HYRULE FIELDS: Hildibrand Manderville!
@propro@prince of seraphs@scarifaryoutubeonrepeat.com/watch/?v=obyMjE_cM..Alas! Able help came to the inspector, just as he had predicted! Grasped by a powerful set of limbs, Hildibrand smiled with joy beneath the dirt of the earth! Only to regret it, as he swallowed a worm in the process. Though that worm swallowing would be the last one, as Gaige had finally released him of his underground prison! With it, he was picked from the ground quite literally like a vegetable, and thrown to his buttocks with a SLAM!
"W- what on the earth?" The inspector called out, surprised when the strong, manly hands which saved him were not that of a strong, muscular gentleman, nay, A GentleLADY! tinged with the grime of a lower city, with beautiful hair and a spunky attitude! Her energetic speech, the way she ran away, reminded him oh so much of Nashu, his assistant! ... Wait ran away?
youtube.com/watch?v=eg8KKICLEnIQuickly climbing to his feet, his clothes in tatters from the meteor like impact he made, The inspector took a long look around him, noticing the incoming skeletons which started to approach him. But of course! He was being introduced to his brethren again! His dapper undead gentleman crew who looked after him for all those years! The man walked over to the skeleton like men, their bony dapper arms oiled no doubt for flexing! With it, he smiled at one, and spoke to it!
"My friends! No doubt you helped guide that fair lady to my position, just as was planned! I can always rely on my grew of undead gentleman to come to my aid whenever I require it! You are truly gentleman even in death, as you have proven time and time again! Many thanks to you! You are-"*CHOMP!*
youtube.com/watch?v=jjlRvQ1IuMMOne of the stalchilds had made a bite of Hildibrands very neck! ... He bit! And he bit! ... bit a little more, but nothing would happen! Hildibrand was perfectly fine, and not a single bite seemed to break his skin, the very endurance of a Manderville man was no match for skeletons of their power!
"Ah! You must be hungry my Gentleman skeletons! But as you may know I am not your meal! I was once undead like you lot, so tasting me would be pretty unsatisfactory! There are plenty of chicken in the fields! You may look to have a nice gourmand chicken dinner! That sounds more wonderful, no?"The skeleton refused to let go, and with absolute understanding, Hildibrand knew what it really wanted!
"Oh dear me, you're just wishing for an able companion on the road! Why, your bones must be so tired from walking all the way here! ... Speaking of here... Where am I?" Hildibrand asked, though the undead did not reply!
"Ah, too exhausted to speak! I understand!"Hildibrand walked off, and looked around with a skeleton still biting onto his neck, unable to deal significant damage to him, carrying him like a child on ones back, he smiled, picking up the treaty blade which had also landed with him, right beside the massive hole.
"Ah! There it is! Can't very well go anywhere dangerous without my trusty blade! I am an Inspector Extraordinaire after all!"It was then, Hildibrand spotted the ranch, along with what appeared to be the fair lovely lady who saved him, an equally lovely lady with green mint hair, and a young blunt weapon wielding gentleman beside her as well! Wonderful! Perhaps they would be able to assist Hildibrand in telling him where he had landed this time! And so, taking his new stalchild companion with him on his back, Hildibrand had walked towards them, much to their surprise no doubt!
"Greetings my friends! Pray tell me, i appear to be a bit lost! Would one of you mayhap be able to tell me where this location is? My undead friends seem to be too ecstatic about my safe landing that they can't speak up! Why, they're so overwhelmed with joy, they've lost all their skin! ... Oh but where are my manners!"How could Hildibrand not perform his signature movements before such beautiful gentle ladies and gentlemen! And with resounding strength, he posed! He flexed! He performed the one and only... MANDERVILLE POSE!
youtube.com/watch?v=AqTmMUdKlO4(( THEME TIIIIME!!! ))
"When the world lack the joy and bliss of a savior, A hero must save the day!"
"When a lady cries out for the help of her problems, a gentleman must needs oblige!"
"Not even death can stop an inspector! I shall solve all cases, even in death!"
"I am Hildibrand Manderville! Agent of Inquiry! INSPECTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE!"With resounding light, the treaty blade glowed, as did his masculine amazing body! Such a beautiful perfect structure, the undead on his back shrieked with joy! Or was it fear? Nay, it did not matter, as the skeleton jumped off him and fled, escaping, and fleeing back to its brethren! Unable to handle the might .... OF A GENTLEMAN OF LIGHT!
Finished with his masculine pose, Hildibrand waved the Skeleton goodbye and turned back to them.
"Ah, he must have had to go back to his dapper brethren! Never the less, he was getting a little tiring on my back! But let us not focus on that for now! My fair ladies, and my handsome gentleman! Where is this place, may I ask? I was all the way in Ishgard with my companions before I suddenly felt myself crash landing here! It's quite odd, and not a sign of Nashu in sight! How peculiar...!"