Master Bruce

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Whose permission do I need to have SHIELD pick up Creel during the conclusion of my current arc?

@Lord Wraith

Nobody's. SHIELD is a game-wide entity and can't really belong to anyone. I'd avoid using Nick Fury directly, since he's a player in Cap's cast, but go nuts otherwise.

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Thank you. I'm turning thirty tomorrow. Time to start reading everything in large print.

@Byrd Man

Shut up, grandpa.

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<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

I come bearing a post?

@Lord Wraith

You're gonna need to write at least five sex scenes to get the taste of people legitimately liking a film with Jessie Eisenberg's Jim Carrey's Lex Luthor and a plot that makes about as much sense as eating frozen pizza straight from the box out of my mouth.

Opinions being what they are, I can't overstate the legitimate unbridled hatred that I have for that movie. I have an easier time swallowing the pill that is the previous Batman movie, which ended with him quitting for good after already having retired for 8 years because Christopher Nolan decided to go auteur with the franchise rather than stick with the arc that The Dark Knight both set up and paid off.

It's been a rough decade for me on the live action Batman front.

(Though I guess I should still count myself lucky compared to others, who either haven't had their favorite characters show up in a film yet or did, and it was Green Lantern, Catwoman, Suicide Squad or some shit.)

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*returns to thread to see BVS appreciation and Wonder Woman being called overhyped*

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I don't think that's actually accurate. Gail Simone did a ton of character work with Oracle.

When the New 52 rolled around editorial wanted to undo all of that along with the character development Simone herself did on Birds of Prey. Simone's options were basically let this happen under someone else's watch.... or try and control the damage herself.

Personally, the better option probably would have been to leave the book in disgust and then when Babs book got panned, then ride a similar wave of sentiment for the old Barbara and have her get brought back with Wally West and the OG Superman...but it's hard to blame her for not knowing it was a possibility.

@Hound55

Not only that, but Killing Joke was never actually erased, which was easily viable for Simone to do if she was so adamant about it being so harmful in the grand scheme of Barbara's in-universe history. In Simone's origin issue, Batgirl #0, the story ends on the night in question when The Joker shows up to her doorstep. I don't think Simone really had much of an influence on the decision to turn Babs into Batgirl again, especially since she seemed to kinda not enjoy writing that book compared to how she wrote Barbara in the past.

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In other news not related to superhero sex lives, I spent about two hours of my yesterday evening reading the first page of the IC thread for the first time. So far, you all are knocking it out of the park on these characters. I was moved, excited, anxious, and curious all at once about where your characters were all going, and each one of you earned the obligatory 'like' that I was reserving to confirm my status of having read it.

As I told Byrd in a private message, I had originally submitted the concept for UOU with a mixed feeling, since I wasn't sure making the game "Ultimate" was all that nessescary and that the One Universe concept would work on it's own. But I'm very glad I did, since it's led to some interesting new takes and directions to go off of. I was pretty jazzed to think of eventually having Bruce interact with a few people by the time I was done.

I'll get around to reading Page 2 at some point tonight, and continue that pace until I'm done. But well done, all of you.

Especially you. You know who you are.

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Let it be known now that UOU Batman will only make sweet, passionate love to one lady, and her name is Justice.

Which is an odd name for Selina Kyle and/or potentially a Marvel character I'm going to introduce soon, but regardless.

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I never watched Batman Beyond ( A lot of the old Cartoons are on Amazon Prime so I will be catching up over the next couple of weeks), but in it was Barbara not a long term ex of Bruces?

@Sep

Unfortunately, yes. But it's barely mentioned and all instances of it can be easily glanced over. Killing Joke is where it got super creepy and downright insulting to both characters.

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My own complaint about Bruce Timm is his weird obsession with the Bruce/Barbara pairing, which reached a fever pitch in the Killing Joke animated film... *shudders*

@Eddie Brock

That legitimately pissed me off and will never be something Timm can truly make up for. It's bad enough when writers try and shoehorn Bruce moving in on a character like Lois (points to Andy there, I was just fucking around), but to go after your best friend's daughter... who is also kind of your own surrogate daughter and one of the primary loves of your surrogate son's life, at the very least? Who's also like, twenty years younger than you? It was enough to make me forget the horrendous love affair that Arkham Knight tried to pull between Tim and Babs, all because they didn't realize the Robin that Batgirl traditionally has the hots for is Dick. Fuck you, people who write these stupid slash-fictions.

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See, and you people wonder why these two are constantly finding themselves in a fistfight. It's not because of lazy characterization or a need to glorify Batman's place as a superhero by having him kick a God in the teeth... it's because neither one of them can handle how much sex the other one is elbowing in on! Their lives are practically a @Lord Wraith post!