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4 days ago
Current I'm about to be banished for the good of the realm again. Where is the trust in this world, I ask you?
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7 mos ago
I'm sorry, you've reached his personal secretary, Department of Shrubbery, Floor 64, Desk 1024. How can we help you today?
9 mos ago
Or buy a van or a used rental truck. Something nobody would look twice at. You can put in a rack for the rope, duct tape, plastic sheeting, shovels....
9 mos ago
Never trust a car salesman - especially a used car salesman. Have a buddy park across the street and see how many stuffed body bags you can shove in there. Gotta have room for plastic sheeting, etc.
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9 mos ago
Neil Gaiman wrote in his Good Omens bio that he likes it when fans send him $50. (He read Terry Pratchett's bio and figured it wouldn't hurt.)

Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

Most Recent Posts

Sounds fun, let me know when you have a character sheet.
Greetings and salutations! We look forward to seeing your characters.
What about a report button in the new reply window so members can alert staff to spam or other issues?
Something about Jason being 40% head in the height chart, and therefore having a head that's over two feet tall, really tickles me.


I have a wild elf who has a vocabulary of twenty or so words in Common, she's very good at head shrinking. Just ask the goblin head. Or maybe not, I think he's still sorta touchy about that.
Updated!



@Expendable I do not have a height for Siri/cannot find one.

If you would like these characters to be added to the height chart image. You can supply a rough estimate (if you don't know the exact) of how tall they are and I will add them.

Siri's about 5' 7". Please, no jokes about the Eiffel or the Tokyo Tower.



Ilyana's head


Siri's head


Dia's head

As you can see, the fuzzy select tool left behind a lot of dandruff.
Dia, in her demon humanoid form and as a cat.

Avatars for Ilyana and Siri. Sorry, best I can do at the moment.


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