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Damn him for pointing that out.
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Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
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How about you focus on writing a third Blue Devil post!
Damn him for pointing that out.
Playing a billionaire playboy who dates Selina Kyle and there's no sex scenes?
#DoingItWrong
They're not dating, yet. Selina's just showing him the ropes in living the lifestyle of the rich and famous.
Maybe that excuse will buy me some time to sneak a sex scene in before Wraith notices I wasn't going to write one.
And without sex scenes, even.
One day I'm going to make a throwaway villain called Kangaroo King with his assistant Organ-Lass. The former a man covered in pouches. The latter a woman with an impossibly stick-like figure that could only be possible with the complete lack of all vital organs.
Organ-Lass also had to have half of each foot removed, making them impossibly tiny.
There's also my favorite superhero game of all time...
Prior to Arkham, that was the reigning champ for me as far as Batman games went. Though the Batman Begins game wasn't terribly far behind, despite it's flaws.
The Telltale Batman game is pretty good, at least the first season
I can attest to the second season being good aswell. I still need to do another playthrough with opposite/different choices.
Honestly, I would kill to see a Punisher game in the style of the Max Payne games, or a Question game done by Telltale. But that's just me.
Telltale Question I'm in agreement for, but did you ever play The Punisher on Xbox? I actually really liked it, even if the end boss made absolutely no sense.
EDIT: Shit. Got beaten to it.
But yeah, let's just say that prior to 2009, Batman was in the same boat as every other superhero when it came to gaming. Except for Superman, who seems continually the most shit on in terms of video gaming. There are multiple X-Men games and at least one Wolverine game better than every single Superman game.
And Spider-Man, while having a great early 2000's succession of games, eventually suffered a downward spiral soon after Spider-Man 2 raised the bar by introducing free-roam. I'm hoping that the PS4 Spider-Man game breaks the curse that he's had with sub-par videogame outings, but I dunno. I've been burned too many times.
But yeah, let's just say that prior to 2009, Batman was in the same boat as every other superhero when it came to gaming. Except for Superman, who seems continually the most shit on in terms of video gaming. There are multiple X-Men games and at least one Wolverine game better than every single Superman game.
And Spider-Man, while having a great early 2000's succession of games, eventually suffered a downward spiral soon after Spider-Man 2 raised the bar by introducing free-roam. I'm hoping that the PS4 Spider-Man game breaks the curse that he's had with sub-par videogame outings, but I dunno. I've been burned too many times.
Spider-Man and Batman always get good video games. Everyone else on the other hand....
I wouldn't say always...
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