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4 days ago
Current I'm about to be banished for the good of the realm again. Where is the trust in this world, I ask you?
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7 mos ago
I'm sorry, you've reached his personal secretary, Department of Shrubbery, Floor 64, Desk 1024. How can we help you today?
9 mos ago
Or buy a van or a used rental truck. Something nobody would look twice at. You can put in a rack for the rope, duct tape, plastic sheeting, shovels....
9 mos ago
Never trust a car salesman - especially a used car salesman. Have a buddy park across the street and see how many stuffed body bags you can shove in there. Gotta have room for plastic sheeting, etc.
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9 mos ago
Neil Gaiman wrote in his Good Omens bio that he likes it when fans send him $50. (He read Terry Pratchett's bio and figured it wouldn't hurt.)

Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Getting ready for dumb “Siri, what’s the weather supposed to be like tomorrow?”
“I don’t understand, but here’s what I found on whether or not tomorrow likes you.” Jokes


In a previous game, the gm asked Siri to show him the local restaurants, so I belted out this list:

The Dead Necromancer's Tavern (*) - This quiet tavern located on Church Street in Undertaker's Alley is notorious for the nightlife, people are dying to get in. Raise Your Spirits nights on Saturdays offer half-off drinks for terminal illness sufferers.

The Immoral Demon Bar (* * * * *) - A lively location on Phoenix Row where they say you can make a deal for just about anything. Notorious for their cursed magical weapons decor and their Dancing Hands review, a specatular animated display of former customers hands who made the mistake of touching one of the weapons without permission. Remember, you can look, just don't touch.

The Fish Bar (* *) - Dockside on Front Street, this is a fisherman's tavern that offers an excellent clam chowder, sushi, and cheap beer. The caverns entrance sees a brisk business from the harbor mermaids.

The Common Prayer (* *) - Just off of Church Street on Dawn Avenue, this humble bar offers an assortment of gruel, pottage, rye bread, and the house ale. Every night is Sermon Night, where you get a lecture while you're eating following the cancelation of Exorcism Sundays due to licensing issues.

The Vile Elixir Alehouse (* * * *) - On Tower Road opposite the Secret Asylum of Time and next door to the Cloister of Doom, favoried by wizards, witches and warlocks. Closed Mondays. High marks for the Shepards Pie, pulled pork, and their Baked Apple, as well as a fine assortment of cheeses. Specialty drinks, although the Hangman's Doom should be avoided.



To help with making a calendar, how many days are there in a year for this world? What are the days of the week, the name of months? How many days are in a month, typically?
@Tortoise Adjusted character sheet for Siri.

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Siri is approved!

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So I have to reject Lord Jester, Grim and Dia's sheets completely. I'd rather you just mention somewhere in Siri's sheet that she follows a god called Lord Jester, and maybe offer a few paragraphs of exposition regarding what she believes about that god. You can do the same with the cat. But all this definite exposition about gods and demons? It's just a bit too far. We're only building our characters at this stage.


Understood. I shall edit out Grim and do a rewrite under the worship section about the Old Believers and Jester.
I'm already going to plan some NPCs on my end, all related to the kingdom I made.


I'll have to do that too for Oscana and the Old Empire.
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No apologies needed. The point I was trying to make is I think it'd be cool/necessary to have multiple pantheons and somehow they're all real, sort of like the Riordanverse or Indiana Jones. Your death and my death can operate at the same time without issue. I also wasn't trying to be accusatory of you taking from Pratchett, just wondered if it was in part an homage?


That's the whole idea behind Lord Jester. The Old Wolf was part of a pantheon that ruled over Oscana until an empire muscled their way in, destroying their temples, converting their people, and the former gods were exiled - not to the Material realm, but down to the Shadow Realm, a bunch of fallen.

Had they been more powerful, maybe they could have converted the invaders into some very ugly frogs, but they didn't get the chance.

@Expendable NOTE - Do not include that temple in any world building here.*

Grim was one of the psychopomps for the pantheon, but His power was separate, so He found Himself under "new management". Now He's sort of freelance, mostly with the old believers.

I've read Terry's Good Omens and the various Discworld books and even watched the movies. That last was a mistake, as Death's voice is what I hear for Grim.

Oooh, here's a concept - six year old girl trapped in the fairy realm for thirty-odd years. Her body hasn't aged in all that time, but she's gotten strong enough to wield a halberd. And she really, really hates the fairy realm.
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Best of luck.

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It was a busy day for me, work-wise, but remind me to check this one out upon the morrow.


Death is now Grim, Reaper of Souls. If it helps, I can add Department of Collections, Sector 9. He can exchange a nod with The Morrigan as he passes through.
Ooooh thanks @MagusDream. Idk if I'll use them long-term, but I'll make an effort to start off with it.

@Expendable I was discussing this with Tortoise in a PM haha. Cause Mergoux is a servant to Death as well, albeit a much different form of her. Sort of like your Death, she's not likely to do much other than maybe pass on a message or two or something, but just for kicks here's her quickie CS just for kicks. BTW, is your death based on Sir Terry Pratchett's death at all?



Sorry, missed we already had a Death floating around. He's a psychopomp, so really there are several different guides doing the job, like Ketrak, Moddey Dhoo, Mallt-y-nos, and Muut. So I'll rename mine to Grim, but the Grim Reaper's been around for a lot longer than Terry Pratchett's been doing Discworld novels. I do like the way Terry's aspect of Death talks, but I can edit mine to set Him further apart.
Something like this...
@Expendable Death visual reference?


Very nice, but He's wearing armor.

I suppose I could change their description...

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