I just feel bad for the horrible mass murdering explosive psychopath pirate now- wait..something about that sentence seems off.
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Anaru: Harambe's Revenge.
- @Hillan
First of all: oh my god, i'm laughing, and I feel so bad for laughing.
Second of all: the marines are working like a well oiled machine right now, I can't wait till one of us gets in the way of someone else, and everything falls apart and explodes horribly. (It'll probably be because of me.)
Dear Xerxes, really sorry about the whole ruining your escape thing, hope you'll forgive me, you pirate scum.
- Anaru
- Anaru
ANARU KAHURANGI
Location: Conomi Islands.
Interacting with: @LokiLeo789 @Hillan @malmshodes @dragonmancer @Ira
Anaru had been observing what was occuring, while ordering his soldiers to regroup, retreating, and care to the injured. he was biding his time, waiting for the right moment, he didn't want to interfere with the smoke-man, but now that the exploding-man was escaping, it seemed time to act.
Anaru rolled his neck, as his body grew, his skin being covered with fur, as his arms especially beefed up. his eyes turned red, and he gained four sharp teeth, this was, of course, his hybrid state. Anaru clenched his body, focusing deep inside him, as everything seemed to slow around him. "One thousand years alone meditating, absorbing the world, is too long!" Anaru's body slimmed down, all the excess muscle was turned into a more lean build, attacking power was not sacrificed, speed however, was gained. Anaru gave one last look to the ninja-woman, and the man he assumed to be the captain. "I am not showing mercy on you two, but the exploding man abandoned you, his allies, and I can't forgive that." Anaru would have never left them there, if he hadn't had reinforcements next to him. he began to rapidly elbow behind him, positioning his elbows below him as he crouched down.
As Xerxes made his explosive escape, and was flying, he heard something strange. "R-R-R-R-ROCK SOLID!" as Anaru erupted from down below, several shock waves coming off of his form as he approaches, still swinging his elbows behind him, to prepare his fists, along with using 'nail gun' to propel himself even better. as Anaru reached Xerxes in the air, he let out a laugh, his body mass expanding, as he prepared an intense punch, and with his other arm, he fired several Nail guns, to change his direction several times, to confuse Xerxes. now above Xerxes' body, Anaru sent his fist down towards his back.
Location: Conomi Islands.
Interacting with: @LokiLeo789 @Hillan @malmshodes @dragonmancer @Ira
Anaru had been observing what was occuring, while ordering his soldiers to regroup, retreating, and care to the injured. he was biding his time, waiting for the right moment, he didn't want to interfere with the smoke-man, but now that the exploding-man was escaping, it seemed time to act.
Anaru rolled his neck, as his body grew, his skin being covered with fur, as his arms especially beefed up. his eyes turned red, and he gained four sharp teeth, this was, of course, his hybrid state. Anaru clenched his body, focusing deep inside him, as everything seemed to slow around him. "One thousand years alone meditating, absorbing the world, is too long!" Anaru's body slimmed down, all the excess muscle was turned into a more lean build, attacking power was not sacrificed, speed however, was gained. Anaru gave one last look to the ninja-woman, and the man he assumed to be the captain. "I am not showing mercy on you two, but the exploding man abandoned you, his allies, and I can't forgive that." Anaru would have never left them there, if he hadn't had reinforcements next to him. he began to rapidly elbow behind him, positioning his elbows below him as he crouched down.
As Xerxes made his explosive escape, and was flying, he heard something strange. "R-R-R-R-ROCK SOLID!" as Anaru erupted from down below, several shock waves coming off of his form as he approaches, still swinging his elbows behind him, to prepare his fists, along with using 'nail gun' to propel himself even better. as Anaru reached Xerxes in the air, he let out a laugh, his body mass expanding, as he prepared an intense punch, and with his other arm, he fired several Nail guns, to change his direction several times, to confuse Xerxes. now above Xerxes' body, Anaru sent his fist down towards his back.
Now I have to decide if I want to ruin Xerxes' time by screaming "ROCK SOLID" or go after the two that Jackal just gift wrapped for me, decisions decisions..
@dragonmancer oh, well..
I feel really bad right now, because Anaru is just chilling on the island that Jackal just jumped to.
I've got a big stupid grin on my face, I really want Anaru to leap into Xerxes' path and scream "ROCK SOLIIIDD" at his face, but not even i'm that cruel, or am I?
@LokiLeo789 Okay! let me just sign this contract with my blood, hey, wait a minute..why are all of these demonic artifacts everywhere? you aren't trying to take my soul..are you?
@LokiLeo789 i'd buy it.
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