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4 days ago
Current I'm about to be banished for the good of the realm again. Where is the trust in this world, I ask you?
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7 mos ago
I'm sorry, you've reached his personal secretary, Department of Shrubbery, Floor 64, Desk 1024. How can we help you today?
9 mos ago
Or buy a van or a used rental truck. Something nobody would look twice at. You can put in a rack for the rope, duct tape, plastic sheeting, shovels....
9 mos ago
Never trust a car salesman - especially a used car salesman. Have a buddy park across the street and see how many stuffed body bags you can shove in there. Gotta have room for plastic sheeting, etc.
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9 mos ago
Neil Gaiman wrote in his Good Omens bio that he likes it when fans send him $50. (He read Terry Pratchett's bio and figured it wouldn't hurt.)

Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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I don't know if this would fit into your concept or not, but we have all these frozen heads and sometimes bodies tucked away in cryostasis facilities. At some point, it was decided to see if a life-mage could bring back one of these people to life. Unfortunately, ice crystals had formed in the subject brains and the expanding crystal damaged their brains. While the mages are able to fix some of this damage, they can't restore what was lost - memory, personality.

The public calls them "Burnts," and they're usually found performing menial jobs.

But this is an expensive process trying to restore these frozen heads, especially since they need to clone full bodies for them. So the ones that show they can carry out more complex instructions are rebuilt as security cyborgs. Most people are unaware that behind that body armor and faceplace is an actual face, thinking they're purely machines. And nobody sheds a tear when a "machine" gets damaged while trying to protect a client.

Possibly you have one or two on board, for security or perhaps as expendable scouts?
Sounds fun. Welcome to the guild.
Greetings and salutations, welcome to the Guild. It's lively and friendly here.
When I was creating Siri, I realized that there would be some additional characters who step in from time to time as a part of her world, and I didn't want to surprise anyone when they did. Dia would be a companion to Siri and seen in her cat form most of the time.

And yes, I know it won't fool the fairies.

The Witch


The Cat


These next two are just NPCs that Siri and Dia interact with. They have no power in the campaign against the caravan or its people. Jester can't cross over to this world unless a place has been prepared for him, and nobody except a few can see Death.

Also, Jester is offering their grand unified theory on magic and Shadow Realm relations.

The Patronus (NPC)


The Psycopomp (NPC) - Likes to show up when things get interesting. Or for parties. He's bored.



@Tortoise Okay, ready for your review.
God I wish I could find a good picture.


There are a few who do commissions, you just need to look around. Or set up an account on pinterest and look for fantasy characters.
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If it's at all relevant to anyone's characters, my dude is dying. Like, literally dying. He's cursed and will continue to grow weaker and sicker until he passes away one day, possibly during the course of the RP, if I decide I'm ready to move on to another character.

So, there's always a potential roleplaying opportunity with doctor-y characters, since he might need medicines or magical painkillers or whatnot from them.


Now you've got me curious to see your sheet.

Please tell me they didn't make a deal with a demon salesman who offered them a magic sword payable by installments of a soul a month? There are escalating penalties for non-payment.
Mini-medics haha

Also I swear I didn't copy you @Expendable haha. It just seems we both had it in mind for half-elves with facial scars on the left side of their faces who are a lot like foxes and also enjoy summer and are also ex-military and jeez there's a lot similar. But I've had this character for about 4 years or more now, just a lot of coincidences.


Really weird how we'd wind up running into two right-handed swordsmen, you'd think they were in the majority or something ;)

I've had Ilyana for a year and a half now and don't believe you copied me. The details of her history was generated using Central Casting.

Now, I've been thinking of either bringing in a witch or a priestess as a second character.

The witch could help as a midwife, making medicines (like the stuff Ilyana drinks to settle her stomach), treating injuries and illness. Why is she traveling? Turns out when the neighbor's crops die and their cows drop dead in the fields and yours don't, they get to thinking someone (ie you) must have put a hex on them. So it's a really good idea to live outside of town with a clear view of the road so when the torches and pitchforks appear, you can be out the back door with what little you can carry.

But, there's already two doctors.

Haven't seen any priestesses yet. There's a character I came up with a year or so ago about a priestess who serves a wandering god of the road, so it makes sense his priests wander along roads as well. She also has a side-job as a cobbler, repairing people's shoes - seemed sensible to me at the time.

And this is a pilgrimage.

But these are not the only two to whisper in my ear.
My gosh, guys, is this what happens when I sleep?

I gotta go to work for a bit, but I'll be back soon-ish. It's a slow day, and I'm a lil sick, so I'll have a good excuse to make my escape and get back here :P I'll review y'all's sheets then.

We're so eager for this game that we stayed up late working. Sorry for the long sheet.

I'm interested. Can I still join or is it full?


@Turtle said this is always open, so might as well start on your character sheet?
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