and got up, walking through the small but modestly furnished apartment his salary afforded for himself and Audra (whilst also sending money back to 15 for his mother and Fiora), and looked out the orange holographic blinds of his window. Tip. Tip. Tip. Droplets of water. It reminded Vincent of other memories. Not just water. Blood. Synthetic blood. Android with his throat slit open. Bled dry, like a cow- He shook his head. Shower. Clothes. Breakfast. Work. He started in a pace that was almost robotic in his practiced motions. Exactly one minute thirty seconds for cleaning his entire body. Dressed in two point five minutes. Grabbing the steaming piece of toast Audra had been making at the end of those two-point-five minutes and tearing into it before giving her a long kiss, grabbing his case, and heading out the door.

The cheery mood heโ€™d been in when around Audra immediately dissipated as he stepped out the door and into the cold air outside. District 7 was nice; crime wasnโ€™t too high and it wasnโ€™t a cesspool like 15 was. But it wasnโ€™t district 2 or 3 either. But his price range was 7, and he had to deal with the people there until he could get to administration.

โ€œEy, you fuckinโ€™ EPA dog,โ€ a thick-accented man on the street yelled at him. Korporat accent. Refugee possibly? Why was he on the streets of seven? Usually, theyโ€™d be relegated to the higher number districts. โ€œI know youโ€™re with the EPA. How many more people are you gonna fuckin kill today?โ€

Vincent fixed the collar of his jacket and kept walking. Focus. Keep walking. Get to work. What new memories would he make today? Which junkies, corpses, whores and fucking psychos would he get to talk to today? What would he bring home with him, nestled comfortably in the back of his mind? What would wake him up tomorrow?

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