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Honestly, I don't get the grief given to SAO when there's stuff like Mushoku Tensei where the MC actively lusts for underaged girls. And it's the most popular isekai in Japan.
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Reminder that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs are real.
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Also, it's kinda annoying going back and forth writing short replies since I got other stuff to do and that just interrupts my rythm.

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Myrtle Bramblewood

Sen Rynta — Wellspring Park


Myrtle smiled nervously, scratching her cheek with her index finger. "Y-yeah, good on me… and good on her too…" T-that's right! I'm not in the wrong here! She's in a better place now, with me! "H-hey, Azure. You're happy with me being your master, right?"

The maid tilted her head. "Yes. I am readonably happy. Though I would be happier if you would act more lady-like, Miss. For starters, you should wear longer dresses. I know you're an adventurer and all but whenever I see you wearing those short dresses, I can't help but worry you'll expose yourself."

Oh, thank God she's hap— Wait, what did she say about my dresses? Hey! It took me days designing all of them! I won't let you talk badly about them!

She wasn't a weaver herself, of course, but she had worked with a friend of hers who was one. She provided the funds and the design, commissioning them to actually manufacture the outfit.

She pouted at the maid, putting one hand on her hip, cocking it to the side. "Hmph, you don't have to worry. I know how to sit properly." After all, she already wore short skirts in real life.

The maid took a long, deep sigh. "It's not just that. You have to be careful with the wind as well. You know that today, I already caught a glimpse of your undergarments multiple times from it."

Hearing this, Myrtle's cheeks immediately reddened. "W-what?! You can't say that! And in front of a stranger too!"

"Ehem!"

Their conversation was interrupted by none other than the Belva youth. And he seemed to be quite annoyed, judging by his sharp gaze and folded arms.

He then told Myrtle that they should probably move the unconscious man somewhere else that wasn't in the middle of the road. And by them, he meant him, as he was already dragging the NPC on his own. He might be small but his strength certainly wasn't lacking.

Wow, that feels weird… watching a kid drag an adult like that.

Oops, can't call a Belva a kid. Especially since whoever is playing him, they are certainly not one.

She walked over to him once he finished with a smile. "Hey, why don't we exchange contacts? I'm a proficient alchemist. If you need anything, I can sell it to you at a discount." She winked. "And as people who are now stuck in this world, we should stick together."
Myrtle Bramblewood

Sen Rynta — Wellspring Park


Oh no, it doesn’t work!

Myrtle could only watch with exasperation as one by one, the adventurers she had made her passionate speech to left.

Aah, my charisma check failed! I knew I shouldn’t have done that!

In the end, only a small portion of them remained. And she wasn’t sure whether they were there because they agreed with her words or they were simply curious to see the conclusion to the incident.

And then the Titan woman spoke, insulting her heartfelt plea to the masses. How dare she!

"H-hey, I was just trying to help! I'm not like you who hit a man just because he stared!" Oh, she was not going to let her have the high ground!

The Titan woman then walked away, seemingly done with the conversation.

"Yeah, that's right! Keep running!" Myrtle smirked, folding her arms in a victory pose. She won the argument! Why else would she leave?

Now, only two men remained — the PC the woman argued with and the NPC who was still out cold on the ground.

"Hmm, you got a point." Myrtle tilted her head. "Well, let's test it!" She clasped her hands together and smiled. "We have a live NPC here after all!"

She walked over to the unconscious man and crouched, before shaking his body back and forth. "Hey, Mister! Wake up! You’re not dead, are you? Oh, please tell me you’re not! Or else I’ve been touching a corpse and that’s just… eww!”

“Miss, is something the matter?”

She looked up and saw that Azure had opted to approach her. It seemed she wasn’t content in just staying back and letting her mistress be involved in whatever situation was happening right now.

Oh, what an adorable, loyal maid! There’s no way she cannot be sapient! She acts like a real maid perfectly!

Myrtle stood up and rested her hand on her shoulder.

“Look! Here’s my maid, Azure! Azure, tell him that you’re perfectly sapient, just like me and him!”

The maid cocked her head to the side. “Excuse me, Miss? Whatever do you mean?”

“Sapient! It means you’re a thinking, knowing being! Look, just introduce yourself to him!” Myrtle pointed at the standing man. “Tell him your backstory while you’re at it! Your past before you work for me!”

The maid turned to look in his direction. She sighed. She had no idea what her mistress was thinking. Still, if it was her order, then it would only be proper for her to do it.

“Greetings.” She gave a curtsy. “My name is Azure. Azure McMillon. I was born as a daughter of a prostitute, before being sold off to a servant agency where I took my lessons in this occupation. When I was of age, and ready to work as a maid, I was purchased by my mistress here.”

Myrtle’s smile vanished.

Wait, what did she just say?

That backstory… that wasn’t in the game at all! And it was so dark too! She was born as a prostitute’s daughter and then sold off as a child slave by her own mother! And then I—

I… I…

Oh God…

I had bought a slave!

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Myrtle Bramblewood

Sen Rynta — Wellspring Park


“Out of the way! Out of the way, please! Hey, watch where your hand is going!"

Myrtle made her way through the crowd with some difficulty, owing to her small and thin stature. If she had to guess, there were about fifty adventurers or so there. Fifty PCs with the consciousness of their players. So whatever this was, it had to be really important. Perhaps it was the forming of a new guild, consisting of all the adventurers whose base were in Send Rynta. Yeah, that would be a great idea! Now that they all had been inexplicably put into this world as their characters, they really needed to stick together.

Only to find that it was an argument about a completely trivial thing.

Seriously? They're talking about that?

She rolled her eyes. She couldn't believe this, especially the Titan woman. She had just experienced a transmigration to another world yet all she cared about was an NPC ogling her.

Should she intervene? Maybe she should. This was definitely a bad start for their relationship with the natives. And since they were stuck here with them, that really shouldn’t happen.

"He's right. You shouldn't have done that to him."

Myrtle walked up to the large woman and looked her right in the eyes.

The woman was practically double her size, with her stomach being as tall as her. Not to mention her muscles as well. Her bicep was the size of her head. She could easily snap her like a twig.

And yet, she wasn’t afraid.

On her way here, she had accessed her status and inventory page. She was surprised they still worked but it could only mean that the logic of this world still followed the logic of the game. She could see her status as a max level weather mage. She could find her legendary staff unequipped, ready to be called upon whenever she needed it.

Now, she wasn’t a PvP savant or anything but she knew how her class functioned from top to bottom. She could execute her rotations and cast her spells even in the most dangerous situations. She might not be one of those weirdos either who would race to clear the newest, hardest content before anyone else but she had cleared every single one of said content, though it might take her months to do it. But she knew what she was — a competent player that could play both her combat class and her non combat class well. And so, even if she were to get into a fight, she was confident she could still remain victorious.

Not that they would get into a fight. The Titan woman couldn’t be that reckless, could she?

“Excuse me?”

“Yes, excuse you. You should’ve known better to attack that man. We have just been transported here yet you’re already causing trouble with the locals? Shame on you.” She shook her head in a sage-like manner. She then turned to the crowd and addressed them. “Hear me, adventurers of Sen Rynta. As a fellow adventurer like you all, and a resident of the city, I propose that we should be on our best behavior with the locals, or the NPCs as some of you call them. You see, they’re now unlike the programmed avatars that we encountered on our screens before we were transported here. They had gained intelligence and sapience of their own. And it would be beneficial for us that we cooperated with them instead of seeing them as merely vendors and questgivers.”

Whoa, that was quite the speech she just gave there. Still, someone had to do it, right? And she wasn’t the type that would just sit around, hoping others would do it for her.

She just hoped they would be receptive to her words.
Myrtle Bramblewood


Myrtle's eyes wandered all over as she made her way outside with her maid. Everything, down to the tiniest detail, was similar to the mansion she had in game. She had pictures of certain NPCs hanging on her walls, NPCs she was quite fond with when she did her story quests with them. She also had all sorts of expensive furniture, paid by the income she got from her potion-making venture. The marble floor was clean, so much so she could see her own reflection on its surface.

Ooh, this is amazing!

Opening the oaken door, her maid beckoned for her to hurry.

"Yes yes, I'm coming!" She hastened her pace.

The moment she stepped outside, she was greeted by a pleasant breeze. Her dress fluttered in the wind as she gawked at her surroundings.

Wow, this is it! This is Sen Rynta!

Sen Rynta — the floating city in the clouds. It was the city she had chosen to be her homebase. Who wouldn't? It was easily the most beautiful city out of all of them. When she had enough money to purchase a mansion in the city's upper class district, she did it in a heartbeat.

Beyond the entrance was a small plot of land acting as a garden. And further away was the front gate, leading into the city proper.

“Shall we walk or shall I fetch the carriage, Milady?”

“Umm, we’ll walk! This is a really nice morning! We shouldn’t be cooped up inside a carriage!”

Azure took the lead, with Myrtle following behind, still looking around in a daze, with the latter nearly tripping in the process, thanks to a stray vine that had grown in the cobblestone road she walked upon.

Hmm, now I wonder… if the game is now like real life, does that mean the cities are a lot bigger? I mean, a city can’t just be a couple of screens in real life after all…

Yep, I think I should just stick with Azure. I know how to get to the park from here but if the city’s layout has changed, that’s a different matter entirely.

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Myrtle's trip through the city was enlightening, to say the least. She learned that it wasn’t only her that was transported to this world. Other players of the game had been forced to be their characters as well. Some panicked, yelling at each other for the unbelievable event that had occurred to them. Others were a lot more joyful, quickly embracing their new bodies, with some of the females openly exposing and groping themselves out in the open.

Hmph, she scoffed. They were clearly guys who played female characters. And now that they had female bodies, they were free to fondle themselves as much as they wanted. She was normally okay with guys doing that but not when they did perverted stuff like this. Had they no shame? Since they were girls now, they should know better than to do that kind of thing in public!

Eventually, they arrived at the park. Normally, it was a popular place for players to AFK in, so she believed it would be the ideal place to scope things out. And sure enough, there were a horde of players there, forming a crowd in the middle of the green field.

“Azure, stay here for a bit.”

“Miss, aren’t we going to—”

It was too late for the maid. Her mistress had already run away, heading straight into said crowd.

A frown appeared on Azure’s face. At this rate, their food was going to get cold!
Mari Hasagawa


When the mist rolled in, Mari Hasagawa was in the middle of her morning class. The teacher, the affable Ms. Kanako, was busy writing her math equations on the board. As for Mari herself, she was also busy writing the same equations in her notebook.

At least, until her Digivice vibrated in her pocket.

She swiftly took it out and read the message on the screen.

Tch, why do they have to come in a time like this?

She raised her right hand. "Miss Kanako! I need to use the bathroom! May I be excused?"

A blush crept onto her face. This would never not be humiliating. She was already a senior highschool student. Everyone knew you should take care of your business beforehand like a grown young adult.

The teacher faced her, a teasing smile on her face. "Again, Ms. Mari? This is the third time this month. Perhaps you should lay off the soda a bit."

Soft chuckles and giggles came from her classmates.

Her face grew even redder as she gave a glare at their direction.

"Very well. You may leave. But try to return to class faster this time."

"Thank you, Ms. Kanako!" She gave a quick bow before making a beeline to the classroom door.

Once outside, however, instead of going to the restroom, she quickly descended the stairs and ran to the courtyard.

This fog… it really is happening again.

There, she took out her Digivice, held it near her chest, and shouted, "Come out, you stupid ghost! We got a job to do!"

A bright light fired from the device, manifesting a creature unlike any animals that had ever existed in this world.

A Digital Monster. Or a Digimon for short.

She still remembered that day when she first met him. She was lounging back on the living room, watching TV, when he suddenly came out of the screen and crashed onto her.

Before she could say anything, he immediately declared that she was her tamer and that he would follow her to the ends of the earth.

Chaos ensued. Mari ran for her life, thinking he was a ghost and a monster, which, in retrospect, was spot on in describing the Digimon. And thanks to his ability to phase through walls, no matter where she hid, she could not escape from him.

But, eventually, she calmed down and listened to his story.

It was then that her eyes were opened. She realized the existence of a different world, a Digital World, made by humanity's technological advancement.

She couldn't forget that. She refused to forget that.

And so, when the agents came, she decided to join.

"Hello, Miss Mari! Good morning! The weather sure is nice today, huh?"

"Are you blind?!" Mari yelled. "Look at all this fog! Your friends have come. Again!"

"Ooh, I see. I see." The Ghost Digimon moved his head back and forth. "Then hop on, Miss! Tell me where the big baddies are!"

Even though the creature was technically a ghost, it was still solid, enough that Mari could hug him and let him carry her to her destination. And thanks to the fog, no one would see them flying through the air.

The monster was big, almost as big as her. She could simply wrap her arms and legs around its body.

"Go to Akihabara. It's the closest from here."

"Akihabara, here we go!"

She braced herself, gritting her teeth as the monster took off.

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When they arrived, it didn't take long until she identified the problem.

A big, house-sized Kuwagamon roaring from a distance as it wandered through the streets of the district.

So far, no one had noticed its existence. The heavy fog had made the streets clear from the usual crowds that infested them.

Which meant it was still the prime condition to dispose of it.

Zero casualties. That was one of the motto drilled into her when she became an agent.

She descended, staring right at the giant bug monster without fear.

...Okay, that was a lie. There was fear. A lot of it.

But she remained strong. For her anger was bigger. She was angry that she was dragged off her school to beat this stupid bug.

Champion-level authorized. As the Digimon in front of her was a Champion, it was the perfect match.

She took out her Digivice and placed it near her chest once more.

“Ghostmon, Digivolve! Obey my command and transform into Wizardmon!”

A bright light fired from the device once more, this time enveloping the Digimon in front of her. She too was shining and a gust of wind seemingly came out of nowhere, making her long wavy hair and school uniform flutter wildly.

Digivolution. A power born out of the bond between the Tamer and her Digimon.

When the light receded, the ghost had transformed into a humanoid dressed like a wizard, just like its namesake.

Its size was still smaller than the giant bug in front of it. But it didn’t matter. She knew that he was more than a match for it.

“One minute. I want to see you defeat that thing in one minute.”

“Very well, Mistress Mari. Your command shall be done.”

The wizard attacked first, firing a lightning bolt spell towards the bug. It was his signature move and his most powerful spell.

The creature didn’t realize the attack was coming. It was still too disoriented by the sudden change of the environment it was suffering from. One minute, it was in a forest, the other, it was in this strange land filled with concrete.

Thus it received the full strength of the wizard’s attack.

It roared as half of its body was burned to a crisp. It quickly identified its attacker. Another Digimon. But there was another creature behind him? What was that?

It didn’t care. It screeched as it charged towards the pair, intending to swing its giant claws at the Digimon. And perhaps munching on the strange creature. She looked somewhat delicious after all.

Unfortunately, it never made it as its legs were locked in place by the ice the Digimon had conjured.

“Finish him.”

“Thunderbolt!”

The Digimon fired another lightning bolt.

And this time, it was powerful enough to disintegrate the creature’s body entirely.

Unable to maintain its consistency, it returned back into data, before disappearing completely. To where? Mari had no idea. Nor did she care.

“One minute to the dot. Good. You’re getting better at this.” Mari smiled, placing her hand on her Wizardmon’s shoulder.

“Now, let’s just hope that the others are already finished with their opponents as well. I would hate having to waste my time even more than I already am.”
Yasuho Tanaka/Myrtle Bramblewood


This is it! This is the day! Ooh, I'm so excited!

What day, you may ask? Why, the day for the new expansion of Emerald Odyssey, of course! I've been waiting for this day for so long you have no idea how excited I am right now!

Yasuho Tanaka was spinning in her room, her uniform skirt fluttering as she did. She had just gotten back from school and without even undressing, she booted up her PC with a kick of her foot.

As she waited for the boot-up to finish, she danced around, talking to herself in the process. It was what she always did whenever she got too excited. She needed to let it out of her system after all.

Only after she started to feel dizzy that she pulled her seifuku up her head and unzipped her skirt. Dumping both unceremoniously in the laundry bin, she sat on her lovely gaming chair and clicked on the icon for the game.

Perfect! It already updated by itself! Hehe, thanks to my genius that let it run all night yesterday!

Grinning, she clicked the Enter button.

The game loaded in an instant, shifting into the title screen with the logo for the game. She clicked log in, selected her character, and waited until the game finished loading.

Well, that's weird. No queues at all? On a release day?

And then, light enveloped her.







Huh?

She blinked.

Wait, what just happened?

She blinked again.

Her PC… it had disappeared, vanished into the void. There was now only a wooden chair in front of herself. Or rather, a dresser, as there was a mirror right above it.

Her eyes widened.

The face she saw in the mirror… wasn't her face in the slightest.

It was her character, Myrtle Bramblewood.

She yelped, her body leaning too much backwards that she and her chair fell.

"Miss Myrtle? Are you alright?"

She heard the sound of a door opening. Looking to her right, still upside down with her legs up in the air, she found that a maid was entering the room.



Her eyes widened once again.

That's Azure! One of my retainers!

In the game, players with sufficient funds could pay for NPC retainers to work for them. Azure was one of them. She dressed her up as a maid since it fit with the western mansion aesthetics that she used as her house.

"Miss Myrtle, how can you fall over like that? Here, let me help you up."

The maid bent over and lifted the chair back up. The weight of her mistress and the heavy chair didn't seem to bother her in the slightest.

"Hehe, thank you, Azure." Myrtle scratched her blushing cheek.

Wait, why am I talking so casually like this? I've been transported into the world of Emerald Odyssey! And my face! And this body! They all belong to my character, Myrtle Bramblewood! Somehow or the other, I have transformed into her!

Myrtle pinched her cheek. No dice. This really wasn't a dream.

She stood up to have a look at her new body better. Slim waist, flat chest, average height, pink hair — it really was the body of her character. It took her three hours to customize her appearance so there would be no chance she forgot how she looked.

She then twirled in place, her eyes locked to the hem of her short dress. Yep. This was also the outfit she had equipped for her.

"Milady, is something the matter?"

The voice of her retainer interrupted her thoughts.

"A-ah, nothing!" Myrtle smiled nervously. She couldn't very well tell her about this! Especially since she was supposed to be her!

The maid pouted. "I believe you need a rest, Milady. Shall we take a stroll outside?"

"Outside? Y-yeah, that's a great idea, Azure! We should do that!"

Myrtle praised herself for her swift thinking. Outside! Yes, she had to go there! She had to see if she really had been brought into the MMO world she loved!

"Very well, Miss." The maid smiled. "I shall pack a lunch and we can have a picnic together in the park." With a quick bow, she left the room, leaving me back with my own devices.

"Whew… that was… nerve-wracking… since when an NPC like her can act that intelligently?" She frowned. "Though if this is an alternate world of sorts, and not literally the world inside the game, that would make sense…"

She paced back and forth for a bit, squeezing her chin with her index and thumb.

Until she suddenly stopped and snapped her fingers.

"Well, time to look around this place! First, we'll start from this room!"

The place was big, a lot bigger than her room back in the real world. A large queen-sized bed was neatly tucked to the northwest corner of the room (if she were to assume the door was on the south). A grandfather clock stood proudly to the east, along with the dresser. A full bookshelf was placed to the north and a lit chandelier was hanging from the ceiling. There were two pairs of windows — one near the dresser and the other above the bed.

It was exactly like the bedroom she had designed inside the game.

A knock came from the door.

She jumped.

"Milady, I'm ready. We can depart now."

She turned in a flash. "A-ah, yes, excellent work, Azure! Let us depart then!"

She spared one last glance at the room before she left.

This was her room. No doubt about it. She imagined in her head that the room was to be used by her character when she designed it.

And now, it had become a reality.

Just what in the world was going on?
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