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Ink, if it makes you feel any better-- or helps take some of the heat off of ya-- I unapologetically love BvS. So when it comes to being the guy who enjoys the thing everyone else hates, you're not alone.


I like Spider-Man Unlimited. I wouldn't day that everybody hates it as much as nobody remembers it. It was so audacious in terms of the directions that the actual plot and characters took. Counter-Earth was so much more interesting than a simple Earth-3 type thing. It's really quite a bit like what I actually wanted to do with S U P E R F I E N D S. What did got guys think of Unlimited? I honestly never watched much of Spectacular, but I liked it better than the nineties Animated Series, which I liked a lot generally anyhow.
Not everything for me boils down to a sex scene.

Geez, you write one sex scene and you're typecast lol


Think about it: The aftermath of your sex scene is about seventy pages of OOC chatter.
Y'all know who your boy's gonna use if we hit year two.



You mean when, sir.
Young Justice easily has my vote. I look forward to seeing the Doom Patrol show though.
Yer' killin' it, @Bounce!

The Weapon X Facility, Canada
The Summer of 2018


Cornelius strokes the bottom of his chin, wishing oh so fervently that he could instead be stroking the bottom of Ms. Carol Hines bottom. Like a wolf scoping out a sheep, he stays at the back of the pack while he scrunches his nose and licks his canines taking it all in, all while talking on the phone.

"Patient Ten is rousing, Professor Thorton," he commented, trotting his gaze to the diligent pair of geeks taking turns with the remote control pad. Cornelius lent them his disdain for a brief moment, choking on the notion of the pus he was sure had rocketed his way out of their volcanic pizza faces, before stingily reclaiming his disdain for later use.

"Alright, everybody: Look Out," one of them called out.

A mere moment later, their chimera sat straight up, sloshing a liter of the gold/saline solution onto the floor up to ten feet away before rolling out of the operating tank. A hybrid being consisting of flesh, bone, dread, surrender and adamantium stood naked on the work floor, shining bright like electrum against the sterile white background. They watched as his sagging, raisin-esque skin, inflamed and erroneous swung around his body like a performer on a trapeze, tightening up ever so slowly. It was like watching a speed drawing video, as the flesh tightened itself around the metal underpinnings, shriveling into place.

The dweebs at the controls made him walk forward, or at least they tried to do so. The Patient was staggering and sputtering, hardly managing a pivot, much less a pounce. So they took it easy, allowing him to idle. As impressed as they all were with themselves, as grand a job as they all had done, they still knew not to take the beast lightly. Patient Ten had been reduced to a dog on a leash. Or perhaps it was more like having the mighty wolf Fenris in a muzzle made of moose jerkey.

The dweebs couldn't control his steps precisely even if they had wanted to. The technology they used to strut him around didn't control individual muscles, that level of control was inoperable for a single human and would require miraculous coordination amongst a team of master-class mavens. Instead, their grip on the Patient's actions was rooted in controlling brain chemistry.

Looking at the patient's face, you'll readily observe that it's a challenge to look him in the eye. That would be because of the giant metal helmet surrounding the vertical-most portion of his skull. This prevents the patient from hearing or seeing any inputs that The Weapon X Company of North America decides should be censored. This way he can't be triggered into any ill-advised attempts to reassert any sort of vector on his destiny. The contraption also has dozens of points where electrodes reach from the helmet and make contact directly with The Patient's brain, sharpening or dulling his attention toward various stimuli while auditory and visual suggestions are broadcast to him, through the headset, like a television network maintained for an audience of one.

The Patient stood, slouching with his fists in front of him, thoroughly blinded to everyone around him. Easy there the tickles in his skull seemed to tell him. We wouldn't want to see you hurt yourself. The word self triggered a synapse, the firing of which was deflected, counteracted by a sniper-shot of an electron chain supplied by the headset. The engineers were ten patients deep into developing Weapon X, and they had learned that it wasn't helpful for their investments to be too preoccupied with themselves. Self was one of hundreds of concepts rendered off limits by the cranial cagemaster.

Carol Hines didn't see the Weapon's brains wrestling against it's restraints. She only saw the string of slobber slithering off of his lip and down his scraggly chin. But as the saliva traced his Adam's apple, she realized that the body was recovering astonishingly quickly. Ironically, he looked more intimidating buck-naked with his plentiful hair and well-defined muscles than he did as a disintegrating science experiment. Then again, being half-dead is always a great excuse for looking like a caricature of yourself.

So thirsty, the brain begs, goaded on by a nation of microorganisms, while staring into the buffet of defenseless employees who observed their handiwork with equal measures of wonder and a wanton sort of sorry. All he needed was a quick bite and he'd be back in top condition.

Carol stepped away from the panting Patient himself, and strutted over to the dweebs who'd held Cornelius' disdain not even two minutes before. She got a good look at the control pad, knowing that there was no way she'd be allowed to touch it without all three of them being terminated. Even so, the one holding the contraption was evidently feeling rather suave, so he let her see the interface. A small screen flashed a textualized blast of The Patient's stream of consciousness, with a screen displaying his own ocular perspective, a joystick, about twelve basic buttons and a qwerty keyboard.

Cornelius grumbled and made his way over to his assistant's side, before glancing at the user interface itself. He read the stream of consciousness and began to think. Hmm..

"You know, boys, it might do us some good to have the Patient clean up the mess that that incompetent surgeon made a few hours ago," he said, pointing to the man-door that the dead man had marched to his doom through. A minute later, the onlookers looked on, crowding around the user interface as the operator punched in an order: Drink up, sport. As though he anticipated things to go wrong immediately, the operator smashed the keys to follow the message with "Only this one that's already dead, though. For now, at least."

Watching through the camera, none of the Weapon X-ers said a word. Not one word as their former brother in arms was reduced to a convenient source of sustenance for their Patient. Even the guards who could be infrequently seen on the monitor, could be seen infrequently but dependably cowering.
So, a friend who shall remain nameless has told me that some of you see me as "intimidating" and don't feel like you can come to me with any questions, issues, advice, insert thing here. Don't feel like that. I'm a nice guy. Like, seriously.


Says the guy pointing a gun at us.
To be honest, and not to be rude, I'm having a hard time following your posts, NR.


Why is that?
So the basic premise of this Wolverine arc is that this is where Wolverine gets his skeleton, but it doesn't quite make him the perfectly indestructible healer that he has been since Claremont left the X-Men (most of his publication history). Instead, this Wolverine is going to be able to heal super effectively, and by multiple methods, but it's not always going to make him exactly like he was before.

Anyhow, he's signed the Cobain doctrine, he's not a person--he's an RC assassin, and will be until he breaks free. It'll basically come down to the fact that the implants that puppet his nervous system aren't as durable as his adamantium lined bones.

But somewhere between proving himself to be their greatest weapon and breaking free, I think he should get a field assignment that brings him in contact with a PC, that way people can have a reason not to trust him cuz' they can be like "he's an assassin not a superhero" or if the target is someone considered evil, then he can be assumed to be an imposter once he has reclaimed his free will.

It'd also be cool to see what the mystical side thinks of Homo Abominus Americana.

The Weapon X Facility, Canada
The Summer of 2018


Patient Ten, like the VIN number on a minivan, was the present designation of the unconscious husk that had previously belonged to a Canadian wild man known as Logan, previously known as James Howlett. A man, a monster, and something of a patriot. Even in this non-living undeath in which he was legally something between a vegetable and a paper shredder, he served his country. Yes, he would serve Weapon X and therefore the Canadian people well.

He bobbed a foot beneath the surface of a vaguely chartreuse fluid that tickled the surgeons skin, even as their hands emerged from the solution, swallowed by the best latex that block ops money could buy (which was really good latex). His back was slit open, like a duffel bag full of bones, negligible amounts of fat and an enviable amount of muscle. The bath he was taking had been very carefully crafted with enough gold to prevent Patient Ten from healing during the operation, while not being enough to saturate his body and kill him forever, theoretically at least. Due to the scarcity of Homo Abominus Americana, only five were confirmed to exist, they had little data to work with. So the surgeons essentially kept him inside a fish tank that had a vacuum on one end, sucking the solution out, and a faucet on the other, alternating between dispensing the gold solution and something more akin to saline.

"Nice work," Professor Cornelius, the project's primary overseer commented as one of the workers brought over a case resembling the world's first hurricane resistant toolbox. Unlatching it, they pulled out handheld tools that looked like a cross between a pastry chef's pipettes and semi-automatic weaponry, with each operator holding a magazine that contained half a dozen refills, each refill roughly being the size of a nine volt. Cornelius recalled that while it was no small feat to acquire this much adamantium in the first place, it had been a true pain in the ass to engineer a method of storing it so that it could be dispensed with the same convenience and accuracy as a 3D pen. Ironically, it actually was more cost efficient to hire and train starving artists to produce the various special features than it would have been to design an actual 3D printer that could dispense adamantium.

The operaters practically had to rip every muscle and nerve off of the patient's bones in order to access each nook and cranny of his skeleton. Even so, the process was not flawless. Only the outside of his bones could consistently be coated with adamantium, given that accessing the totality of the crevices would require breaking them before repairing them, sewing the nerves back into place and painting the exterior with more metal. They had a dozen highly coordinated men physically touching the body, each overlapping uncomfortably closely with the others.

Accidents happened. Once exposed to the gold/wash solution, the adamantium would solidify within seconds. One of the dispenser triggers got stuck adding a needle-like spike onto the back of the patient's right elbow. Foolishly, the responsible surgeon attempted to amend the error by batting it back and forth. Rather than smoothing the process away, he curled into the shape of a coiling snake. At that, the man was told that he was going home.

It was hard for the others to maintain their focus as the sudden bellowing of twin gunshots shook the operating room. The remaining eleven were all too aware what would happen should they falter or make some kind of flamboyant error of their own. So they didn't. It was simply outside the scope of the project to properly clean up all of the little things in the remaining hours, so many of their many indiscretions were covered over. It was a mad dash, trying to stitch the body back together after candy coating his bones with vibranium, implanting a couple doo-hickeys here and there while still finishing in time to feel relatively confident that the gold hadn't bleached the colony of vampiric symbiotic microorganisms in his flesh.

Seeing the progress, Doctor Abraham Cornelius licked his teeth and jumped for joy. After all, no one was watching him. After a moment of excitement, keeping his balled fists at shoulder level like he was holding a pair of dumbbells, he pursed his lips and dug his cell phone out of his pocket.

Carol looked at him bemused. She remembered what it was like when Cornelius had taken her cell phone. Just about everybody in the facility had lost theirs once they'd begun work at Weapon X. In fact, Cornelius was the only one that Carol knew to have a cell phone. The company was reasonably concerned about security leaks on social media and wikileaks, or any number of other communication channels available through the interwebs. They lived in the compound. None of them were paid at the moment--not in dollars, anyhow.

Weapon X had an internal currency that could be used at the commissary. But they'd all been lured in by the lucrative promises available once they were released to go back to their homes. 'Til then, she wouldn't know what her little sister's prom dress would look like, or if Season Two of Netflix's X-O Manowar stood up to the hype.

"Professor," Cornelius squealed. "We're almost done. They're winding it up, right now. We'll fish the patient out of the bath in a matter of minutes and we can begin the Boss Rush at the top of the hour."

"The top of the hour," Carol crooned. "Shouldn't we let him heal up, first?"

"My dear, that's the point of having a donor with an advanced healing rate. We just need to let him dry off long enough for his motor to heat back up and he won't need any time to be back in top shape. Slitting this guy's throat is like slapping a cube of Jell-O © with the backside of a spoon," the doctor giggled. "The best part is that his consciousness is actually stored within that colony of vampiric microorganisms. He's basically braindead, the colony just keeps rebuilding that part of his body for kicks, I guess," he said puffing up his chest and trying to sound confident. "Look at that, Carol: They're yanking him out now."

Carol trotted forward to see the job they'd done on Patient Ten. Cornelius observed as well, at a distance. His attention was not entirely devoted to the Patient's form. He was looking at something equally gelatinous that he'd very much enjoy slapping with the back of a spoon.
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