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IthradineIC goes live tomorrow. Once I update the first post, I'll open the floodgates.
Master Bruce
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Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
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I've been married since the age of 23, c'mon Bruce, get over those commitment issues.
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My parents are dead! Vengeance! The night!
Whoah, now. Slow your roll. My Batman is flattered by the interest, but he's barely even 30 and just getting into the crimefighting scene. Marriage isn't even on his radar, much less adopting an orphan boy to act as a colorful target for stray gunfire become his trusted and very much not endangered sidekick!
@HenryJonesJr
@Master Bruce, I take it you'll be putting up a roster post for the first post in the characters thread? Or should we move our CSs over there now?
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The former followed by the latter. Once I write up a roster, I'll let everyone know to start posting their CSs.
@Master Bruce, I take it you'll be putting up a roster post for the first post in the characters thread? Or should we move our CSs over there now?
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The former followed by the latter. Once I write up a roster, I'll let everyone know to start posting their CSs.
Oh, shit. I stand corrected. There is one more who met the deadline.
The Punisher, as played by Simple Unicycle
The Punisher, as played by Simple Unicycle
Nobody yet. Those were the only apps 24 hours old.
Alright, and the first initiates into the game are...
Spider-Gwen, played by HenryJonesJr
John Constantine, played by Byrd Man
Ultimately, while Byrd, Morden and I were impressed with both applications for a Spider-person, we felt as though Henry's Spider-Gwen concept captured the spirit of the game a bit more. Sorry, Dedonus.
With that, all contestant entries for Spider-Man or Woman are now closed, aswell as any looking to contest Byrd as Constantine.
Spider-Gwen, played by HenryJonesJr
John Constantine, played by Byrd Man
Ultimately, while Byrd, Morden and I were impressed with both applications for a Spider-person, we felt as though Henry's Spider-Gwen concept captured the spirit of the game a bit more. Sorry, Dedonus.
With that, all contestant entries for Spider-Man or Woman are now closed, aswell as any looking to contest Byrd as Constantine.
The countdown to the first application approvals begin.
T-minus 45 minutes.
T-minus 45 minutes.
And let you deprive us of Gun-Fu Punisher? Unthinkable.
Full disclaimer: I am not above bribes.
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