Man, this brings back memories. Wonder if I should join again with another pervy character. 
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Is the rioting and BLM brought up yet?
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Honestly, I don't get the grief given to SAO when there's stuff like Mushoku Tensei where the MC actively lusts for underaged girls. And it's the most popular isekai in Japan.
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Reminder that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs are real.
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@PKMNB0Y@Operator Luna
Unfortunately, the weather mage or culinarian was too preoccupied with her cooking to notice the hostile hobgoblins encroaching their camp. I'm fact, she was now bending over in the most unladylike manner over her roast, busy seasoning it to perfection. Anastasia stood beside her, with rumbling stomach and watering mouth.
In short, only the paladin's words alerted them of the incoming threat.
"Hmm?" Myrtle straightened herself and looked at the paladin. "What's wrong?"
She didn't answer. Instead, she ordered her to stay near and put the now cooked rabbit meat into her inventory.
"Well, if you say so." Myrtle gave her a confused look.
She carefully took out the still hot meat from her grill. Focusing her mind, she willed it to enter her inventory, and it immediately disappeared in a puff of light.
"Is something the mat—aaahhh!"
Anastasia's question was cut short as suddenly, a group of hobgoblins charged towards the party! Taking the poor girl completely by surprise!
"Myrtle!" She hugged her friend's arm.
"Y-yes, I can see them! Stand back!"
Wait, why am I saying that?! I'm still in my Culinarian outfit! I can't fight in this state!
As swiftly as she could, with trembling hand, she navigated her menu, desperately trying to change her class back to Weather Mage.
Leaving the Paladin to fight all on her own for now.
Myrtle Bramblewood
Sen Rynta — Windy Plains
Unfortunately, the weather mage or culinarian was too preoccupied with her cooking to notice the hostile hobgoblins encroaching their camp. I'm fact, she was now bending over in the most unladylike manner over her roast, busy seasoning it to perfection. Anastasia stood beside her, with rumbling stomach and watering mouth.
In short, only the paladin's words alerted them of the incoming threat.
"Hmm?" Myrtle straightened herself and looked at the paladin. "What's wrong?"
She didn't answer. Instead, she ordered her to stay near and put the now cooked rabbit meat into her inventory.
"Well, if you say so." Myrtle gave her a confused look.
She carefully took out the still hot meat from her grill. Focusing her mind, she willed it to enter her inventory, and it immediately disappeared in a puff of light.
"Is something the mat—aaahhh!"
Anastasia's question was cut short as suddenly, a group of hobgoblins charged towards the party! Taking the poor girl completely by surprise!
"Myrtle!" She hugged her friend's arm.
"Y-yes, I can see them! Stand back!"
Wait, why am I saying that?! I'm still in my Culinarian outfit! I can't fight in this state!
As swiftly as she could, with trembling hand, she navigated her menu, desperately trying to change her class back to Weather Mage.
Leaving the Paladin to fight all on her own for now.
@Operator Luna@PKMNB0Y
“I understand,” Myrtle smiled, putting one hand on Anastasia’s shoulder. “I won’t force you to do anything you don’t want.” But this just means I have to find a different supplier… oooh, I won’t be able to get my materials for cheap anymore!
“Exactly my point!” She patted her shoulder multiple times. “With this world now being our reality, I imagine being a culinarian would be even more important and profitable than ever!”
“Although…” She paused, tilting her head and folding her arms under her chest. “I need to buy a place for it first…”
Back in the normal game, there was no option for a player to open a restaurant. At least, not in the official sense. People would just roleplay using their houses.
I guess now you can buy whatever building you want, as long as you have the cash.
She opened her inventory, checking the amount of money she had.
Good! I still have around 100 million on the bank! That should be more than enough!
Agaue’s question brought her back to reality however.
“Huh?” She turned to face the paladin. “Well, you gotta buy a place for it first, right? Then you hire some waiters and chefs for it… Waiters could be NPCs most likely but chefs would have to be other players most likely. If my theory is correct anyway…”
That theory was, of course, that only players could produce really delicious food and dishes.
They then traveled a bit further into the wilderness, before Agaue suggested that they make camp, with Anastasia following with her recommendation for setting up a grill.
“Hmm? Make camp?”
Myrtle hadn’t realized it but the sun was rapidly sinking in the horizon. Night would come soon.
Speaking on that matter, how does the night and day cycle work in this world anyway? Is it just as fast as back in the game or is it like back at Earth?
“Great ideas, you two!” Myrtle smiled. “Although, like you said, I do hope we can just summon the grill like in the game because I certainly don’t have any grill nor the fuel for it in my inventory.”
She walked a few steps forward, before suddenly stopping in her tracks.
“Umm…” She turned backwards to look at the two girls bashfully. “How do you set up camp exactly?”
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In the end, Myrtle followed Agaue’s directions. She was tasked to set up the campfire (firewood courtesy of the Paladin) and cook the group a meal, using the rabbit meat they had just obtained.
To do that, however, she had to switch her equipment around to her culinarian set. After all, her mage outfit wouldn’t give her any stats relating to cooking. Thankfully, the quick change command seemed to still work.
“Hmm, let’s see… open this, open this, and then go here, and there!”
A flash of light covered her body, stripping her clothes from top to bottom. Then, another set of clothes manifested in place of it, which was a beige shirt, dark miniskirt, and a brown apron. And instead of a staff, she held a ladle instead.
In short, it was a look far more ordinary than before.
She then accessed her menu once more. Her eyes didn’t take long to find the button that would open the crafting menu for culinarian.
Well, here goes nothing!
She pressed it and with a poof, the grill appeared.
"It works!" She jumped with excitement.
She looked back at her menu. Scrolling through the list, she selected the recipe for a simple rabbit barbeque.
Only to find that it only listed the ingredients. There was no option to cook it.
Huh. I guess they want me to cook it manually. That's a bummer.
...Wait. Even though I don't know how to cook irl, I know how to do it here. I'm sure of it!
It was hard to explain the epiphany she just experienced. It was as if she just drew into memories and experiences she never had before. Just like when she cast her spells.
And so she began to work. She lit up the firewood Agaue had gathered before putting the grill above it. Instinctively, she knew just how much fire the dish would require and she made sure the firewood burned exactly as much as she wanted it to be.
Hmm, the required ingredients menu doesn't show anything about the oil or the spices. I guess technically you can have a grilled rabbit steak without any of those. I don't imagine it would cook that well though.
But these memories of mine… it tells me exactly how to make a five star rabbit meat dish.
...I see. So the quality range is much bigger now. Just like in real life.
She nodded sagely as she had a conversation with herself in her head.
Thankfully, she did carry spices and plant oil with her. Without hesitation, she utilized them in her cooking.
It didn't take long at all until the smell of cooked meat filled the camp.
And it was a delicious, mouth-watering one.
Myrtle Bramblewood
Sen Rynta — Windy Plains
“I understand,” Myrtle smiled, putting one hand on Anastasia’s shoulder. “I won’t force you to do anything you don’t want.” But this just means I have to find a different supplier… oooh, I won’t be able to get my materials for cheap anymore!
“Exactly my point!” She patted her shoulder multiple times. “With this world now being our reality, I imagine being a culinarian would be even more important and profitable than ever!”
“Although…” She paused, tilting her head and folding her arms under her chest. “I need to buy a place for it first…”
Back in the normal game, there was no option for a player to open a restaurant. At least, not in the official sense. People would just roleplay using their houses.
I guess now you can buy whatever building you want, as long as you have the cash.
She opened her inventory, checking the amount of money she had.
Good! I still have around 100 million on the bank! That should be more than enough!
Agaue’s question brought her back to reality however.
“Huh?” She turned to face the paladin. “Well, you gotta buy a place for it first, right? Then you hire some waiters and chefs for it… Waiters could be NPCs most likely but chefs would have to be other players most likely. If my theory is correct anyway…”
That theory was, of course, that only players could produce really delicious food and dishes.
They then traveled a bit further into the wilderness, before Agaue suggested that they make camp, with Anastasia following with her recommendation for setting up a grill.
“Hmm? Make camp?”
Myrtle hadn’t realized it but the sun was rapidly sinking in the horizon. Night would come soon.
Speaking on that matter, how does the night and day cycle work in this world anyway? Is it just as fast as back in the game or is it like back at Earth?
“Great ideas, you two!” Myrtle smiled. “Although, like you said, I do hope we can just summon the grill like in the game because I certainly don’t have any grill nor the fuel for it in my inventory.”
She walked a few steps forward, before suddenly stopping in her tracks.
“Umm…” She turned backwards to look at the two girls bashfully. “How do you set up camp exactly?”
----------
In the end, Myrtle followed Agaue’s directions. She was tasked to set up the campfire (firewood courtesy of the Paladin) and cook the group a meal, using the rabbit meat they had just obtained.
To do that, however, she had to switch her equipment around to her culinarian set. After all, her mage outfit wouldn’t give her any stats relating to cooking. Thankfully, the quick change command seemed to still work.
“Hmm, let’s see… open this, open this, and then go here, and there!”
A flash of light covered her body, stripping her clothes from top to bottom. Then, another set of clothes manifested in place of it, which was a beige shirt, dark miniskirt, and a brown apron. And instead of a staff, she held a ladle instead.
In short, it was a look far more ordinary than before.
She then accessed her menu once more. Her eyes didn’t take long to find the button that would open the crafting menu for culinarian.
Well, here goes nothing!
She pressed it and with a poof, the grill appeared.
"It works!" She jumped with excitement.
She looked back at her menu. Scrolling through the list, she selected the recipe for a simple rabbit barbeque.
Only to find that it only listed the ingredients. There was no option to cook it.
Huh. I guess they want me to cook it manually. That's a bummer.
...Wait. Even though I don't know how to cook irl, I know how to do it here. I'm sure of it!
It was hard to explain the epiphany she just experienced. It was as if she just drew into memories and experiences she never had before. Just like when she cast her spells.
And so she began to work. She lit up the firewood Agaue had gathered before putting the grill above it. Instinctively, she knew just how much fire the dish would require and she made sure the firewood burned exactly as much as she wanted it to be.
Hmm, the required ingredients menu doesn't show anything about the oil or the spices. I guess technically you can have a grilled rabbit steak without any of those. I don't imagine it would cook that well though.
But these memories of mine… it tells me exactly how to make a five star rabbit meat dish.
...I see. So the quality range is much bigger now. Just like in real life.
She nodded sagely as she had a conversation with herself in her head.
Thankfully, she did carry spices and plant oil with her. Without hesitation, she utilized them in her cooking.
It didn't take long at all until the smell of cooked meat filled the camp.
And it was a delicious, mouth-watering one.
@mattmanganon
Sorry, but I'm no longer interested in this rp. Thank you for everything.
Sorry, but I'm no longer interested in this rp. Thank you for everything.
@Izurich
Wait, that's what I thought. That's why I asked for the bio since I assumed the GM would be the one making the character.
I wasn't offering myself to play as the Chosen.
Wait, that's what I thought. That's why I asked for the bio since I assumed the GM would be the one making the character.
I wasn't offering myself to play as the Chosen.
Interested in this. Do you have a bio for the Chosen?
@PKMNB0Y@Operator Luna
“You can’t, huh?” Myrtle nodded sagely with her hands folded under her chest. “Yeah. You must be some sort of a sick person to be able to cut other humans that easily.” She then smiled. “Unlike you, of course!”
‘“But of course—” She continued, still with the same smile. “—animals, like you said, are a different matter. Especially the big, scary ones!”
Myrtle didn’t say it but she was very much excited on the prospect of throwing her spells at really big monsters like Behemoths or Dragons.
“Hmm, what I need? I don’t particularly need anything right now…” Her eyes wandered as she cocked her head to the side. “Well, if we’re talking about how I usually make my money, the materials I need would come from the high level zones far away from here. I don’t think we can teleport there anymore, meaning, we have to get there the usual way. The hard way.”
“Although…” She straightened herself, flashing another smile to the paladin. “Now that the game has become reality, people would want to eat good food. As in, delicious food, not just food that gives them high stat buffs. So, maybe, I’ll open up a restaurant of some sort?”
Their conversation was then interrupted by Anastasia, who had finished skinning her rabbit.
“Oh?” Myrtle looked at the rabbit meat. “Yes! I think I can use that! That would be a good starting test!”
She took the meat off her hands and then stored it inside her inventory. “Now!” She clapped her hands. “I just need a quiet place to start cooking! Preferably somewhere safe!”
Myrtle Bramblewood
Sen Rynta — Windy Plains
“You can’t, huh?” Myrtle nodded sagely with her hands folded under her chest. “Yeah. You must be some sort of a sick person to be able to cut other humans that easily.” She then smiled. “Unlike you, of course!”
‘“But of course—” She continued, still with the same smile. “—animals, like you said, are a different matter. Especially the big, scary ones!”
Myrtle didn’t say it but she was very much excited on the prospect of throwing her spells at really big monsters like Behemoths or Dragons.
“Hmm, what I need? I don’t particularly need anything right now…” Her eyes wandered as she cocked her head to the side. “Well, if we’re talking about how I usually make my money, the materials I need would come from the high level zones far away from here. I don’t think we can teleport there anymore, meaning, we have to get there the usual way. The hard way.”
“Although…” She straightened herself, flashing another smile to the paladin. “Now that the game has become reality, people would want to eat good food. As in, delicious food, not just food that gives them high stat buffs. So, maybe, I’ll open up a restaurant of some sort?”
Their conversation was then interrupted by Anastasia, who had finished skinning her rabbit.
“Oh?” Myrtle looked at the rabbit meat. “Yes! I think I can use that! That would be a good starting test!”
She took the meat off her hands and then stored it inside her inventory. “Now!” She clapped her hands. “I just need a quiet place to start cooking! Preferably somewhere safe!”
@BrokenPromise
Sorry, I think I have to bow out from this RP. I realize that I'm no longer interested in writing a post for my character.
Sorry, I think I have to bow out from this RP. I realize that I'm no longer interested in writing a post for my character.
Myrtle Bramblewood
Sen Rynta — Windy Plains
"Oh, nothing in particular," Myrtle replied with her easygoing smile. "I don't need materials from low level areas like this."
Meanwhile, Anastasia's gaze was locked on another rabbit, one that was still unaware of her presence.
"Anny?" Myrtle noticed her friend's serious expression.
"I think—I think I can take it on."
She opened her inventory and took out her leatherwork knife. Holding it tightly in her right hand, she slowly sneaked up on the creature before plunging it into its soft flesh.
The creature died instantly. And with barely any harm to its fur, skin, or horn.
"Whoa! That was hardcore, Anny!" Myrtle ran to where she stood.
The red haired girl turned around and smiled bashfully. "Oh, it's nothing. I just thought that with my low stat as a leatherworker, I can kill it safely like that."
“Nonono, I’m not talking about that! I’m talking about how you can just stab it with a knife like it’s nothing! Casting magic like me is one thing but actually using a real knife like that, I don’t think I can ever do it!”
Myrtle’s gaze then switched to the paladin. “How about you, Agaue? You can slash people with that sword of yours?”
Myrtle Bramblewood
Sen Rynta — Windy Plains
“Well!” Myrtle turned to the group and gave an awkward smile. “Let’s forget about that! We don’t really need ingredients from such a low-level opponent in the first place!”
This really is a problem though. With my stats and level, none of these monsters can stand a chance against even the weakest of my spells. I guess I’ll just have to downgrade my equipment.
Her gaze returned back to the rabbit. “Well, that’s odd. The corpse is still there. I guess it doesn’t despawn like usual anymore.” She walked over to it and poked it with her staff. “Yep, it’s a corpse alright. Don’t think any of it is usable though. Not with the damage I’ve done to it.”
She walked back to the group. “So, here’s some advice. You guys should downgrade the equipment you wear if you don’t want to just obliterate these small fries.” With a swipe of her hand, she opened her menu. “Hmm, let me see… do I have any low-level equipment here…”
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