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1 mo ago
Current 'been going through a lot of shit recently. I will try to start catching up soon. Sorry to everybody who's waiting on me!
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4 mos ago
When you have to disable a new 'advanced' search to get proper search results and learn that 'advanced' means 'AI'. Let's rename it artificial superficiality, short 'AS'. Not to be confused with...
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4 mos ago
I'm slightly proud of myself having overcome my hate for indoor spiders a bit over the years. In my youth I often eliminated them, now I carry them outside in a jar. Spiders here are harmless though.
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4 mos ago
Believe me, if they could, the entirity of Southern Germany would send you all the rain they had over the last couple of days. I'm just not sure you'd actually want the widespread destruction.
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4 mos ago
Finally managed to catch the mouse. Our cat must consider me the most incompetent person of all times given how she watched instead of helping. She dragged the problem in though!
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Job listings:

1. Witch Hunting

Reward "10,000 gold pieces for proof of the demise of one who goes back the name of Angharad Seher. Possible Seer, approach with caution. Uses monsters to do battle"

2. Workers Needed

"Bahn Tegan is willing to pay 800 coins for a group of hunters to remove an infestation before he repurposes an ancient church"

3. Hired Hands

"Lord Mygrant is wanting a guild for a hunting expedition, pay based on experience,"


@WeepingLiberty I think I've found the perfect job for him, given his experience with infestations in buildings
@Rune_Alchemist Hunting werewolves ? Nice ^^

Jared is such a noob, he hasn't hunted anything yet in his life except maybe for cockroaches, flies and mice in his pantry.
It appears that Phoebe is facing the grave danger of encountering her personal phobia.
I don't want to burn down forests. I just want my character to have a good fist fight with Ky
@CandySatan You remember the RP we've started eight months ago with a rather similar plot to your Medieval Fantasy plot idea ?
It's the Chernobyl forest. It's just that noone has yet found the plant itself because it's so grown over and ruined and noone has yet re-invented the geiger counter :o
I'm Beanstalk, not a witness of attempted suicide!

~~~ At the tavern ~~~
Mainly interacting with @Dark Light


Jared had been sitting at the bar, innocently giving away his coins for something he had hoped would help him soften the negative impact of what had happened earlier this day when suddenly... all hell broke loose. It occured behind his back, but the loud sound of it made him spout the liquor in his mouth all over the place in front of him. Yet, having turned around on his stool, the sight of what happened made him think that Abigail probably would have other things to worry about than removing some sticky substance littering the table.

Like, for example, the entire mess caused by the rapid chain of events he had missed before turning around. The last thing Jared was able to see was some kind of woman - apparently a witch, given that he simply couldn't imagine any hunter pulling of such a show just for some conflict with one of his colleagues and that there were some other things around here hardly explainable without magic - limping out of massively damaged tavern and leaving on a flying broomstick.

Now that really had the quality to deteriorate the man's already severely impaired mood even more. He just had wanted to get himself drunk and an individual which should immediately be subjected to applicated darwinism (reason: too stupid to live) had utterly destroyed it. How many other hunters were around here who just had wanted to enjoy their victory over the gnome assault and have a good time ?

Yet... there was something else around here. Something that didn't match the smell of holy water, wolfsbane, lavender or alcohol. In fact one couldn't deny a striking similarity with the stench of eviscerated entrails, though there was a certain spicy note in it that indicated that it were non-human ent...

"Beanstalk!"

Given that there was noone else coming even close to eight feet, Jared immediately felt addressed by the callout. It came from a familiar direction, but the sight given when facing it was so ugly that he had turn away twice before finally being able to permanently look at it. Jared pulled up the facemask again as far as he could, the thing now almost reaching his eyes.

Glass of broken vials scrunched under his feet as he approached Ky. Needless to say that he didn't take the direct way, but one riddled with evasive maneuvers around whatever 'soft' materials and reddish liquids were lying on the floor. Luckily his hands were still covered in the leather gloves, so he could allow to brace himself at the table as he leaned over it, looking down at the other man.

"Zero. I think the count is zero. I've not yet beaten up any blithering idiots who were told to stop what they are still doing today. Though, admittedly, I'd still prefer leaving that witch to your elaborate handiwork than preventing you from continuing it with that gnome. Have I made myself clear ?"
@WeepingLiberty Do you expect me to post something now or is Abi still willing to help him get drunk after this mess ?
@Blubaron45 Done. Hope that was what you had in mind.
Hatuum nodded in silence, but full of purpose. It was always a good thing to explicity signal the contractee that one did agree with his terms, thereby formally making the deal. The assassin firmly believed that this was true even if one's employer told that the contract would be regarded as accepted implicitly by showing up at a certain location at a certain time.

Then he could see the elder vampire leave. There was no point in trying to stop her to ask more questions - he probably would have done it if it had not been her. The information provided could very well be regarded as sparse and he wasn't happy about it. Yet... if it was the elders themselves wanting to hire him there were good chances that the payment would be equally high-ranking, even if the job was bound to be difficult, too. What a lucky decision it had been to go here... Definitely worth listening to all this political gibberish!

Hatuum turned his head and attention back to the mercenary leader. "Alright. I'll see you at the allotted rendezvous point then ? Greetings..." He nodded towards Amiartys in a friendly manner as well, then slowly accelerated to make his way out of the building. The assassin deliberately restrained himself to a snail's pace: If the other man would feel the urge to add or ask something - he'd still have the opportunity to do so right now. Otherwise however Hatuum would leave. There was a lot to prepare for he'd not go on this mission without his own equipment.
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