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🤨I think it's as done as it's going to be (barring any fixes that might be needed i.e. places I reference already established details/characters).
For your consideration:



Love it! The competition timer had now started for Havok - see y'all in 48 hours time!
@ErsatzEmpress Right, done with my Spider-Man sheet.


The 48 hour countdown has now begun, racers start your engines.
Player Name: ErsatzEmpress

Character Name: Sadie Ludd

Specialization: Wheelman (getaway driver)

Background: Sadie grew up in Gotham City and has always had a talent for driving. After dropping out of college, she turned to gig economy jobs to make ends meet, eventually becoming a driver for criminals through a ride-share app. On the side, she works at Stingarees, a pirate-themed restaurant, where she plays the part of pirate server "Shipwreck Sally" (she rummaged through the name tags for a good 10 minutes and that was the best she could find).

Notable Features:
Age: 22
Hair: Auburn (shaved)

Sadie is often seen wearing a pared-down version of her Stingarees uniform when on the job, with an eyepatch worn around her neck and a Stingarees t-shirt, complete with name tag. Her pride and joy is her 2005 Honda Civic.

Personality: Sadie is generally well-adjusted and friendly, with a somewhat naive outlook on life. She enjoys the excitement and novelty of her various gigs, and is always looking for ways to make new connections and have new experiences. She sees her criminal work as a necessary evil, and she gets to meet lots of interesting characters. The closest she's ever gotten to a violent altercation was in sixth grade.

Fatal Flaw: Sadie's naivete can sometimes lead her into dangerous situations, as she may not fully understand the risks of the criminal activities she's involved in. She may also be too trusting of others, which could put her and her team in jeopardy. She is no seasoned criminal, and has never even been in a fight.
Room for anyone else? I'm really digging all of this. Might play something a little less conventional.


Always open for applications! Make yourself at home
C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T P R O P O S A L


HOWARD LONGNAMEOVICH ♦ INTERDIMENSIONAL INSURANCE AGENT ♦ THE MULTIVERSE ♦ PECK PROPERTY & CASUALTY INSURANCE, INTERDIMENSIONAL FIRE & LIFE DIVISON
C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T:


"What the fuck?"
-- EE

Inspired by stuff like Doctor Who, H2G2, and the Howard the Duck comics, I want to tell some comedic sci-fi stories and that's pretty much it.


C H A R A C T E R M O T I V A T I O N S & G O A L S:

Howard wants to become the multiverse's A-#1 insurance agent. Call me now for a quote on everything from uninsured motorist to retcon insurance. Lost your house in an attack from space invaders? You're covered! Got maimed by a time-displaced caveman? You're covered! Subjected to a shitty reboot where the words "Fuck Batman" actually come out of your mouth? You're covered! I'm here to help you!


C H A R A C T E R N O T E S:

CAST

Kang the Conqueror (Earth #21099) -- Uninsured interdimensonal conqueror. Major asshole. Doesn't even leave a courtesy note when he wipes out a planet.

Bruce Banner/The Hulk (Earth #0002) -- An older, greyer (pun) Hulk who has reached the end of his superhero days and is now transitioning to a second career: Howard's intern. Hulk smash lunch order.

The Despair (Earth #2292) -- Hive mind that is bent on utter and complete assimilation of their dimension's inhabitants. One of Howard's best clients.

Zeus Bain/Flying Squirrel Man (Earth #798) -- Superhero and member of the Righteous Guild. Inhabits an earth that couldn't afford the rights to licensed characters.

The Phillie Phanatic (Earth #090995) -- Serial killer/baseball mascot. Got absolutely washed by Tommy Lasodra one time.

Meryl Streep (Earth #321210) -- Hardened criminal. Most prolific bank robber in the multiverse. Just a real delight, crushes everything she does.

S A M P L E P O S T:


P O S T C A T A L O G:

TBA


Howard the Duck is


Give me a B! (B)
Give me an Ump! (Ump?)

Bumping for interest. Got a few applications in already but plenty of room for more characterss. Link is in the OP
Give me a B! (B)
Give me an Ump! (Ump?)

Bumping for interest. Got a few applications in already but plenty of room for more characterss. Link is in the OP
Give me a B! (B)
Give me an Ump! (Ump?)

Bumping for interest. Got a few applications in already but plenty of room for more characterss. Link is in the OP


♦️ GM: @ErsatzEmpress ♦️ Genre: Comic/Superhero ♦️ Level Casual/Advanced ♦️

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A P P L I C A T I O N ( S ) U N D E R R E V I E W:


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D O C T O R S T R A N G E | @Bork Lazer

I'm going to wait to see if a few more applications trickle in in the next couple of days, but otherwise I'll be aiming for the IC to go live sometime next Saturday. Thoughts?
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