Zavakri sits down and smooths her trousers out, tilting her head to gaze at Jub sideways. She stares back at him.
"Well, thank you for asking first off. That's mighty social of you. Where to begin? Cor! I started off by running off to Lost Property, discovered that a Displacer beast named Dirla runs that particular section and was taking care of some children left in her care. Poor thing lost her own son, can you believe it? Anyway she asked me to keep an eye out on him, though I fear it was mostly out of hope than any strong sort of inclination that he'd be around- but I'm going to do my damndest to keep my word! She said she'd keep an eye out for my sister after all.
Oh, blimey, you lot probably have no clue who Tara is either. Well about eight years ago- to the day, to be specific, in case the subtlety of the conversational tone obfuscated that- I came to the carnival with my sister and, well, at the time we, er, rather didn't have any money so we snuck in. Well one thing lead to another, one argument built into a second, and, well, I wasn't a very good sister at the time. I regret it horribly, but she ran off on me and I couldn't find her before the day was up! I've spent these last eight years absolutely dreading coming back here to look for her, but I couldn't sleep some nights remembering how she ran off from me and the guilt was eating me up. My fiancée, Rirvudd, has been doing his best to console me- he's a sweet man, really, but he has this problem where women throw themselves at him and I rather have to beat them off him. He's not interested in THEM, but they always TRY, you know?
That's when I met Miizel properly- you all remember Miizel, don't you? Wonderful gnome, really, proper gentleman and all that..."
And on. And on. And on she goes.