Well, I guess now is a good time to drop Anaru's big boy post, hopefully @JmerlRobot doesn't just, make the tree grow giant hands to smack Anaru away, or something crazy like that.
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oh jeez, now the pirates are retreating, I dunno if I should make Anaru use his super duper pooper scooper secret technique.
I don't know, sounded like something Anaru would do accidentally. We all say thing we never thought we would, I guess gorrilla bodybuilder was another one. Good luck fighting a tree though, and giant one. @JmerlRobot got me scared.
- @LokiLeo789
That sadly really does sound like something Anaru would do, and yeah, i'll need good luck fighting a literal tree, especially because @JmerlRobot has some soul merge tree possession thing, I really don't wanna mess with that, but I feel like, Johnny and his reinforcements could do without a giant tree attacking them.
Wouldn't that injure Anaru. With wood gripping his feet so hard, couldn't he unwittingly spin his knees right out.
- @LokiLeo789
Who says the wood would still be on Anaru's feet by that point? never underestimate the stamina of Marine Gorilla bodybuilders, wow, I never thought i'd say that in my life.
@LokiLeo789 Yeah pretty much.
... I dont get it.
- @LokiLeo789
Anaru has one more named fighting style move, where he leaps in the air, uses Nail Gun to spin around like a drill, and then he just kind of, falls on people. (its a lot more impressive than it sounds, trust me.) so i'm gonna do that, on the tree.
What exactly is it?
- @LokiLeo789
Death from above.
Edit: the death might be Anaru's though, HOPEFULLY not, but uh, its risky.
Anaru's in a bad place, I dunno how he's going to get out of it, I mean, I have an idea, but its kind of a super over the top ultimate move, so i'll let other people do some posts before I drop it, because it is, really over the top.
well, that's not good for me.
So Dirk got pretty fucked up by Anaru even from an indirect indirect hit, but he's still alive and hopefully well-hidden. But man, if @JmerlRobot and/or @dragonmancer were here right now, it'd be a super awesome way for Dirk to not die like a bitch, if they both turned up. And for Fadel and/or Jackal to get some more action in, since they're both semi-inactive right now.
- @BCTheEntity
Well, if Anaru finds out you didn't die, he'd probably try to arrest you, he probably didn't realize that a giant tree club would kill you, seeing as how he is used to fighting Xerxes, and teleporting pirate sharpshooters.
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