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Iris Rivers


Location: The Reception
Skills:



Iris watched as Magneto began to float above the reception area. Iris stared, a confused frown on her face as she watched him go, surprised by his ability to fly. She didn’t think on it long enough to realize he was probably just using the metal he wore to levitate. Once he was a few meters off the ground, Iris raised her fist, middle finger protruding from its place on the center of her hand, giving the metal man the bird as he floated off.

”Man, I guess all the magnetic powers in the world can’t get you balls of steel,” she said, watching him disappear into the night sky. Despite the man being gone from her sight, she couldn’t help but cup her free hand next to her mouth and shout, ”YEAH, FLY AWAY YOU WRINKLY ASS PUSSY! I HOPE YOU SHREDDED UP BY A PLANE ENGINE!” Content with her insults, she turned her attention back to the party, where she saw Antoinette had summoned a pinata depicting Magneto’s likeness. Iris scanned the area for something Guin could hit it with. At first, she didn’t find anything, but as she turned her gaze to the bushes and patches of nature at the edge of the party, she saw a stick that looked solid enough to be used as a weapon. She bounced over, a spring in her step, grabbed it, and returned to the angsty bride just as Cassandra told her to calm down.

”Screw that noise,” she began, holding out the stick to Guin. ”There’s a time for relaxing, and there’s a time for beating the shit out of candy-stuffed replica of your dickhead father-in-law’s stupid face. I do believe that this would fall in the category of the latter.”




Location: Atrium
Skills:

"You'd think that creepy space robots would come up with something more secure than 'lets flip the screws,' wouldn't ya?" Cal mused, a snort audible after her words. She neglected to mention that it had, in fact, fooled her well enough that she immediately decided explosives were the next best option. Upon hearing her name, her head turned quickly towards Vinnie, eyebrows scrunching together as the girl gave a swift, almost nonsensical rant on where they might've known each other from. Despite the fact that trying to make sense of Vinnie's rants felt like going on a roller coaster while on acid, Cal did her best to do just that. If the girl remembered her, anything that came out of her mouth could help her figure out exactly who she was. But as Vinnie spoke, and Cal searched her mind, she couldn't come up with anything having to do with any sort of musical shenanigans at any fast food establishment.

"I mean, it's entirely possible, I guess, but I don't remember-" she began to say, before something smashed its way into the front of her mind. It was Vinnie's full name: Lavinia Grace. Why did it sound so familiar? No, that wasn't right. It didn't sound familiar. Hearing hadn't sparked anything when Vinnie first introduced herself. But when Cal imagined the words written in her head, that was familiar. Written in black, surrounded by white, surrounded by orange. Round in hand, a familiar round. Why was it familiar? The feeling of her forefinger rubbing the ridges of a safety cap. A pill bottle! The image became clear in her head: a pill bottle, with Lavinia Grace written on it. A prescription for Adderall. "Lavinia...Adderall! You've got ADHD! That..." she began, and was about to comment on how much that revelation explained about Vinnie's personality, but she pulled herself back, for fear of insulting the girl. "That is quite the discovery! I think I'm your pharmacist, mate!" The memory of holding the pill bottle in hand seemed to solidify the idea that she was a pharmacist, raising her certainty to slightly above fifty percent. She was so enveloped in the idea of finding hints on her past life, that she didn't notice Zarina had left until only her feet were sticking out of the vent. Much to her annoyance, she could feel that protective feeling rise back up to the surface. She didn't much care for that feeling. Glancing over at Raynor, she watched as he tried to communicate with Zari without turning the device on.

"Oi, once you figure out how to turn that fuckin' thing on, tell the girl to get her scrawny arse out here so we can come up with a better plan than 'let the kid go through a vent half-full of water so she can pop out God knows where and probably get herself killed,' yeah?! she spat, amplifying her rudeness in attempt to cover up her attempt at altruism.


Waverley Watts - Feedback


Location: George Washington University
Skills: Radio Wave Manipulation and Interpretation, Perception, Stick Combat



Waverley opened her mouth to respond with a word of acknowledgement to the command that Sapphire gave her to get the other Watts girl to safety, but she stopped herself when she came to the realization that Sapphire was telling Leda to get her out of the fight. Waverley's forehead wrinkled in uncertainty. The confusion on her face was obvious enough to cover up the undertones of annoyance, but that didn't mean they weren't still there. She'd just asked an an injured civilian to escort a teammate away. Waverley wasn't exactly the best fighter in the Underground, especially since she'd left her rebar at home under the assumption that this would be a non-combative mission, but even so, she didn't like the fact that Sapphire asked generally wasn't the biggest fan of confrontation, especially with one so intimidating as Sapphire, so it was up in the air whether or not she'd mention her irritation once they were safe. But she was definitely not going to do it in the middle of all the chaos that raged around them.

Waverley tensed up when she felt the injured girl wrap her arms around her, and she felt blood pump to her face. Since joining the Underground, she'd learned a lot; a lot about combat, her powers, and living in the shadows of society. But when it came to being held by a pretty blonde stranger, she was still very much a socially awkward teenager. At first, she'd assumed it was because the girl needed help walking, but realized that wasn't the case when Leda asked her if she could walk. Waverley gave a quick nod.

"I should be asking you that. I'm not the one with a bullet in my si-" she said, before flinching as bullets whizzed at them. She raised her hand, as if it would somehow help protect the two of them, despite the fact that it likely wouldn't. Luckily, the other girl sent out a defensive rainbow ray. That was a cool power. It kind of reminded her of Echo's rave manipulation power. Without further ado, she grabbed onto the girl's shoulder in an effort to help her walk. It didn't much matter whether or not she actually needed help walking, as Waverley was desperate to prove that she wasn't useless. As she walked, she reached out her mind, sending out an emergency transmission calling for a number of ambulances. She was sure that more than one would be needed. Once she was sure she'd gotten one, she began speaking again. "An ambulance is on its way. I - Shit do you have health insurance? Ambulances are fucking expensive in the US. I can get you an Uber if you don't wanna spend a shit ton of money on a ride in a wee-yoo wagon." She blurted out the words, quick and rushed. She was always a bit panicked when they were caught in a fight, but she was sure that was normal. As she helped Leda, she caught sight of Cayden lying on the ground, Sapphire sitting over him. Her eyes somehow went wider than they already were.

"Shit, Cayden!" she exclaimed, him and Sapphire stealing her attention for a few moments. Her mind went into overdrive, scanning her surroundings for some sort of first-aid kit. Of course she didn't find any, given that they were outside, and she mentally berated herself for even thinking there might be. Her eyes turned to the buildings, where she was originally planning on going. Inside was probably the safest place for Leda, and was probably her best bet to find a first-aid kit. But she couldn't see a way through the fight. So it seemed like the only course of action was to stand ground until an opening appeared. So, as soon as she made sure that Leda wouldn't collapse once she let go of her, Waverley took a stance in front of her, Sapphire, and Moonwalker.

"Hey, Doc! I need you to look for an opening, and get your girl inside. While you're in there, see if you can find a first-aid kit." she called out to Watts, before scanning the battlefield for anyone looking like they were about to pounce on Cayden and Sapphire. She saw two such purifiers, and quickly scanned the ground for something she could use to fight. Not far away, there sat a Hello Kitty bat. She would've assumed it was the young green-haired girl's, had she not just seen her using an actual sword to cut a guy's arm off. Whoever's it was, she hoped they were okay. Scooping it up from the ground, she quickly turned it on the two purifiers, swinging at them threateningly a few times, before striking one so hard in the crotch that he seemed to go unconscious. She pointed it at the remaining one. "If you ever want to have to have kids, you better back the fuck off."


Iris Rivers


Location: The Reception
Skills:



When Bethany motioned to the now visible man as if it answered her question, Iris looked to the elderly man, decked out in what could only be described as a “villain costume.” Her eyes turned to slits, her lips jutting outward. He looked a little familiar, but as hard as she tried, she couldn’t place his face. Maybe he was a special musical guest; the Starks were rich enough to have a couple of those per event. But then why was Guin getting in his face? But then, Guin attacked him, earning a loud, ”Whoop!” from Iris, which was quickly silenced when metal began to surround her and her wedding buddy. Then it clicked.

”Oh, you’re that terrorist guy! Pietro’s dad! Uh...” Iris’ tone was filled with recognition, but as she tried to pull his name out of her head, she couldn’t seem to find it. She wasn’t sure she’d ever heard it. But then, suddenly, it surfaced to the top of her head: a name she’d heard mentioned since leaving Oregon, but one she’d never associated with the man before. It was only at that moment that she put the name to the face. ”Metallica! You’re Metallica!” Once she’d made the realization, she downed the last of her beer, and promptly began using the bottle to swat at the bits of metal as if they were bugs that acted on their own, and not weapons controlled by a madman. She continued to do so, right up until ‘Metallica’ claimed his innocence, which got a laugh out of her.

“Yeah, no, that’s bull. We’ve got security all around this joint. You had to fight someone to get in here. In fact, I can guarantee that, as we speak, there’s a mean hairy guy with sideburns whining about his bones hurting within a half mile radius of us. Which gives us the moral authority to bring down all the power of the Avengers and the X-Dudes on your fogey ass.” she called out, getting ready to use her tai chi to avoid the metal that would inevitably be thrown her way. After a second’s delay, she glanced over to the Scarlet Witch, adding in “Oh, and the West Coast Avengers too, who both seem pretty cool, even though one is still working on her superhero name.”




Location: Galley -> Atrium
Skills:

Cal gave a satisfied nod as those around her gave their opinions on the possibility of having to kill. There were less people strictly oppose to it than she expected. Sophia seemed to be the only hard no, and her reasoning seemed more pragmatic than moral. Cal stepped away from the machine, shoving the pair of darts into her pocket. When Manny asked her if she wanted to hold onto it, she looked almost offended, defensively holding the vial to her chest.

”I can hold onto it just fine, thanks,” she replied, her voice slightly sharp and her body tense. After a moment, she let herself relax, dropping her arm and slipping the vial into her pocket. ”But if you get any idea what it could be used for...don’t hesitate to let me know. ‘Cause for all I know, it could be water...or maybe liquor.” With that, Cal followed the others out of the Galley, and into the Atrium. She hadn’t been investigating for long, before Sophia’s voice (and Vinnie’s much louder voice) caught her attention. She slowly slinked over, watching Zarina come back with some sort of tool, which she promptly tried to use to pop off the vent. Unfortunately, it didn’t seem to be working.

”We could try blowing it up,” Cal chimed in from behind the small group of girls that had gathered around it. ”I mean, I’m not a chemist, I don’t think, but if we put our heads together, I’m sure we’ve got enough collective brainpower to put something together.”


Waverley Watts - Feedback


Location: George Washington University
Skills: Radio Wave Manipulation and Interpretation, Sound Wave Manipulation, Police Code Knowledge, Stealth, Running



Waverley’s worn tennis shoes tapped anxiously on the floor as she and her group watched the lecture progress. She would always be the first to admit that she wasn’t a genius, but that didn’t keep her from having plenty of opinions on the subjects discussed, primarily about the morality of them. She didn’t speak up however, knowing that it was best for her and the others to stay under the radar. Though if she was being honest, she probably wouldn’t have been able to work up the courage to go up and voice her opinions even if they weren’t there on business. When Echo spoke up, however, Waverley nodded her head in agreement, his words pushing her to speak her own mind.

”Right? I mean, would it cure gingers of being ginger? Because that’s a mutation too,” she blurted out. That thought was likely the least deep and poignant one that inhabited her head, so she wasn’t sure why it was the one that managed to slip out. She was about to try to say something that’d make her come across smarter as she watched Sapphire question the scientists, but before she could do so, a loud blaring alarm began overhead. Waverley jumped in her seat eyes scanning the area for the fire. When she found none, she realized it must’ve been elsewhere.

“The fire is...” Waverley began, pulling her attention-drawing purple hair out of the bun she’d kept it in for the sake of subtlety, letting it fall down her shoulders. She reached out her mind, feeling for any sort of references to a fire. But she found none. Her eyebrows furrowed. ”...nowhere? I mean, there’d usually be a 911 call or a frat boy texting about it to his bros, but I’m not getting anything about a fire.” She opened her eyes back up, seeing that a number of people, including her own and a girl who was literally glowing began to file outside. Waverley followed behind, right into a scene of absolute chaos.

She did her best to evaluate everything happening, even as it raged before her. She first focused her attention on the cops, reaching out her mind once again. The feeling of the police communications had become all too familiar to her during her time in the Underground, so mimicking it wasn’t all too difficult. Neither was deciding what to say.

”10-19, I repeat, 10-19! All units return to station! Specialists are on their way!” came the voice from their radios in the voice of a gruff man who’d likely be a chief character in a police show. Suddenly, as she finished with their radios, she heard a gunshot from somewhere other than the officers, and her head spun to see the scientist’s daughter, bleeding on the ground.

”NO!” she screamed out. But when the word passed her lips, she felt her mind grab hold of it, doing something that felt oddly familiar, though she wasn’t sure why. It sounded louder than it should and she could see a number of the purifiers wince in pain. And then there was the feeling. It didn’t feel like the electromagnetic waves she was used to. When she manipulated radio waves, it felt like she was blowing on a leaf, trying to get it into a teacup. This felt more akin to grabbing onto a kitchen knife and stabbing a racist forty-seven times in the chest. It was more satisfying, more palpable. It caused Waverley’s eyes to widen as she paused for a moment. As she tried to figure out what had just happened, she watched a kid, fists cackling with electricity, begin to smite the purifiers one by one, like a genderbent teenage Zeus. Hoping she was enough of a distraction to keep the purifiers off her ass, Waverley quickly sped over to the fallen blonde girl, hoping to be both fast and stealthy. But when she got there, as she bent over to pull the girl up, she saw a number of the purifiers looking at her with malicious intent. She slowly stood back upright, and put her hands up. ”Please don’t shoot!” she tried, eyebrows furrowed in worry.




Location: Great Hall
Skills:



Fae, unsurprisingly, was tucked snuggly in with her fellow Gryffindors, sitting amongst a number of both Quidditch players and non-Quidditch players. When Madalyne came over to join her, she wiggled to the side in order to make room for her. Her boots tapped impatiently on the ground as the staff spoke, wanting nothing more than to start shoving food in her face. When Madalyne made her teasing comment, Fae shook her head, a quiet chuckle escaping from her lips.

”Hardy har,” Fae mumbled, her gruff voice sounding rather un-Fae-like when reduced to a whisper. She didn’t sound unamused, however, her smirk seeping into her tone. As soon as Dumbledore gave permission for them to eat, Fae stood from her bench, immediately beginning to fill her plate up with steak, lamb chops, mashed potatoes, and really anything else the feast had to offer. ”I mean,” she began, raising her voice to its normal, loud volume, continuing to add to the mountain of food on her plate, ”Most of the ‘magic’ I do is already wandless.” She stopped gathering food for a moment to swing her fork around like a beater bat, demonstrating the type of casting she was most proficient with: physical-violencemancy. She quickly went back to the task at hand. ”Never had a hot teacher before, so that’ll be weird. Might find myself actually payin’ attention,” she let out a snort as she topped her food with a single cherry tomato she picked out of the salad. It was good to be healthy. She finally plopped back down, just as Madalyne asked her how she was doing.

”Hungry,” she stated simply, picking up one of her numerous lamb chops by the bone. She tore into it, devouring it cartoonishly quickly until only the bone remained. She’d made it a bit of a tradition to fast the day leading up to the first day back to school, as a sort of a way to cleanse her pallet of the rather unsatisfying food that her family was used to dining on. ”It’s good to be back, Mads. Stale bread and stringy bird meat ain’t shit compared to Hogwarts food.”


Leandra Lovelace


Location: New Rome - Outside the Senate House
Skills:



Leandra winced as she felt the infant yank down on her hair. She was just as down for a little hair-pulling as the next person, but not when it was a child, and definitely not while she was on the clock. Despite her displeasure, however, her only reaction was a grunt as she began unwinding her hair from the baby’s hand. Once she was free, she ran her claw-like fingers through her locks to straighten them out once again. She didn’t respond to Maggie when she insisted Leandra call her by her first name, only nodding when the older woman voiced her intention to go start looking for volunteers. Leandra was readying herself to go and get her people ready, when Maggie spoke up. Leandra turned to her, her smile giving way to a frown. The woman was pleasant enough, and she didn’t want to antagonize her. Usually, she chose to play friendly with her, allowing the woman’s vilification of her during the praetor elections to go unspoken. But the fact that Maggie brought it up seemed to sour Leandra’s mood a bit.

”You’re asking me to grovel at the feet of those in power. That’s something I cannot do, and something I should not be asked to do. The role of a leader should be to serve the people, and whether they like it or not, that includes me. If you’re suggesting I fear their fury, then you are casually admitting to the corruption inherent in the system.” Her words were ridged, without room for doubt left in them. She paused, letting out a soft huff from her nose. ”I will help them, but I will do so in the same way always have. When it comes time for them to make those difficult decisions you spoke of, I will not hide my opinion on which they should make. And if they choose wrong, I will be the first to ridicule them when their decisions cause our people harm. That is my duty. To New Rome and her people.” Leandra turned her back to Maggie, raising a hand in farewell. ”’Till next we meet, Maggie, darling.” with that, she sauntered off to gather her cohort.


Iris Rivers


Location: The Reception
Skills:



”Ah, that’s...disappointing,” Iris mumbled dejectedly, her lips curled down into a small frown. She didn’t seem to have any visible reaction to the Scarlet Witch’s little show of power. After all, in her new career as an X-Person, she’d seen a lot weirder. She quickly perked up, though, smile pinned back onto her lips. ”Want help coming up with a new name? Since you’re not actually a witch? How about...the Hanukkah Hellraiser? The Deadly Dreidel? The Mighty Menorah? Or if we wanna stray away from religious names, how about the Crimson Caster, huh? That’s a good one!” Iris continued to rattle off superhero names even as Wanda marched away, leaving her talking primarily at Vision and Bethany. She eventually stopped when she realized that the woman was long gone, but she carried on talking to Vision, who just offered her the likelihood of a blackout.

”That, my friend, is a risk I am willing to take!” Iris exclaimed, raising her bottle to him, before taking a particularly big sip. When Bethany proclaimed her idiocy, Iris stopped drinking, giving a shake of her head. ”No, no, of course I don’t wanna die, Crab Cakes. I just wanted to offer my friend’s husband’s sister to come celebrate Yule with me. Celebrating Yule alone is gonna be soooooo booooring!” Iris wasn’t exactly sure what Guin actually thought of her, but given that she’d been invited to her bachelor party, she assumed they were friends. A few seconds past after she quit talking, an expression of remembrance took hold of her face.

”OH, I remember why I came over. Vis, buddy, personal question: do you have a di-” Before she could finish her question, Iris was cut off by the sound of the the bride yelling at the top of her lungs. She turned her head in the direction of the others, eyebrows furrowed. ”Wait, what’s happening?” she asked, not waiting for an answer from the robotic man as she sauntered over with the others who had gathered behind Guin.

”YEAH, GET FUCKED, YOU DICK-FOR-NIPPLES CUNT!” Iris joined in, raising her beer in solidarity for Guin about to stab a bitch. She then looked to the others standing behind Guin for context. ”Who are we yelling at?”
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