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Just a shark floating through the void with way too many bee's in the brain.

Self taught writer, artist, programmer and whatever the hell else the ADHD demands to be understood.
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The collab is AMAZING! Thoroughly enjoyed reading that. :>

Also, this:



And his counterpart now ready~.

Webbs' not massive! He's only 4 feet in height!!


For a humie, hes a smol guy, a funny little dude, a nibbler of ankles.

For a spider, and I say this as an Australian who coddles huntsmen spoods the size of my hand in the corners of my house, he's the proportional size of Shid Pant lol

(All in all though glorious little bug friend. Can't wait for the Canary to deploy the boy).

*Dangles like a kitten* He's just here to have a great time
Please enjoy @Yankee and I's collab!!!
Webb is baby, I will protect him.


Little dude planted literal bugs. Absolute champion. Unit of cute haha.
Fantastic collab as well, kudos to @yankee and @SporkoBug both!

I can only imagine Khor meeting Webb now lol

'Khor had seen alot of things, some weird things. But if Nocturnia promised anything it was that it could always get weirder'
'with the not so little GIANT spider suddenly in front of them, a few greetings came to mind'
[Roll D6]

6 - "What a dapper little guy you are! Pleased as punch to meet you!"
5 - "Well you're a pleasant surprise!"
4 - "Huh... even the goddamn spiders are bigger here..."
3 - "Don't eat me don't eat DON'T!"
2 - "GUUUUEEPPHEGH!?"
1 - *Shid Pant*


Khor Kosivić, Antonio Litwin






Mentions:@Yankee Adel - Canary. Interactions: None

Brewery District - The Jolly Jalopy


The bar was quiet. Celebrating success so soon would just draw attention. Not that Khor felt any reason to celebrate right now. The morning had been a mess, a needless one at that, and looking to Antonio happily whistling as he moved about his bar only soured Khor’s mood further.

Catching a glare Antonio threw up his arms. “What? It’s a happy day my friend! The new opposition has been put in the ground, with minimal bloodshed to boot. It doesn’t get any better than this.”

Khor tapped their fingers on the bar top. “There were two kids in gun team Clover. Runners. Armed.” Khor’s eyes met Antonio’s. “The two real gunmen say they were there on your order.”

Antonio nodded, still smiling. “That they were. Recent recruitment drive was successful, it’s high time we bolstered our numbers for what’s ahead of us.”

Khor blinked. “One of those kids died. The other, I don’t think he’s going to be the same ever again.”

Antonio almost shrugged at the report. “This life has its risks. We both know that.”

Khor’s head began to bounce. “Yeah, we do. We also know that’s why we don’t send fucking KIDS Antonio!” Fist slamming against the table, Khor now stood.

Antonio stood his ground, his face going neutral, looking almost disappointed. He backed away to retrieve two glasses. Khor sat again, collecting themself as Antonio poured a drink between them. “Those kids made up their own minds. They were given a choice, and they chose to fight for what they believed in.”

Khor rolled their head. “But that’s why we only let them run party favours and messages. Jobs that aren’t going to get those kids killed.”

Antonio raised the glass. “Kids like William? William was on one of those jobs. William got himself killed because he didn’t have the equipment or the training when he decided to fight for what he believed in.” Antonio leaned in, voice low. “Would you deny those kids a fighting chance?”

Khor shrunk back. “It’s still not right. We should just be smugglers, teach people to keep their heads down, how to survive the city without the violence.”

Antonio pushed the drink to Khor. “We both know the violence will come for them though. That the world outside will.”

Khor looked to the drink, contemplated it but went to stand. “I need to think this through, speak to Akir, she can help make sense of this-.”

Antonio interrupted. “Akir doesn’t want to speak to you. You know what she thinks of this.”

Khor deflated, eye’s drifting over the door, hands on the bar chair. All they wanted was her thoughts but after this morning, they couldn’t imagine Akir wanted a bar of them from their last discussion. They slowly slid back onto the bar chair, picked up the drink, watched it swash around as they swirled it, and shot it down in one long gulp.

After pushing the empty glass forward Antonio poured another. “See? Calm the nerves. I know everything is happening quickly, but we can’t stop now.” He finished pouring and pushed the glass forward again. “We’re out of time. We must act. It’s time to take ground.”

Khor tried to shake away the fog in their mind. “What do you mean?”

Antonio’s face lit with a vile grin. “Silverside just became the most prosperous district in Nocturnia. It’s time you crushed the Canary and-.”

Khor stood again. “I’m not a fucking killer. Not… like that at least.”

Antonio laughed. “What the hell makes this any different?”

Khor looked down. “Those guys today? They made a choice. They picked up their guns and came for us. That Canary next door has done nothing but sit in his tower as far as we’re concerned.”

Antonio snorted. “If he was given the chance, I doubt he’d hesitate to pull the trigger.” His voice took on an ethereal tone. “Do what must be done. Kill him and advance our cause”.

Khor’s eyes rested on Antonio, then the drink before them. The glass looked the most tantalizing temptation to ease what would come next. Scrunching their eye’s, blinking the thoughts away Khor tipped the glass over the bar. “Not. How we do things. If the Canary wants a fight, we’ll give him one, but we aren’t killers for the fun of it. No war orders, no recruiting kids, no more nonsense.”

Khor turned to leave, Antonio raised his voice. “What the hell are you planning to do then?”

Khor kept walking. “To have a sit down with the Canary, figure out where we both stand, ask some questions and get some intel like a civilised human being.” Khor exited the door, taking a moment to look back to Antonio before closing it. “This isn’t your crew old man. Get the fuck back in line.”

Slamming the door Antonio’s eye’s glared at the door, threatening to bore through it with his gaze. He snarled and went back to tending his bar. “It’s mine more than you know, little shit.”


Gun Team Clover







Mentions: @fluxAntonio Litwin. Interactions: @fluxKhor Kosović

Brewery District - Underground


“Where are they dammit.” Donkey bounced his leg sitting in the tunnel, head resting against the old mortar wall, condensation building on his visor. Snaptrap sat beside throwing bits of debris into the canal, seemingly entertained by the variety of sounds echoing through the halls. Donkey slapped Snaptrap’s hand as he went to throw another. “Stop that.”

Snaptrap shook his hand giving Donkey a dirty look, interrupted by the bouncing of lights down the tunnel. Voice low he nudged Donkey. “Hey, contact.” Snaptrap cupped his helmet filters, raising his voice. “Starlight.”

The lights stopped, swivelled a bit, then approached more cautiously. Snaptrap and Donkey shared a look of concern and charged their weapons, pointing them at the approach of the lights. Snaptrap growled. “We’re in a funnel man.”

Donkey murmured. “I know.”

Snaptrap growled again. “Even misses are gonna ricochet and hit us man.”

Donkey snarled. “I fucking know, be ready.”

The lights began to round the corner. Snaptrap shouted. “Starlight!”

Empty hands rose around the corner above the newcomer followed by another. Red helmets, white teeth. They both lowered their weapons, Snaptrap letting out a relieved sigh while Donkey wasted no time tearing into the new arrivals. “What the fuck is wrong with you? Looking for a bullet? Voidout! The response is Voidout, dumb mother…” Donkey looked the two men over more carefully. “You two aren’t Clover, who the hell are you?”

One of the newcomers stayed quiet, the other answered a bit too eagerly. “We’re runners. Antonio took the two Clover gunners with Iceman. Said anyone who volunteers gets a gun and gear paid in full by the Akula's. A bunch of us jumped at it.”

Snaptrap interjected before Donkey. “Kid’s? They’re sending us kid’s now?” Sliding back down the wall Snaptrap pointed at them both. “Jesus Christ do either of you know what you’re getting into?”

Donkey raised his hand to silence Snaptrap without breaking his gaze on the newcomers. “One chance to walk away. We’re hunters today. Killers. Is that what you want to be? War dogs hounding death?”

The eager newcomer responded. “We want to fight for what we believe in.”

Donkey looked back to Snaptrap. The newcomers weren’t going to be deterred, and it was too late to walk them back, the mission too important to abort. Snaptrap shrugged and Donkey looked to the underside of his wrist. “Fifteen minutes left. Long enough for a crash course then.”

Donkey approached the eager newcomer. “Rule one.” And immediately began slapping at his helmet. “Always. Identify. Your God. Damn. Self! No one wants to shoot their own.”

Snaptrap started chuckling. “Here come the rules. Buckle up kids.”

Donkey continued. “Rule two.” He snatched the rifle from the quiet newcomer. “Never point this at me. You do that, I’ll kill you.” He pointed toward Snaptrap. “You can wave it all you want at him, fuck him.” Snaptrap raised his hand twiddling his fingers as a wave. Though they couldn’t see it under the helmets they all wore, they were certain it hid a shit eating grin.

Donkey snatched their attention back. “Rule three. Don’t tell me your…” He trailed off, focussing on the more eager newcomer shifting on his feet. “What the hell is wrong with you boy?”

The eager newcomer shifted awkwardly. “I uh, I need the bathroom.”

Donkey blinked. “We’re in a sewer. Shit in the canal.”

The eager newcomer began to unbuckle their pants before being pushed away by Donkey. “Around the corner for god’s sake.”

The eager newcomer pulled their pants back up at once. “Sorry, Sorry. Um. I’m Dave, by the way.”

Snaptrap burst out laughing while Donkey clenched his eyes. “Three. Don’t tell me your fucking names.”

Snaptrap tried but failed to compose himself. “First casualty confirmed. Gonna be in the big man’s arms while he’s shouting ‘Dave! Dave! Don’t you die on me Dave!’. I’m putting money on this, who wants a piece?” He looked to Dave. “You should go all in. Might as well sweeten the pot for everyone else!”

Dave’s eye’s widened, skirting around. “I- I’m not gonna die!”

Donkey pushed Dave again. “Go shit in the canal before you shit your pants.”

After Dave went around the corner Donkey looked to the silent newcomer. “You’re quiet. Scared?”

The quiet man shook his head. “No.”

Donkey looked back to Snaptrap before both chuckled. “You’re full of more shit than dead Dave round the corner there. You’re terrified.”

Dave shouted around the corner. “I’m not going to die! It’s not funny!”

Once the chuckling subsided Donkey took a softer tone. “Here's the job. Upstart gangers who think they're hard trying to move in. Simple kill house, everyone inside a threat. You see someone who’s not wearing a red mask with white teeth, you give them a greeting in seven six two. We do this and the Brewery District is safe for another day.” Donkey handed the quiet man his rifle back. “You know how to use this?”

The quiet man detached the magazine, flicked a switch, pulled back the bolt and squeezed the trigger to sound a satisfying click within the tunnel. Donkey nodded. “Not useless after all.” His voice became stern again. “Most dangerous part of the job is the first door. Do not hesitate. Clear that fatal funnel, and you’ll be ok.”

The quiet man nodded, jamming the magazine back into the weapon. Donkey pointed to himself. “You call me Bossman. That idiot sitting there, Smallboy.” He then pointed to the quiet man, then Dave around the corner. “You two are Dickhead and Shit-wink.”

Dave called from around the corner. “But my name is-.”

Donkey snapped back. “I don’t give a fuck what your name is Shit-wink. You survive your on-the-job training, then maybe you get a real handle. Might even learn ours as well.”

Dave suddenly stumbled round the corner dragging their pants up in a rush soon followed by another individual. Snaptrap scuffled up and next to Donkey, leaning into his ear whispering. “We don’t get just any captain but the Eel themself.”

The Eel greeted Dave who scrambled at buckling their belt trying to retain whatever was left of their dignity. Donkey leant back towards Snaptrap. “You think that’s good news or bad news?”

Snaptrap shrugged. “Hell of an asset for what we’re about to do, so good I suppose.” He glanced over the newcomers. “Better than just some senseless kids.”

The Eel approached Donkey. “What the hell are runners doing here armed?”

Donkey responded formally. “Barman’s orders. Anyone willing gets a gun.”

The Eel’s eyes squinted. “That’s not how we do things.” Glancing to Dave and the quiet man the Eel winced before shaking their head. “Too late to turn back. We ready?” Donkey and Snaptrap nodded.

The Eel gestured to the access ladder “Show time.”





Gun Team Clover



Mentions: None. Interactions: @fluxKhor Kosović

Brewery District - Warehouse Tower


The climb wasn’t high, but it was long. Navigating the technical corridors offered very little room to squeeze through and was made all the more difficult by vests full of ammo and rifles hanging from slings. The Eel led the way with a pistol drawn, not encumbered by so much equipment, waiting occasionally for the others to catch up.

They managed to reach the target floor and pulled themselves through a large vent into a small maintenance office. Donkey and Snaptrap helped the newcomers through while the Eel crouched peeking through the door. Gently clicking the door shut they moved to Donkey. “Entry is good. I’ll find another point to get their attention from. Hit them on my signal.”

Donkey nodded. “What’s the signal?”

The Eel moved back into the vent. “You’ll know. Be ready.”

Donkey pointed at the others, then the door. “Get on that door. I’ll lead. Shit-wink behind me then Dickhead. Smallboy on rear, make sure they clear that door.”

The men arranged themselves in order. Donkey gave their final words. “Remember your basics. Your either moving or shooting. If you’re not doing either your suppressed. If you stay suppressed, your dead.”

Dave muttered under their breath behind Donkey. “I’m not gonna die.”

Donkey replied. “Stay behind me, keep moving and you won’t Shit-wink. Whatever you do, do not hesitate. Clear, the, door. Ready weapons.”

Switches clicked. Bolts clunked. Weapons live. Safeties off. The silence followed, an unbearable moment before hell would break loose, a silence heavier than the armour plates and ammo they wore combined. The quiet man’s lips clenched, mouth full of cotton, finger tapping the side of the trigger. A hand from behind patted his shoulder.

“You’ll be ok kid. I’m right here.” Snaptrap’s hand squeezed. “All you got-a do is get through that door. You go through doors every day of your life. You’re an expert at it.”

The quiet man smiled at that. Realising how dry his mouth was his trigger hand went for the water at his back. Then an explosion. Distant shouting. Bottle falling. Donkey kicked in the door and disappeared into the chaos. The bottle clattered against the floor. Dave went next. Stopped in the doorway. Standing there shocked. Spraying from the hip. Then fell. The quiet man’s eyes went wide. His visor flecked with blood. A shove from behind.

“MOVE!”

He ran. He clenched his weapon. Bullets filled the air. Objects shattered. Boxes tumbled. Tripping behind something solid he wiped his visor. Blood smeared. Vision worse. Bullets thumping at his cover. Some breaking through. Wood chipping all around. A screaming shout.

“Move up!”

Scrambling to his feet. Half blind. A mad dash. Another door. A way out. Charging forward shoulder first it buckled under his force. Falling into the next room he scrambled for his rifle. Whipping it around sights found a man. Fingers seized the trigger. Rounds ripping across the wall. Nothing connecting.

His head jetted blood. The quiet man shielded himself from the gore. The catwalk above stood the Eel. “Keep moving!”

Hands fumbling. Fingers refusing to find the magazine release. Lowering the rifle, he stomped the magazine out. Another rattled into the receiver. Bolt pulled. Clunk. Another man. Roaring fire. Flesh rendered. The corpse fell to the floor. Lost in shock the quiet man froze. Did he just do that? A familiar voice. Donkey barking. “Flank! Flank! Flank! Watch your flank kid!”

He heard the order, but his legs refused. He just killed a man. Ripped him apart. For no reason but for being in his way. He couldn’t have been older than himself. Why was he here? Did he have a family? This wasn’t how it was supposed to go down, but how else was it meant to? Wasn’t this the obvious outcome? Donkey’s voice pierced through the fog again. “Kid! You alive!? Watch your flank!”

Flank. Blinking, he stumbled toward the next door. Stomach sick, thoughts mudded. He got to the door. Oh. The gun was empty. Should reload.

The door burst open into his face. Visor cracked. Body crumpling. Rifle skittering away. Landing on hands and elbows three figures entered. Primal fear took over. Get away. You have to get away. Another two entered. Squirming and palming backward one of the men’s eyes locked with his. “Please. Don’t.”

The weapon raised. Time seemed to slow. He saw right down the barrel. “NononopleaseDON’T-!”

Five shots. Five jets from skulls. Six bodies falling to the ground. Two more entered the room. A body lurched from the boxes. A rifle held like a club. They swung as a blur. Barbaric force splitting the first’s skull open. The attacker stumbled in pain as the first fell and the second decided to act, unleashing a barrage of fire. The attacker ducked. The blur returned. Weaving through tracers. Weaving closer to the target. Grabbing the rifle with a vicious kick, the attacker raised the rifle, roaring as they brought it down. Impacts met with screaming. Again. Again. And again.

The quiet man balled up. The screaming eventually stopped, then the wet crunching as well, the only sound following being the broken rifle clattering against the ground. He could hear unknown clear confirmations being given. Not long after hands grabbed at the quiet man who responded by thrashing, screaming. “Get away!” More hands grabbed at him, trying to restrain him. “Please! Stop! NO!”

His strength eventually yielded to the assailants. Arm pressed against his throat he saw Snaptrap and Donkey. “You’re ok kid! Can you hear me? You’re ok.”

The quiet man’s breathing steadied slightly. Eye’s wild assessing the situation. Snaptrap walked to the side. Donkey spoke softly now. “You hurt?”

The quiet man shook his head, trying not to whimper. Donkey nodded, voice still soft. “Ok. Can you stand?”

The quiet man tried but stumbled back to the ground. Donkey helped him up. Looking to the side Snaptrap held the Eel’s arms checking for injury. The Eel pulled away and gave a thumbs up, helmet obscured by mushed meat and gored spray. Standing up they propped themself along the wall before walking unassisted. The group found themselves looking out the window to the street. Two police officers approached the building.

The Eel spoke through laboured breathing. “We’re too banged up to move faster than them.”

Donkey handed the quiet man to Snaptrap. “I’ve got this.” Loading a fresh magazine, he leaned out the window screaming down at the two officers. “Hey! Badge bitches!” The two officers looked up before scrambling for their pistols, pointing them at Donkey. He simply shouted back in response. “Oh go on then! Give me a little squirt with your water guns! Better yet, get some of mine!”

A barrage of fire erupted from Donkey’s rifle till it clicked. Bullets streaked the street. The officer’s dove for cover. Donkey yelled one last time. “Now fuck off before I bury ya’s!” The two officers took off sprinting from the building. Donkey looked to the Eel. “That buy enough time?”

The Eel tilted their head. “Should do until the heavy’s rock up. Let’s go.”

Walking back to the maintenance office they began from the quiet man froze in the doorway. His eyes locked with the cold vacant ones laid on the ground behind the visor, within the helmet much like the one he wore. He wasn’t anywhere as motivated as Dave, and Dave laid dead in front of him. Throughout that whole nightmare, he was alive, and Dave was dead. Why? Why not me? Words slipped through his lips. “Oh god…”

Snaptrap shook him. “Heyheyhey don’t think about it. Look at me. Don’t think about it. Your alive. That’s what matters.”

The quiet man steadied his breathing again, nodded, and entered vent behind Donkey with Snaptrap following close behind, both guiding him with patience and kindness. Back in the tunnel’s the Eel thanked Donkey and Snaptrap, tried to console the quiet man, then left for whatever else the day would bring. Donkey, Snaptrap and the quiet man trudged back to their barracks below Nocturnia.

Some time into the journey Snaptrap called out from behind. “You survived new guy. Gone from runner to gunner. I'm Snaptrap, that's Donkey, and now you get your handle. You’re a real Akula now.” The quiet man said nothing. Snaptrap pressed the point. “Aren’t you at least curious about your new name?”

The quiet man’s head hung low. “I don’t care.”

Snaptrap feigned offence. “Don’t care? This is a sacred ritual my man! Only fit for brothers forged in blood. What do you think Donkey? What’s the hero earnt?”

Donkey turned briefly, his headlamp and tired eyes scanning the quiet man before turning and walking again. “Puddle.”

The quiet man found his faze thrown momentarily. “Puddle?”

Snaptrap quipped in. “Yeah, that’s esoteric even for me. What do you mean by Puddle?”

Donkey stopped to turn his head. His eyes alone shone a shit eating grin. “Turn around kid.”

The quiet man was confused but complied. Snaptrap looked him in the eye then down his body and tried to hold back giggling. “Oh, Puddle...”

The quiet man furrowed his brow. “What? What do you mean Puddle? Why is that funny?”

Snaptrap pointed down at the quiet man’s waist, the giggling coming through. “Got a sting there buddy.”

The quiet man looked down and found their new handle. “Awwww, shit that’s. Awwwww!”

Donkey was the first to openly laugh. “Poor kid pissed all over himself and didn’t even know.”

Snaptrap let out everything they’d been holding back. “Got a piddy piss puddle~ little pid pud piss puddle~.”

Snaptrap and Donkey found themselves giggling for the rest of the trip, shooting incoherent piss quips back and forth that only made sense to the truly shattered. Eventually Puddle found himself giggling as well, trudging toward his next home in Nocturnia with purpose anew.


Khor: W -1, P +3

First collab up ^_^, realising how large my character profiles are now as well lol, I might have to fix those at some point.
@Estylwen Thank you again for the interaction with Flint, very interested to see what these two get up to~.

Also the joy of speed paints and taking what you get from them, Antonio just ended up looking like a pissed off, washed up Colonel Sanders. Maybe he's looking for revenge on Noc Burger for taking the dirty bird's clientele?


Antonio Litwin, 'Iceman'






Mentions: @fluxGun Team Clover(Donkey, Snaptrap). Interactions: @EstylwenIceman

Brewery District - The Jolly Jalopy


Antonio shook Iceman again. “There you go. Some life coming back to those eyes. How are you feeling my friend?”

Iceman blinked, face awash with blatant confusion, his mouth opening attempting to communicate. “brruuueegghh…”

Antonio produced a bucket and placed it atop the bar. Iceman’s hands brushed against it before sending it tumbling to the floor, clanging toward the door. One of the two Akula gunmen present stopped it with their foot while the second sat and raised his hand for a drink. The first gunman shot a look at the second. “What are you doing? We’re security, do your job.”

The second snorted under their breath. “What, against this guy? He’s harmless, aren'cha blue boy?”

The Akula slapped him on the shoulder. Iceman groaned back. “Mmmmmmm…”.

Antonio poured a drink, passing the glass to Iceman then sliding the bottle to the Akula at the bar. “He’s our guest of honour, and for escorting him you get a little bonus with the bottle for the effort.” Antonio looked with hands open to the Akula still standing on guard. “No need to fret. We’re having a little celebration.”

Iceman’s eyes snapped open before slowly closing again. Leaning over the bar he looked to the floor where Antonio stood only to find his legs were roots weaving into and under the floor. The sobering sight allowed his mouth to slur a little more coherently.

”Fuck, am I still high? Could sworn- are you really rooted to the ground?” The man said, rubbing his face with a hand, before glancing around.

”And where the hell am I?”

Celebrations weren't at the forefront of his mind, he felt sore all over, exhausted, and itchy. His hands shook. Fuck. That wasn't good. Instead, his eye was sliding down to the drink Antonio offered him, wondering if it would take off the edge.

Antonio slapped Iceman’s shoulder again, gesturing to the drink. “The Jolly Jalopy my friend! The bar at the end of the world that refuses to die. A place for legends like you. You’ve accomplished so much in one night it impressed even me. Just ask these two, that isn’t easy.” The sober Akula shot a disgusted look at Iceman while the drunk Akula simply saluted him.

”The Jolly Jalopy…” the man echoed, hands reaching around to grasp the glass. Testing its weight, before feeling a little desperate from the shakes, and tossed the whole drink back in one fell swoop, setting the glass on the counter firmly, wiping his mouth and wincing reflexively.

”Shit, that's strong.”

He shivered there, bouncing his legs and rubbing his arms, murmuring a bit to himself, before he started to get off his seat. ”Well, I appreciate all this, but there's someone I gotta go find-”

Antonio poured another drink while speaking above Iceman, gaining his attention while a vine weaved behind the door. “Let yourself warm up first. On the house. If there’s someone you need to find, I know a lot of people. My boys here could give you a ride afterward, faster than walking, surely.”

The man winced, shaking his head. [b]”Nah, you don't understand. I’m plenty warm. Just… got the shakes. Fuck.”

He shook his head again, gritting his teeth as if to try and stop whatever he was feeling, before tossing back the second drink. It tapped the counter firmly, before his eyes glanced to the door. Then narrowed, his jaw setting.

”There's something you want, isn't there, Mister…” His voice hung, staring at Antonio questioningly. Two drinks was quite the payload for him, however, and his insides were certainly starting to feel warm.

Antonio shrugged. “Litwin. What I want isn’t much, I just want to hear about your incredible evening. A place of legends needs stories to tell. Tell me your story of last night, and we’ll call it even.” A small smile grew as Antonio picked up the bottle, gesturing if the Iceman wanted another drink.

The man considered it for a moment, before he nodded, and pushed his glass a little forward. When Antonio had topped him up, he leaned his forearms on the counter, fingers drumming as he recounted the tale.

”I didn't think much of it, at the time. I just wanted a fun night. Get real loose, ya know? Some pushers scoped me out, and they offered me some free drugs. Of course I said yeah. They put my in the back of a van. Had this strange, glowy stuff they injected."

“...And then, bam. Iceman's eyes lit up, hands gesturing how a firework would light up.

”The euphoria kicked in. The gyft kicked in. I could move an entire blizzard if I wanted to. It was cold, but the cold didn't hurt me. I was the cold."

“I could hear screams, but I didn't care. I just wanted to push how far my ice could go. Then those pushers started shooting at me. I slapped ‘em up real good-”
He puffed out his chest. ”-...Before I think I passed out. And…”

He raised a shaky hand. ”No ice. Just the shakes. Those fuckers…”

He shook his head grimly, before tossing back his third drink. Now he was leaning a bit on the counter to support himself. ”So, ya see, I gotta go find ‘em… Beat the shit outta them, and get more of that shit…”

Antonio looked lost in thought for a moment before his eyes shot back to Iceman. “Those fuckers gave you a Gyft…” A chuckle escaped Antonio. “My friend, you have given an old man hope for a future I’ve only dreamt of. Please. Let me help you. Let my two men here assist you to get more of that shit. All I ask is you tell me everything you find on your journey. Do that, and I’ll make sure you have a never ending supply for yourself personally.”

The man's eyes lit up, ”Done.”

The sober Akula spoke out garnering the attention of no one. “What? He’s a murderer, this isn’t how we do things.”

The drunk Akula swung on his chair to face the other. “Don’t be a bitch. You’ve seen dead bodies before. Old mate just had a rough one. We’ve all had rough ones.”

The other responded. “Dude Donkey, Snapper and you were shitting it like me walking past all those bodies last night. Why are you so cool about it now-?”

Antonio handed a key to Iceman and gestured for him to go upstairs while interrupting the sober Akula. “You heard him, what happened wasn’t his fault. Besides, he's an asset who wants to assist our operations.”

The sober Akula shot back. “Yeah, I heard him. ‘I didn't care. I just wanted to push how far my ice could go’. He’s a fucking monster. Does the Eel know about this?”

Antonio’s eyes now gazed firmly toward the sober Akula, a vine once again sliding up behind the door. “Unfortunately I don’t think the Eel will ever be any the wiser.”

The sober Akula scrunched their eyes for a moment contemplating Antonio’s words before they went wide. Turning for the door vines already slammed it shut. A wooden clattering from the bar, the sober Akula spun with hands grasping at their rifle only to be tackled to the floor by the drunk Akula. The Drunk’s hands curled around the throat of the Sober’s. The desperate grapple continued as Antonio raised a phone. Dialing a number he continued onto other business while the grim struggle on the floor entertained him.






Antonio Litwin, Flint Weathersteel

Mentions: Military. Interactions: @EstylwenFlint Weathersteel

The ringing stopped. Antonio introduced himself. “Weathersteel? Flint Weathersteel. My name is Antonio Litwin. Perhaps you’ve heard of the legends behind the Jolly Jalopy? No matter if not. I have an offer for you.”

”Not many offers I pick up.” Flint said on the other end of the line. ”You've got my ear, though.”

Antonio rested an elbow on the bar, head resting on his hand. “There have been rumours of a project of yours. A project that might not be understood by outsiders, one that might even offend them to the point of violence. I understand you have the manpower to likely complete this project, but I worry the world might undo it. What I have to offer is a solution to ensure the result of that project remains indefinitely.”

Flint scoffed from his office, peering down through the shades at the rabble below. His cell was on speaker phone on his desk, and he had turned his back to it, as if to punish it.

Someone in his ranks had spoken. Someone had the gall to accept bribe money for dropping a secret. Which secret, he could figure out easily enough. For he had more than one project on the go.

But what was more important was letting Mr. Litwin think he had the advantage here. So he simply turned back to his desk, eyeing the phone with a dark smirk.

”And what solution might that be, Mr. Litwin?”

Antonio's expression turned still. “A solution to ensure the wall stays down.” Antonio turned the phone, making sure the struggling could be heard through the microphone and turned the camera on, capturing the two Akula's wrestling for their lives on the floor.

Antonio spoke on. “The best of friends, believe it or not. Meeting a tragic conclusion.”

The sober Akula broke the stranglehold, gasping and spluttering. “Dude it's me! Stop! He's in your head. He's in your-!” The strangling continued.

Antonio turned off the camera. “Now I want you to imagine such dedication to a cause, your cause, from the leaders who think they can decide our fate from outside. I'm aware your talents can achieve such a result, but mine can extend them across the world. That might guarantee you the time to do what you're setting out to achieve, or at least increase your chances.”

There was a hum of intrigue on the other end of the line. ”So let me get this straight. You want to mind-control the military around us. Ensure no one puts back up the Wall after it's been torn down.”

“You do have me curious. Deals go both ways though, don't they? What would you require of me?”


Anontio rolled the phone in his hand. “Correct, as for what I would require? Why-.” The struggling on the floor intensified. Antonio pushed the phone against his ear. “I would-”. The sober Akula broke the grasp again, gasping, screaming. Antonio shielded the microphone, yelling at the drunk Akula. “The bucket. Use the bucket for god’s sake.”

Clanging rang through the room. The clanging continued well after the struggle stopped until a panting approached the bar, shaky hands reaching for another drink. Antonio nodded and put the phone back to his ear. “Sorry. Nothing. I want nothing, only that you succeed. All I ask is that you follow my instructions so your numbers might swell.”

A grin lit up Flint's face. Not at what Antonio said, but for what he could hear in the background.

”Getting your influence may be… interesting. I'd personally love to see how your influence messed with the military beyond the Wall. But more people is always good as well…”

There was the sound of quiet pondering as Flint stepped a little closer to his desk, hands pressed lightly on the wood.

”...I'm listening. What would these instructions be?”

Antonio leant into the phone as he poured the drunk Akula another drink. “Runners will deliver caches of alcohol to the sewers near your home. Present the population with bread and games, win some hearts and minds, let them drink my gift to their heart's content.” Antonio smiled. “For games, I suggest something… Gladiatorial. Find some real champions while recruiting everyday Nocturnia.”

Vines in the room began to drag the dead Akula through the floor, wiping blood away as they worked. Antonio leant against the bar again. “As for how my influence reached our jailors, drink a glass, and you’ll see yourself. It’ll also allow us to communicate in an entirely secure manner.”

There was a light snort on the other end of the line, ”I wasn't born yesterday, Mr. Litwin. If I drink it, there's no guarantee you won't use your influence on me.”

Flint's head tilted, though. Mr. Litwin said reached, as in past tense. Did he… no, did he in fact already have some of the outside military in his grasp?

Antonio laughed. “Is the great Weathersteel nervous of a little drink? Relax my friend. I’ve no use for dominating you when our goals align so neatly. Besides, to dominate someone like you, a man whose will was forged in steel, I’d have to drown you in the stuff. No Flint. I promise you will not be influenced by my presence. If you’re able to pass this test of trust, I will bestow a gift upon you that will allow you to see Nocturnia as if you were the city itself. I’m sure that will make the coming storm far easier to navigate, no?”

Antonio spun around to collect a rag and dry down the bar. “Don’t feel pressured though. You have my allegiance regardless of whether you decide to see me in the Noosea or not. I do suggest you not waste such an opportunity for paranoia's sake though.”

Flint's fingers gripped the edge of the desk as he thought, weighing the pros and cons. It was a good offer. And he was looking for ways to gain more dominance to further topple the empires in this city before he set his eyes fully on that Wall.

Besides, not much got through to his black heart. This would certainly change the tempo, the monotony.

He nodded to himself, and stood, head tilting curiously, that grin back on his face. ”Very well, Mr. Litwin. I'll bite. Send the drinks. I'll try it for myself and spread it around my people. I look forward to a… prosperous venture.”

Antonio slapped the bar grinning ear to ear. “Happy to hear that Mr Weathersteel. We’ll be in contact again when you enjoy that drink. Until then, I’ll begin sourcing an accelerant to these plans. All the best to you Flint.”

The phone snapped shut. The bar gleaned clean again.

A very productive morning indeed.
Keeping everyone in the loop w/ horrible assignment.
91/100, I hate that my anger allowed for good grade xD


Reminds me of a lab I completely botched once leaving absolutely no final product. I just spent my entire report venting frustration into it rambling on about where I could've cocked it up and ended on a note of how hilarious it would've been if I just used the wrong chemicals entirely. Got 80% for that lol.

Congrats on the mark though, proper good job ^_^
An update to Antonio's Gyft. Could lead to some interesting faction interactions, cleared with @Estylwen (if there's any further notes/issues let me know and I'll clear them up).

These rules only apply to players who want to use them, so if anyone is uneasy or doesn't like them you can say no and stay clear of the meta game these rules generate.



Maybe someone ends up stealing control of the corruption for themself or gambles for some free personnel? Interested to see how people would use this if they're keen~.
Catching up after work decided to explode a little bit (Nothing like the smell of surge burnt electronics baby).



I can't wait to see someones head literally explode on that nat 20.

@Estylwen So how much rep is Emily getting for fueling Noc Noc Burg with a ton of supplies last night >:D?


Emily Newport, true hero of Nocturnia, ensuring the burgs shall flow and the chow is hot even in the darkest of days. Blessed are we by such a saint~

Nice call, @flux! I love how Miss Soylent is popping up in the lore already. :>


I like to think Otto and Soylent have a very strong professional relationship through the understanding of needing to break a few eggs to make an omelette, but are absolutely useless in terms of more personal advances.

I can see them trying to gift each other at the same time, but Otto's holding the greasiest dirt burger you can imagine instead of a cake while Soylent just thrusts a gun jammed into a lawn mower at him as a 'birthday battle bot', both trying to impress each other based on their empires.
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