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@estylwen Looks like Anathema is not the only supervillain with a background in fuck-up Christianity! I’m eager to see the outreach already.
@enmuniI am down for villainy collaboration.

Curiously, I think Masked Solaris is probably one of the only villains Anathema definitely would have never before worked for. But if he’s got the interest of other villains, such as Oak and Pestilence, then I think she’d be too intrigued not to take up any offer, if at least to figure out what’s got everyone working together all of a sudden. You reckon he might have any gang members hanging back outside police lines to get a pulse on what’s going on outside? I imagine they’d definitely notice.




Eclipse Bay, Simply Storage Solutions, Unit 13

Superhero news was always something, wasn’t it? Nova City Bank had some robbery going on, and it sounded like every damned superhero in the city was fixing to dogpile whatever band of misfits was—gas? Oh, this was getting juicier. Normal bank robbers kept things simple. Straightforward. Money in the bag—no dye packs—get out. Power outage across a whole city block? One of the channels reporting creeping vines? Pink smoke seeping out from under the door? That kind of showmanship certainly narrowed things down. It had to be supervillains. Plural. Even if there weren’t multiple in there, there absolutely had to be multiple hands on this one.

Look at that! The news was catching on too! Shame they weren’t getting any close-ups. A tablet screen was small enough already without the police barricades being so far out!

Georgia set her tablet down with a sigh. The news was just repeating the facts. Half of the live coverage was snapping away to get back to their stupid twenty-four hour cycles. And the local channel was still straight-laced enough that it wasn’t going to make any reaches.

‘So let’s think about this…’

Who would be in there? Vines were easy. There were only a handful of superhumans with any given power set, and an even smaller handful in play in any given location.

“Proud of you, hun,” she mockingly chirped. The local news had cracked it. Obviously vines meant Poison Oak. Who else could it have been? Someone from out of town? But the gas didn’t sound like his style. He’d use his pollen, wouldn’t he? Yes, that sounded right. So it was definitely, 100% the work of more than one villain. But that begged the question of who?

Villains counted a fair number of chemists, chemical-enthusiasts, and generally mad scientists among their numbers, definitely. Poison Oak was one of them—but definitely not the sort that’d be working with something looking like that. Did Poison Oak have any friends? Scratching her head, Georgia couldn’t think of any. The man didn’t often collaborate. At least, she’d never fought him and another villain at once. But the world was changing, wasn’t it? This wasn’t Poison Oak’s normal crime scene. Nothing about this was altogether that normal, except for how a bank robbery was just absolutely typical fare for supervillains. Banks were big. Banks were bad. Banks were easy punching bags, for how they pushed the little guy around and yet had the inconvenient weakness of having all that money just sitting around. It took a brave bastard to raid a gold reserve. It didn’t take supervillainy to mug a rich guy. But banks? Banks were just right for villains.

If she were ever going to go after such a big haul on her own, she’d do things differently. This was sloppy. This was showy. But that was the only choice a lot of people had, wasn’t it? And banks were getting ever-wiser to creative approaches anyway. Georgia could still remember the first time she’d toured the Federal Reserve and seen all the anti-teleportation measures that they’d implemented. There were good guys working on fixing weaknesses, after all. But even the best defences can be blown up, burned, or otherwise shredded through with the right will.

So banks. What mad scientists were into banks? That was a frustratingly long list. It wasn’t as if there were many evil universities giving out evil research grants. So supervillain scientists needed to get their money from elsewhere. And again, banks were just really good targets. So that really didn’t narrow it down either, did it?

But that meant there were two mad scientists in there. Poison Oak and someone else. Maybe there was a mad scientist convention going on in Nova City? Now that sounded interesting. Some new work would be nice. It had been a week—a maddening, painfully paralyzing week since her last job. Anathema needed to get going. Her fingers itched with a need to do something. Do anything. The seeds of wrath were sprouting again, damn it all. They were sprouting and getting ready to bear fruit!

Georgia’s glance snapped back to her tablet. Oh, mercy below and above! There was so much to be done.

She had to at least see it! She had to at least hear it! The carnage was beautiful—hopefully the building would explode. But the people! But the burning! That was too good to miss. A job or a show—either would be something. Georgia looked at the little trash can full of wrappers and empty cans. Maybe a nice bed for a little while would be good, too. Most villains had—or could easily get their hands on—a perfectly good bed to sleep on in their lovely, lovely, vile, vile bases. And air conditioning. And showers. Better showers than the private gyms had, anyway. The water texture and quality definitely varied. But it was so, so much better. And to have purpose? Something to do? Something to distract from the all-consuming silence?

That was perfect. News sucks anyway. Better to see it in-person.

Georgia chucked her iPad down on her bare mattress. There was a coffee shop across the street that wasn’t technically off limits, so it seemed. But what to wear for observing? A tank top torn along the back and underwear wasn’t going to cut it. The armour was way, way too much and too conspicuous. Fuck it, no point wasting time. Georgia called a clean pair of athletic shorts from the top of the basket full of comfortable day clothes. Neon green? Nope.

She chucked it to the floor and flicked her wrist to call the next highest out. Red was better. Sure. Red running shorts would be fine. She pulled them up and then hit her tail.

“Right. Can’t have fucking high-rise. Because why could I have it good?” Georgia scowled as she gripped the waistband and ripped the shorts clean off of herself. She chucked the shredded remains into the garbage can and walked over to the basket of comfy clothes. After rummaging through the neatly-folded clothes, she produced some black shorts that definitely wouldn’t go up too far. Fine. That would have to do.

As she pulled them on, she groaned as she remembered the irritating case of her tail. She whipped off her shirt, plucked yesterday’s bra off the back of her chair and clipped it on, and then pulled her tail up and weaved it through, and then pulled the mutilated top back on. With a scowl, she picked out the largest hoodie in eyesight. It was a piece of her own merchandise that so happened to be irritatingly comfortable. She’d scratched off as much of the print as she could be bothered to, but bits and pieces still cling to it, leaving cracked plastic on its front. A bit of one of her old blue eyes. Part of an H and an e. A bit of the flaming sword. Only one of those bonkers superfans would have guessed it was once a Hostess Hoodie, but seeing the bits she couldn’t scrape off still drove Anathema nuts. The stupid grey thing was just too comfortable to chuck.

With a sigh, she pulled the hoodie over her head.

“That’ll do.” she shrugged, mumbling to herself as she inspected herself with her phone camera and preened her hair out of habit. She shook her head, put the phone in the hoodie pocket, and then looked around the room for a moment. Binoculars would be great right about now. She fumbled for her phone again, and found a random hiking supplies store in Nova City.

“Where’s the damn thing…” she continued, waving her phone around the room before laying her eyes on a pocket knife. She tried to flick it open twice, muttered “Goddamnit,” and then pulled at the blade with her fingernails to get it out. Once she got it out, she took a deep breath, held it, rolled up her left sleeve, and slashed her left wrist. A wellspring of deep red blood began to pool as Georgia hissed in pain.

She took a step towards the blood-stained garage door. She slammed her wrist into the metal, pulled it to the left and then right as she fell to the ground, helping keep its trajectory with her hand, and then pushed it back up, right then left, as she stood, to create an oval of blood. She held her hand to her bleeding wrist, and, with a flash of fire, cauterized the wound. As she folded up her knife, she let out a frustrated sigh and whipped around. She slipped on socks, shoved her feet into black tennis shoes, and then grabbed a third sock from a little bin full of socks with holes in them. She shoved it into the centre of the blood oval and scorched it into a fine mist. A rift opened up, showing the interior of the hiking supplies store. Right before she put her foot through the door, she groaned again, flicked both of her wrists, summoning a tote back off the floor and several socks with holes in them, donned the bag, shoved the socks in it, flicked her wrists again to summon her phone and her wallet, and then stepped through the rift.

As she stepped through, she caught movement in the corner of her eye. An employee was standing there, frozen and looking at her with the wide eyes of a man uncertain if he was breathing his last breaths.

Suddenly, Georgia asked, instinctually adopting the flowery, gentle tone she once made a habit of as Hostess, “Sorry, what aisle are the binoculars in?”

The guy flinched as she grimaced and tensed her jaw right after speaking.

“Sorry,” she chirped, before hissing at herself and saying, “I mean...grab me a pair of binoculars. Adjustable ones.”

Looking at the frozen man and giving him not more than a moment to respond, Georgia snapped, “Fucking go on. Git. I’ve got shit to do.”

And he burst into a sprint. Georgia clapped her hands once, and the rift closed. She had just long enough to check her phone and see the latest update from the situation at the bank before he returned, panting and shaking. Georgia took the box in her hand, tore it in half, and incinerated the shredded halves with one hand as she put the binoculars in her tote. Then, she whipped out her pocket knife, pulled it open with her fingernails, and then snapped at the worker again, “You’re done. I’m satisfied with my service. Bye,” as she cut the same wrist again and quickly drew another blood oval. She cauterized the same wound, and then pulled another sock out of her tote, pressed it into the circle, incinerated it, and walked through into the bathroom of the coffee shop across the street from Nova City Bank.

Nova City, a coffee shop across the street from Nova City Bank

Fortunately, this one was empty. The only bad part about appearing in the bathroom was that sometimes there was someone using it, just ready to make a quick pee break into shitting after seeing someone step through a definitely evil-looking blood-red rift. She stepped out of the bathroom, took one look at the line, and then scoffed. Not a snowball’s chance in hell.

Georgia walked casually to the spot where the phone-orders were left, spotted what looked like a large caramel or chocolate frappé, pulled her wallet out of her tote, and grabbed two random bills out of it. She pulled the tagged cardboard bit off the drink as she took it, set the cardboard piece back with one of the bills—a twenty, it looked like—in it, and then craned her head to look at the counter as she stuffed her wallet back into her tote.

Georgia frowned and sighed as she gathered that there were no good donut options. After squinting to see for a moment and grabbing some napkins, she reached out the hand holding napkins with two fingers, and used her three free ones to beckon a croissant, a chocolatine, and—hell, why not—a piece of banana bread out from behind the counter. She caught them in the napkins, fumbling for a moment, and then set down her drink in order to slap the other bill on the counter. Then, she walked out with the stolen drinks, shooting back behind her a glare, daring the overworked baristas and the impatient customers to question her cash. That bill was a fifty, anyway. They’d live.

Finally, she was outside, ready to see the crimes unfold. It was always so much better as a live feature. One of the tables was bare, its chairs stolen by a larger group that looked like it was either done or waiting, but nonetheless eager to see the scene as it unfolded. Georgia hopped up on the table, set down her drink and food, and whipped out her binoculars to begin taking in the show.

This was gonna be good. And maybe there’d be a job opportunity to come…
@enmuni Accepted, going full religion is an interesting concept for a character. Ty

Alright, perfect! Now all I need to do is find my next villain to assist…
Here's a free sidekick eager and ready to be one for all manner villains, as long as they're okay with what inevitably comes next! Hope she's a decent fit; I went more for storytelling than balance or tone, so do let me know if there are any particular sticking points.


Had my eye on this since it first opened, and since it looks like there's more heroes than villains, I think my idea will work splendidly! But before I write any specifics, are there any specific tonal or rating boundaries? I don't want to accidentally end up with something too out of left field to work coherently!

The Eye of the Beholder

Nesna nodded and then chuckled as Sya went on about tea. This strange thing, if nothing else, had a certain charm about her that made it readily apparent why she was the one, out of everyone around, to have assumed proprietorship of the only tavern and inn in the entire village. How queer it was, that force of
personality could indeed overcome even as intense as hers. Maybe it wasn’t raw charisma driving this operation per se, but, presuming it wasn’t some odd blightborn power manifesting from this serpentine cyclops, there was definitely an appeal about this woman if for no other reason than how enthusiastically earnest she came off as. How could any but the most coldhearted of men rebuke such a genuine approach?

Nesna nodded idly as Sya elaborated further on her ongoing egg metaphor. She was overcome by imagination, just for a moment, before dragging herself back into practicality.

“I wish I could offer you some condolences for the state of your friends, but I am unfortunately not familiar,” she conceded, “But I can offer you this. I had always loved a good tea, most of all in the afternoon. I’ll make every arrangement to get us whatever tea might be best, and I’ll show you how to drink it. I grant you, I cannot eat solid food either. But if your condition is anything like mine, I can suggest we still might enjoy the taste of teatime refreshments. Why don’t we have two teatimes in the future? The first, just you and I, and we can keep spittoons by our sides to spit out the little treats after we’ve enjoyed them and played pretend that we can still eat like normal people. Then, I would be happy to help you make arrangements for a memorable tea for those friends of yours.”

Nesna smiled brightly and clasped her hands together.

“My dear Sya, I suggest this because teatime is a time for civilization and decency, for friendly conversation and camaraderie between good folk. It has been long—far, far too long since I’ve had the privilege of organizing a tea. We’ll have them in good shape and good spirits in no time.”

Nesna took Sya’s hand gingerly and gave it a small shake.

“Yes, yes, all feels better after a good tea, I assure you. Most of all when the tea is had with one’s friends! Oh, yes, if you only point me in the direction of a merchant, I’ll see to it that we have a sampling ready for the earliest opportunity! Darling, we’ll have a grand old time soon enough!”

For the first time, Nesna’s smile appeared genuine, rather than simply a pasted-on polite gesture. Nesna’s head bobbed slightly from side to side as she quickly put together an arrangement in her head, optimistic that there might be some array of choices as long as at least one of the royals had a taste for a good tea.

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The Eye of the Beholder

The one-eyed innkeeper's accent was difficult to discern, probably from some far-off corner of the world, no doubt. Nesna’s expression remained even and subtle throughout, with her lips curled into a quiet, tight-lipped frown, while her pupil-less eyes offered little indication of where she was looking or what she was thinking other than how her eyelids sat half-open, offering the overall impression that she was first and foremost listening carefully, though nonetheless at least a bit sympathetic.

A new business venture met with such an inauspicious opening day was certainly an unfortunate sight. But if nothing else, all the bad news of the day had seemingly not dissuaded the place from enjoying a healthy patronage. It made sense, really. Between the tensions, the grim state of the world, and the latest news, people would be needing something to soothe themselves. And as far as Nesna could tell, this was the only tavern in town—which surely meant Sya had a healthy and inexhaustible source of clientele. But as Nesna struggled through all the egg puns, it seemed clearer and clearer to her that what Sya was really upset about wasn’t any of the bad news, but rather that the joy she was so clinging to needed to be shared, and far fewer people than she’d hoped had been willing to share in it.

A blightborn sharing joy. What a thought.

Now tea? That was a real idea—the best one since a bath. And hopefully, one that would go better than the bath. Nesna cracked a small smile at Sya’s suggestion of sharing tea amongst friends. Friend was a funny word, but it definitely had a certain appeal. It felt odd to have such an idea thrown around so readily—after all, did true friendship not first demand weeping or bleeding together? Well, if Sya’s egg-talk was anything to go by, being transformed by the blight was something comparable enough, anyway.

“Tea…tea…tea,” Nesna repeated thoughtfully, as that small smile overtook her stoic frown, “A wonderful idea if ever there was one. I’ve missed teatime dearly.”

Nesna brought her hand to her cheek with a soft smile, as if trying to remember the last time she’d had tea.

“I suppose…damaged eggs should stick together, shouldn’t we? A damaged egg is a much nicer way of putting it than what I’d always imagined…

You know, I hadn’t had any particular notion as to what I’d find here. I…had…only imagined that this might be some…blighted leper colony, headed by doomed men.”


Nesna shrugged as she leaned forward and picked up her cup again, swirling the wine around as she spoke. She made renewed eye contact with Sya, gazing into her eye with a more active intensity than she had before.

“But never had I imagined that I’d see warmth in equal measure. I’ll accept your offer of friendship, Sya. I’m pleased to properly make your acquaintance. Now if I may be so forward, may we speak further on this matter of tea? What sorts make their way out here?”

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