@Fractured@Dark Cloud Thankfully, I refreshed the page before my original post, because Alna's intervention may have stopped Collin from dying on his particular hill. XD
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*A real chunk breaks off from the ceiling and craters at your feet*
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Misty, m'dear please don't destroy my castle.
*I ask kindly.*
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*Rolls my eyes and waves my finger, reversing the rock's trajectory and restoring it to its former state*
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Thank you very much.
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*Shrugs and materializes a cup of wine inside a plastic cup decorated with a protruding cartoon bunny rabbit*
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*Maintains a cheerful smile while the field of vision in the room narrows, zooming into my face, while the floor falls away into a burning abyss of sulfer*
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*Shakes my head, not letting my expression drop*
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I might be the most powerful being in the room yet, I will warn you from personal experience.
*I place a hand on your shoulder as I get up to poke at the fireplace.*
Do not anger Misty.
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You guys will regret letting her rest when the true Scot within her awakens once she gets up.
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*A letter T with long flowing hair materializes in front of me*
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*Shrugs, then points to the sky, holds up two fingers, and then points to you*
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*Looks to you.*
Would you like me to tell him your name?
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*Perks up slightly.*
A mercenary you say? Interesting, shame you aren't in the business though.
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Bullshit omniscience hm, that little comment aside I apologize.
*Offers hand*
Alna Von Rattler, collector of artifacts and all-powerful magician at your service.
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*Peers upwards at the ceiling as though in deep thought.*
As it seems you've nowhere else to turn, you may stead here.
*Raises hand to quiet you.*
I insist sir, please I never turn away those who need a roof.