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SOLIDER Base; Deployment Dock Number Four


It has always been a hard sensation to describe to others. Not even his twin, who had been with him since conception, could truly understand this feeling. An odd sensation where “something” that is not of his own inundates him. It is sudden as it is fierce. All of the nerves in his body flared up like wildfire; every sense became so sharp that the word hypersensitive could not adequately describe the amount of sensory input that bombarded the brain with information. It was chaotic. The Commander could hear, see, smell, taste, and “touch” everything that no normal man could. Yet, there was clarity in the chaos. By the time the sensation melted away and he came to, he knew something was wrong… and, for once, it had nothing to do with Hal.

The Commander of the Sentinels was glaring at John even before he turned around to actually look at the newcomer’s face.

"Commander, I’ve been requested by President Rayne to join the group on this mission, just in case. I hope this is alright with you, sir. The President was quite impressed with my previous missions, and figured the group could use some experienced backup.”

Rene said nothing at first. He just continued to glare at the man in front of him. He had no evidence to support his suspicions: only his gut instinct. But his intuition has yet to fail him. Although he could not deny the fact that the chance of error increased depending on how he interpreted what his senses picked up. “No. I’m not ‘all right’ with it,” the giant finally said, “but it doesn’t matter how I feel about it, does it? You’re going anyways.” The tone in zher twin’s voice made Kimberly look at him, then quizzically at John.

Before an awkward silence had the chance to make the atmosphere really uncomfortable, Beatrice walked over to Hal and asked, “Hey, YOU, funny guy! Tell me a good joke?” out of the blue. Silence of the different variety descended upon the group.

This time it was Rene who put an end to the awkwardness. “Don’t you get it?” his giant hand placed itself on Hal’s back, “He IS the joke.”

“I think you skipped over the set-up.”

“I did? Oh, sorry, let me do it again.” Rene cleared his throat, “This man’s a SOLDIER.” Rene and Beatrice stared into each other’s eyes for a beat or so before Rene added, “You’ll have to look at Al, and I mean really look at Al, to get the joke. Cause he’s the punchline.”

Hal suddenly laughed out loud. “Oh, Ghost! You crack me up! Here’s a tip,” the scientist stuffed the Commander’s mouth with the last bit of dessert he had. “There. You got what you wanted. Now leave before you tarnish my already terrible reputation.”

Rene smirked a bit and started to walk out of the docks, bumping —oh so obviously on purpose— into John, before continuing to talk off without apologizing. “Good luck with the mission.” His voice dipped an octave, “You’ll need it.”

He could hear Kimberly in the distance calling out his name before and after zhe apologized to John for zher brother’s rudeness. He even heard zher food steps following him at one point, but he didn’t stop for zher: he had to follow John’s scent before it dulled completely.

It was hardly surprising that the scent led him to the President's Office so soon.


SOLIDER Base; Deployment Dock Number Four


‘Keep an eye on him.’ That was what Rene had signed on Hal’s back while they were bantering in front of Beatrice. Although the warning was appreciated, it was unnecessary: he recognized Rayne’s dog fairly early on. He even had a name to put to the face in front of him.

The average life expectancy of SOLDIERs was pretty short compared to the rest of the capital’s population —despite the various advantages that came with being a SOLDIER—, largely due to the ongoing war. SOLDIERs over the age of 35 were the minority, thus John Olsen (age 37) stuck out like a sore thumb whether he liked it or not. There are roughly two types of SOLDIERs who lived that long: the ones who would do anything and everything to survive and cowards —there was a third type too, but they were rare as unicorns: the ones forced to live on the basis that they were still useful in some significant manner to someone of importance. Not that that being ruthless or cowardly was a bad thing: a majority of the people under the government’s umbrella could be separated into similar categories: cowards who make others fight; the others who have no choice, but to fight to live; and the cowards who managed to avoid being chosen to be the other coward’s meat shield and sword... and did everything in their power to keep it that way. The world had a tendency of loosing the best of humanity too early, so ends up being dominated by what remained.

“Huh… Well then,” Hal said after the Faye twins left the docks, “we haven’t introduced ourselves have we?” He smiled at his two teammates, “As Funshine ingeniously deduced, my true name is ‘You Funny Guy,’ but people usually don’t believe me when I say that, so go ahead and remember me as Henri.”

He turned his head to look at John then realized something important: he didn’t think of a nickname for him. Then again, John wasn’t originally supposed to be part of the group, so Hal didn’t think he’d have to. Hal started to tilt his head back and forth in thought. He stared into the windows to John’s soul to search for something, but nothing that could really fit came to mind. This was going to be as hard as it was with James, maybe even harder. The longer he thought about it, the more his head started to hurt. Perhaps he should stop thinking, then? Best idea he had all day.

“Uh, you’ll have to forgive me, Mr. Olsen. I need more time to come up with a nickname for you.”


SOLIDER Base; Residential Quarters


Some people can look into another person’s eyes and tell what kind of individual said person is, but for those who lack such refined skills there is another, much easier, way to see what kind a person one is without directly interacting with them: look at their room.

Kimberly was standing in front of Hal’s room with the door open. Considering the amount of time the scientist’s protégés had, they did a good job: the pigsty had successfully transformed into a moderately dirty room with a lot of trash bags that were ready to be taken outside.

Dirty rooms, constant smiles both fake and real, the dark emotions that ran deeper than anyone could ever imagine. They were two different people, but they seemed to have more in common than the twins who were actually related to her.

Their mother smiled a lot, almost all the time, in fact. Even after their father’s death she kept smiling. That’s why everyone thought that she was okay. She was smiling all the time: that must mean she’s fine. She managed to take care of her children without any trouble and, more importantly, the twins were happy. ‘What a strong woman she is.’ ‘Nothing can crush her spirit.’ She tricked everyone, including the twins, and perhaps even herself. She was the greatest actress in the world, but her great and final act would not have been possible if any of her adoring fans had noticed the signs. All it needed to take for the whole act to crumble was for one person to see the one difference. The twin’s mother may have been good at keeping up appearances, but there was one room in the house that had drastically changed after her husband’s death: her room. Each day, it got dirtier and dirtier. She kept smiling, but she stopped caring about herself. No one can last long with such mentality. And she didn’t.

Something about Hal’s room, reminded Kimberly of zher mother’s. It was the kind of messy that felt more like self-mutilation. It is why zhe knew that simply cleaning his room, scolding him about it, would not change anything: trash would start to pile up once again. No matter how hard or how many times they reset everything, to start a new, he would never truly forget why his room got this bad. Or perhaps Kimberly was overthinking things: seeing stuff that wasn’t there and giving meaning to things that were meaningless.

Kimberly snapped out of the thought when zhe heard someone calling zher name. “What are you doing here?” Haziq asked the head doctor.

“I tried… and obviously failed… to catch my brother.”

Haziq stared at the doctor, suspicion colored his expression, but when zhe would not say anything more, he simply “accepted” zher explanation.

“Why are you here?” Kimberly asked.

“I came back to finish up what I can before I head back to my actual work.” Haziq smiled at Kimberly, “Do you know how many people seem think that my job is to baby sit Henri? It’s staggering, really. Believe it or not, we’re not getting paid for cleaning his room.”

“That might be true, but you wouldn’t be cleaning if you didn’t care, right?”

Haziq’s smile twitched ever so slightly before it weakened, “I suppose.”

Zhe noticed, but returned Haziq’s earlier generosity by not prying. Instead, zhe offered to help throw out the garbage; a request, which regained Haziq’s smile instantaneously.

The two walked into the room; Haziq, to continue cleaning, and Kimberly, to grab some filled trash bags. The doctor waltzed over to the first garbage bag in sight and smiled slightly when zhe saw it was full of paper; more specifically, paper with Hal’s writing all over it. They were torn into pieces, but zhe still recognized Hal’s neat handwriting and occasional hand drawn diagrams. Kimberly had read the man’s reports before and zhe had heard of the mixed reviews concerning them. The number one complaint from the elitists was that Hal’s papers were long winded with so much content that could have been cut out from the paper entirely. Interestingly, the content what could have been cut was what made Hal’s paper more popular among the casual reader. As far as Kimberly could tell, Hal’s scientific essays were always written for the average person. His paper became full of “unnecessary fluff,” because he wrote using simple words and when the use of a jargon could not be avoided, he would always take the time to explain what that terminology meant.

Aside from that, the papers were well organized and easy to read for what it was, even by the elitist’s standards. As one critic said it best, Hal wrote in a way that no reader would ever be left behind. Understandable when taking Hal’s upbringing into consideration and a thought that Kimberly shared wholeheartedly: everyone, regardless of their background or age, should have a chance at education. It was comforting to see that this had not changed.

“Kimberly.” The voice that called for zher attention was too flat to be Haziq’s, but when zhe did look away from the papers, he was the only one in the room. He smiled and redirected Kimberly to another pile of garbage bags, “I’d like you to take these out.”

Kimberly picked up the trash bags that Haziq wanted thrown away, but couldn’t wipe away the uncomfortable feeling that zhe just had. Zhe was too focused on the handwriting rather than the actual words to notice anything. Did zhe see something zhe wasn’t supposed to?
Uh, I guess Hal can jump in the bandwagon too if awkwardness is point? In fact, why don't we just have everyone hit on Kain as if he was made out of pure axe body spray to bring the awkwardness to the next level. Hellis will never have to worry about nobody hitting on Kain ever again XD



Edit: Oh, also
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… *Looks at Wade Wilson*



JJ approves.

SOLIDER Base; Council Room


“Henry, by God, when was the last time you used some fucking soap. . . or even showered? I swear, every time I'm around you, I feel like I need to wear a damn nose plug.”

Hal turned to the man with crimson eyes. James Lockehart was his name, although Hal has not called him James or Lockehart in a very long time. Not because Hal had forgotten the man’s name or even because they have never been properly introduced to each other, but because, to Hal, James Lockehart was “Sparkles.” Even Hal who chose the sobriquet acknowledged that “Sparkles” was a nickname that did not particularly fit James’s image; it was, in fact, not Hal’s first choice. He was initially going to choose something that matched James’s vampiric mien —Dracula, Batman, Vampi, Bloody-Broody, Ashes, or something along those lines—, but then, after the most trivial debate about the types of vampires depicted in various entertainment and which one should be crowned the king/queen of vampires, Hal realized that if James were to be a vampire, he’d be pretty enough to “sparkle” in the sunlight. Hal wouldn’t say this out loud, of course. He already made plenty of people upset by merely mentioning the sunlight-twinkling vampire; James might do more than be upset. Hal would rather not become a mummy, thank you. Although, based on how difficult it was for James to stand in the same room as Hal, an attempt at getting any amount of blood or organs out of his body might just turn James into ash. That’s how the vampire looked at the scientist: like he was made purely out of garlic and/or wild roses. Hal hoped it was the latter, no matter how unlikely it was.

“Is this your way of telling me I smell like roses, Sparkles? I literally took a shower less than 2 minutes ago.” It turned out, however, that it was not how James told others that they smelled like roses, a fact confirmed by Matthias’s request.

“Alright Hal, let's have a deal. I'll cook something special after this and have champagne to top it all off but,” when Matthias paused, Hal started to feel kind of bad as he watched the younger man combat the force that dominated the air —also known as Hal’s smell. “You need to tidy yourself first. I'll allow you to borrow any soap I possess as I have an assortment of them. You may even want to consider on owning one but that's up to you.”

Hal sniffed himself, but could not smell anything. Then again, he was the one living in what Athene had dubbed a pigsty; the stench probably seeped into the core of his very being. In which case, it was too late for Hal, but if it would make Matthias and James breath a little easier, he’d take a second bath. Plus, food made by Matthias. Win, win. There was, however, one little problem.

“I might need to borrow more than your soap assortments. I’ve been exiled from my own place. Unless you can convince judge Perth and Ramirez, I don’t think I can use my shower legally.” Hal smirked at Matthias, “I don’t have money, so it’d be pro bono. Wanna represent me, Lawyer?”

“Lawyer,” how original. He really needs to give Matthias a new name. Unlike, James, Hal had never actually called Matthias anything other than “Lawyer.” The name, simply stuck since the first time he said hello to Matthias. Not that “Hey, aren’t you that lawyer who killed that vice mayor on TV? I remember watching that! Terrible way to start the morning, by the way. Then again, I guess you had a sh*ttier day than me. Ahaha!” was the most appropriate “hello” he could have said to the newcomer.

Before Hal could hear Matthias’s response, Hal felt something slam right into him, punching out any air he had in his lungs. That something was Evangeline. Hal wondered where the lass was. It seemed like Athene and Haziq came to Hal’s room because the blonde asked them to, but neither of his ex-protégés gave him the chance to ask where exactly Evangeline went. They’ve known each other for so long, it didn’t feel like the day started without seeing her.

After some of their usual high-energy banter, their giant commander scolded them as if they were rowdy children disrupting class —not that the comparison was inaccurate— so they promptly took a seat. Hal tried to pick a seat farthest away from the others, especially those who were sensitive to Hal’s smell, to decrease the chances of someone fainting from lack of oxygen, but when he did, Evangeline sat right next to him. He wondered if she’d be okay, but she looked like she didn’t care, so he decided that he would only care as much as she did.

Before the debriefing began, Hal looked around the room to see who was there and noticed the President across the room. Hal’s eyes narrowed at the man’s presence, but he did nothing more beyond that before turning his head away.

Hal listened to the debriefing with little to no interest. At one point, the scientist had pulled out a pen from his pocket and started to play tic-tac-toe on the table. After he lost to himself about eight times, Bubbles also joined the game. The only time he looked up was when the President interrupted the meeting.

“You will put down any of these rebels that you come across, that is a direct order from me. I will not tolerate these SeeR to infiltrate Galbadia and I will not give them a chance to slip away. Fail to locate and dispose of them will result in a punishment that will befall upon you,” the President shot a piercing glare to each and every SOLDIER in the room. During that moment, there was split second where the President and the scientists locked eyes. Within that split second, Hal’s brained started to get into high gear, imagining, calculating, formulating hypotheses on the 101 ways to annoy the heck out of Rayne Morgenstern with the resources, or lack there of, he had at his disposal. Within that split second, his mind selected on gesture and Hal executed it. Hal kissed the air and winked in the President’s direction, mockingly. Based on his disgusting expression, the President got the message and by the time the man turned to face the Elite, he was angrier than ever, “And you.”

Hal might have snickered at the President’s displeasure if Evangeline hadn’t grabbed onto Hal so hard her fingers started to dig into his skin. He didn’t stop her, or even respond to the pain, when she did, however. Instead, he smiled at Evangeline and jokingly said, “Oh, just ignore Rayne.” His voice emphasized the name Rayne, reminding the blonde that the man was no one other than the President, “He’s just IMSing.” She didn’t respond; she probably didn’t hear a single word he had said. So he did the next best thing to calm her down by touching her arm with his free hand and gave it a light squeeze, “Breathe Bubbles, he can’t hurt you.” Seeing that he did the gesture only a few moments before the debriefing was over, it was difficult to tell if one or the other —possibly both— helped, but when the council was adjourned, Evangeline regained her energetic self.

Hal watched the woman jump about like a child excited for the upcoming trip before he walked over to Matthias with equal enthusiasm, but for vastly different reasons. His eyes glittered with anticipation just like a dog would at the promise of food. He grinned.



SOLIDER Base; Deployment Dock Number Four


“Are you not taking this mission seriously, or do you have a death wish or something?”

Hal was stuffing his face with the food Matthias had so graciously provided him at dock number four when the twin Commanders came over to him. The scientist glanced down at his breakfast. “I’m pretty sure Lawyer doesn’t hate me enough to kill me just yet… Unless he thought I stink so much that he decided the world would be better without me. Or maybe I’m going to die from the food being so good… Huh… not a bad way to go.”

Rene rolled his eyes and stole one of Hal’s desserts as he sat down next to him. Ignoring Hal’s protests, the giant took a good bite out of the sweet, “I’m talking about your stuff. Why aren’t you wearing armor and where’s your stuff, in general? Don’t tell me you’re going on this mission wearing civvies and bringing nothing else?”

"I have been forbidden to enter my realm. Not even the mighty warrior of justice could help me take it back." Afraid of any more of his food being stolen, Hal moved his breakfast farther from Rene’s reach, “Weeeeell, even if I did, I still wouldn't have equipped the armor. You know that if I wore anything heavier than cloth, I’d faint from fatigue before any battle started.”

“You say that as if you’re planning to fight.”
“AHAHAHA! Oh, Ghost, you’re such a comedian!”
“Yeah, I thought that was a good one too.” Rene threw the rest of the dessert into his mouth, “But really, where’s your armor?”

Hal stood up slowly as his eyes looked into the distance. Leaning on the most convenient object near by, he began to sing, “Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high. There's a land that I heard of once in—… Hey! Hey! Hey! Get your hands away from my food! They’re mine!”
“Then just answer the f*cking question, you jackass.”
“I don’t know where that thing is. I misplaced it the day I got it.”

“Of course you’d loose it the first day it’s assigned to you.”
“It can literally be anywhere. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was taken by the great civilization Verts Gris.”
“I’m… going to regret asking what you’re talking about, aren’t I?”
“I don’t think so? Maybe? Well, at least you’ll know why Athene is pissed off?”
“Because of you?”
Hal contemplated on how to retort the comment, but ultimately gave up on the idea entirely, “Okay, yeah, because of me.” Hal sat back down, “To answer the question you technically haven’t asked yet, Verts Gris is the name I gave to the bacteria colony that’s been growing behind the dresser.”
“I thought your room was cleaned four days ago.”
“It was.”
“How are there bacterial colonies growing already?”
“Magic!”
“Or?”
“Or, I found and cultivated a bacterial colony for study.”
“Ah, yes. ‘Found.’ Learn to clean your own damn room, Al.”

Kimberly, who had been quiet the entire time, spoke up, concern written all over zher face and ever present in zher voice, “Dr. Rainer… you… should take better care of yourself.”

At first, Hal wasn’t sure what the doctor was talking about then he realized that zhe was talking about his room. “Oh? I think I spoil myself more than most people.” Hal smirked, “Spoiled. You know… spoiled? Like… the stuff in my room? Eh? Eeeeh?” Hal tried not to snicker at his own joke, waiting for Kimberly to smile. Zhe did no such thing. Zher expression did not change, if anything, it felt as if zher mood got even gloomier. The pun was bad as the ones Rene would say on occasion, yes, but the problem laid somewhere else.

Kimberly opened zher mouth to say something, but after a moment of consideration Hal noticed that zhe decided to say something else, “You need to treat yourself better than this.” Hal rubbed the back of his neck, uncomfortable of how seriously Kimberly was worried about his filthy room.

“Rainer!”

The group of three turned their heads to the source of the voice. Athene and Haziq were walking towards them with boxes occupying their hands. In addition to the unknown boxes, Athene had an electronic clipboard and Haziq was holding a bag.

Rene was the first one to greet them, “They live!”

Haziq smiled, “Barely. We had to fight our way out of that place.”
“Let me guess! You were attacked by the great civilization Verts Gris?”

The two scientists exchanged quizzical looks at each other, “What?”

“Shhhhhhhh!” Hal cut in, “Verts Gris is supposed to be our little secret!”
“Really? Sorry, man. Ignore what I said then.”

Athene gave a particularly dirty look at her old mentor. Convinced that she’d do more than just glare at him if he let the silence continue, Hal quickly changed the subject, “So! Seeing that you guys are here, does that mean I can return to my room?”
“No.” Haziq said.
“Aww...”
“We brought you gifts!”
“YAY!”

Haziq smiled as he gave Hal a full traveling bag, “To start off, here’s you’re stuff. We only packed what we thought you’d need during the mission.”
“Thanks. I feel like it would have been a lot faster and easier if I went into my room and packed the bag myself, but thanks.”
“Oh, oh,” Haziq opened one of the boxes and fished out a familiar bottle. “And don’t forget this. Remember to keep record of—…” Haziq watched Hal take the bottle and chuck the expensive drug as far as he could while booing. “You ASS!” Haziq said as he ran off to the side retrieve the prescription bottle.

Athene was waiting for Kimberly to verify the list of medical supplies when Hal threw the bottle off into the distance. She glared at the man and crossed her arms, “What’s the matter with you? You know how valuable medicine are these days?”
“That’s why I threw it over there and not outside. You know, like a reasonable adult.”
“A mature individual wouldn’t have thrown it anywhere.”

Haziq came running back to the dock with the bottle in hand, “Found it.”

Hal smiled and reached for the bottle, “Good boy! Now let’s see if you can catch it again.” Before Hal’s fingertips could even touch the plastic, a mist of air freshener attacked him from the side.

“Haziq! Quickly! While you still have the chance!” Athene shouted as she continued to spray Hal mercilessly with the air freshener. While Haziq ran over to the head doctor, Hal screamed, “You cursed woman! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh....” The man felt to the ground and lay there motionless with his tongue hanging out.

Rene glanced over at Hal’s breakfast, “Does this mean I can have the rest?”

“Oh, hell no!” Hal jumped right back onto his feet to go defend his breakfast.

While zher twin brother attempted to take what remained of Hal’s breakfast, Kimberly inspected the medicine bottle. Zhe looked up when Haziq called zher name, “Dr. Faye, is everything all right?”
“Yes, everything is all right. Everything seems to be in place.”

Athene walked over to the group, “Except that we can’t rely on that insufferable man-child to take the medication.”

Kimberly gave Athene a soft smile, “I have already contacted Miss Young on the matter, Dr. Perth. She will make sure that the individuals in need of medication will receive them when they are needed. As this team’s medic, it will be her responsibility to keep records her team member’s mental and physical conditions. She will be providing periodic updates on the SOLDIER’s status. Including whether or not someone does not take their medicine.”

Athene turned around to see that Hal and Rene’s tiff over food turned into a full-on hand-flailing scuffle. She sometimes questioned why she even tried putting up with her old mentor. “I wonder if I should give Young a box of air fresheners.”
“Why? Evangeline’s will be there. He wouldn’t be able to skip bath time even if he wanted to.”
“I mean, for when he has to take his medication. I have a feeling he’s going to give her a hard time.”
“Nah, I wouldn't worry about it. Quill could totally whip Henri into submission.”

SOLIDER Base; Residential Quarters


Far from the morning hustle and bustle, two figures were standing silently in front of a particular door with grim expressions. “A-are you sure about this?” the young man asked the brunette next to him. Her eyes were staring at the door that separated them from the room’s resident. “He hasn’t come out of his room yet. We have to get him out of there.” Her expression softened for a moment, “Besides, I promised Evangeline that I would.”
“I know, but--…”
“Haziq, you don’t need to go in there with me. I can do this by myself. Just wait out here… just in case--…”
“No, Athene! I can’t let you do this alone! I’m… I’m coming with you.”
“Are you… certain?”
“Yes. I am. We’re in this together.”

The two scientists looked into each other’s eyes and nodded to one another before turning their full attention to the door in front of them. Athene took in a deep breath as her hand reached over and placed itself onto the handprint scanner. Within a few seconds the lock light on the door turned from red to green. She glanced at her partner, “Are you ready?” No. He wasn’t, but neither was she. There was, however, no point in prolonging the inevitable. So Haziq nodded and Athene pressed the button to open the door.

When the door slid open, the two could almost see the stench flooding into the hallway. Athene was pretty sure she had fainted when foul smell stimulated —and probably burned off— her smell receptors, yet the smell was so bad that it snapped her back to consciousness as quickly as it made her unconscious. Haziq, on the other hand, was so overwhelmed by the feeling of nausea that he not only felt like regurgitating everything he ate this morning, but also vomit out his entire digestive system. It was through sheer willpower that he didn’t do either.

Athene pinched her nostrils closed, “Are you okay?”
“Pretend I said yes.”
“Last chance to turn back.”
“I said we’re in this together and I meant it… But I’d also greatly appreciate it if we could get this over with as soon as humanly possible.”
“Agreed.”
With the knowledge that breathing through their nose was a terrible idea, Athene and Haziq ventured deeper into room —far enough that the door automatically closed behind them, cutting them off from the rest of the world.

Aside from the tiny lights emitting from a number of machines, darkness dominated the room; if objects had not melted into the abyss, they were shadows that were impossible to correctly identify where there was little to no lighting. One of the first things the scientists tried to do was turn the light switch on, but when they did finally find the switch —after a good amount of fumbling— it had failed to produce any light. “Damn it Rainer,” Athene cursed her old mentor for not changing the burnt out light bulbs. Sighing, she began to guide her way to where the window should be with her colleague right behind.

On their way to the window, something in the darkness moved. The scientists froze, unsure what it was. “Henri?” Haziq offered. Silence. Haziq broke away from Athene to take a closer look at the thing, only to stumble on something he could barely see. “Let me open the window before we trip over something and break our necks.”
“Don’t you know what happens in horror movies when people split up?”
“We’re in the same room.”
“It still counts.”
“Good thing we’re not in a horror movie then,” Athene said as she continued her quest for the window. When she finally did get to the window, she pressed a button, which began to lift up the heavy-duty roller shutters outside. Slowly but surely, sunlight found its way into the dark room, revealing what was once hidden from their eyes —and perhaps should have remained a mystery. Calling the room “messy” would an understatement; the room was a disaster: all sorts of things where scattered on the floor—including, but not limited to clothes that never found its way to a closet or washing machine, empty containers that should have been in a garbage bag, garbage bags that should have been taken out long ago, and perishable items that were starting form colonies of microorganisms and were also the prime culprit to the stench in the room—, paper with writings on them covered almost every inch of the wall, and piles of files, books, and more paper formed a mountain range that made the room feel smaller that it actually was.

Meanwhile, Haziq managed to find his way to the thing he thought saw moving. There, sitting at the desk, was a figure with his head on the surface, in a puddle of dark liquid that dripped off the table. Haziq’s breath caught in his throat. He rushed towards the figure, shaking it once he was in arm’s reach. The young man’s face paled when his eyes had enough light to see what the dark liquid was. “O-oh no! No!” the man shook the figure more fiercely, just enough to make the figure stir from it’s slumber. It groaned and moaned before looking up at Haziq. For the first time since he entered the room, he saw how serious the situation was —that a “very serious crime” had been committed— and Haziq let out a shriek. The noise was so sudden and ear piercing, the figure —a man as it turns out— screamed like a little girl in response. Although Athene initially jumped at the noises two grown men were making, one annoyed glance at them was all she gave to them before she opened the window to let some well-needed fresh air into the room.

“HOLY CRAP! YOU LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF SH*T, HENRI!”
“THANKS! GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO!” the man who Haziq called Henri, but also known as Hal, paused for a moment before screaming again, “WHY ARE WE YELLING?”
“Because you’ve committed a serious crime, Henri. I can’t believe you did this!”
“Huh? What? What did I do this time?”
“Oh, playing dumb are we? Then tell me that’s not the silk shirt we gave you last year!”
Hal looked down at the shirt the younger man pointed out, “It… might be?”
“What’s that stain?”
Hal sniffed his shirt, “Coffee?” He turned to look at the black liquid was all over his desk. “Coffee,” he confirmed before jumping out of his chair to repeat what he had just said, “COFFEE!? Ah, sh*t!” Hal quickly picked up his coffee drenched paper work and scrutinized each loose leaf, hoping that one of them might be salvageable. Alas, the world was not kind enough to give a damn.
“Screw the papers! Take off that shirt, right now, you fiend! I might still be able to get the stains off! You know how expensive this was?”

“It doesn’t matter,” Athene cut in, “why were you not up already, Rainer? Didn’t you hear the announcement?” Hal stared at his ex-protégée with a blank expression. “You didn’t hear it, did you?” Hal shook his head and she sighed. “You and a number of other soldiers were summoned to the Council Room. It seems like you have a mission. Hurry up and get ready.”
“You mean I have to do actual SOLDIER work? Ewwww!”
“Shut up and get ready. You’re going to be late if you don’t hurry.”

Hal groaned, “Oh fine.” He picked up his glasses and started to navigate his way out of his room before Athene’s cold voice reached his ears, “Stop.” He halted in place and turned around, “Yes?”
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“You just told me to go to the Council Room.”
“I said get ready.”
“I am?”
“No you’re not.”
“Yes I am.”
“Take a shower. Put clean clothes on. THEN leave.”
“Its just Rayne, right? The silk shirt might be over dressing for the occasion, but it does have a nice coffee stain on it.”
“It’s not just the President so go clean yourself and the shirt isn’t the only thing that has a coffee stain on it. Also, you may not have noticed, but Haziq is getting teary eyed. Give him the shirt so that we don’t have to see him actually cry. We both know it’s not a pretty sight.”
“Hey, I am no where near an emotional break down just yet!” Haziq retorted. All Athene had to say was “Expensive branded shirt. Brown stain. Eyes. Starting.” and Haziq was already on the brink of a sobbing. She smirked at Hal as he glared right back at her.
“You’re a terrible person.”
“Anything to get it my way. Now hand over the shirt and go clean yourself.”

Shaking his head, Hal made quick work of the buttons of his shirt and passed the overpriced clothing to Haziq. His ex-protégé frantically grasped at the silk cloth, which apparently granted Haziq magical hurdling powers since he jumped over the book mountain ranges to catch it midair and was out of the room in a matter of seconds, just to save the precious shirt. Athene just barely had time to request Haziq to bring extra trash bags and a ton of air fresheners in time before he was out of sight and out of earshot.

“If he likes the worm spit shirt so much, I should probably just give it to him.”
“Silk.”
“Silk worm spit.”



With great confidence Hal can state that the military is not his true calling, but if there was one thing he learned from this life, it was how to military shower: he was in and out of the shower in three minutes. As he was changing into the cleanest clothes —well, truthfully, even while he was in the shower— he could hear Athene complaining about how dirty the room was as she was doing her best to clean said room. “I honestly don’t get how you can stand living in this filth. Really, Rainer, when is the last time you cleaned this place up?”
“The last time Bubbles cleaned it?”
“And when was that?”
“Uh… Hmm… four days ago, I think?
“Your room became this dirty… in four days?”
“Ahaha! I know, funny, right? I think it’s a talent.”
“No wonder Evangeline asked us to check up on you.” There was a moment of silence before Athene yelled, “Gods damn it Rainer! What the f*ck is this!?” Confused, Hal hastily buttoned up his last piece of garment before walking back to his room. Athene was waiting for him holding a moldy sandwich, “WHAT IS THIS!?”
“Oh, so that’s where my lunch went.”
“From when!?”
“Uh… three… four days ago?”

This man. This man was going to make Athene’s head explode one day. The brunette messaged her temples, “I can’t believe, we can’t trust a full grown man to live on his own for even four days.” She took a deep sigh before glancing at the time. Her ex-mentor had little time to waste, “Whatever. It’ll have to be a discussion for later. For now, get your butt out of here. If you run, you might make it in time.”
“But what about breakfast? It’s the most important meal of the day!”
“And you have no one else to blame, but yourself for missing it. Now go! Shoo!” Hal made no attempt to leave, however. Instead, Athene caught Hal’s eyes glancing down at the garbage bag where she had tossed the sandwich in. Her eyes narrowed and her gut told her to slap the first thing that came close to her. When Hal’s hand reached for contents in the bag, she was ready.
“Ow!”
“Seriously?”
“What? It’s totally eatable! I just have to pinch out the moldy bits.”
“No. You know how fast mold spreads and you know it can be anywhere even if you can’t see it.”
“I’ve eaten worse.”
“I don’t care. You’re not eating moldy sandwiches under my watch.” Her finger pointed directly at the door, “Now leave! Be gone! Korfred’s at the meeting; try begging him for food! Just go and don’t come back to this pigsty until I say you can!”

The name of the ex-lawyer was enough to make the hungry 33-year-old man’s face light up with childlike glee, “Lawyer’s there? Why didn’t you say so!?” Hal dashed out the room without looking back. He sprinted down the halls, up the stairs, and straight to the Council Room. The the first thing that came out of his mouth when he slammed open the door was, “Lawyer! Feed me!”
@RocketteThank you Rockette~! Good work, as always :D
@JJ Doe

You only say that becouse you are afraid he will poison the water.

Kefka knows what I am talking about..

Uh................................. No? I have no idea what you're insinuating.
I agree with Kefka.


Hal! We've been busted! She knows who you are! Run while you can! RUN! RUUUUUUN!

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