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Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
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Oh, god yes. I do not want to get into SW arguments in the current landscape. It's bad enough that if this game reaches another season, I want to try a Star Wars game of my own.
Having hatred in your heart for a bad comic book movie just makes you feel more like a man. I didn't feel whole until I walked out of Blade: Trinity.
And, uh, I'll just be the guy whose favorite Spidey movie was the first Raimi one.
Same, actually. I hold it and Homecoming in the same regard. The first Raimi film has a slight indie film quality that fits the character perfectly, and Willem Dafoe is extremely underrated as a perfect Green Goblin.
You don't need to slander me when I appreciate some of the tackiest superhero films known to man, lol.
Blankman says hi.
Blankman is one of the greatest superhero movies ever made and I won't have anyone tell me differently.
Now, if you'd have said Steel...
It's okay, Wraith, you don't need to keep saying other people like shitty superhero flicks to bury your own guilt; we all know you love Batman and Robin, and we accept you for who you are.
*holds back an engraged Master Bruce*
Oh, I appreciate Batman & Robin for the cheesefest that it is and hold no ill-will against it.
Never mention The Dark Knight Rises in my presence, though. I will enter a fugue state of rage that frankly embarasses me.
Fucking goddamn Robin John Blake bullshit "orphan eyes" subplot...
You said the same thing about Green Lantern.
He actually didn't
That's slander.
No, wait, no it's not. I resent that.
In text it's libel.
Weekly Post Check time! Per usual, this is a forewarning for those over a week late on posting that the two week mark approaches, which threatens voiding your characters in game. The following players need to post within the alotted amount of days to stay on the roster:
The Angry Goat (One Day Left)
Eddie Brock (Two Days Left)
Tackytaff (Three Days Left)
stark (Four Days Left)
If any of you manage to post before the time given, your days are reset and you end up current. So your posts...
The Angry Goat (One Day Left)
Eddie Brock (Two Days Left)
Tackytaff (Three Days Left)
stark (Four Days Left)
If any of you manage to post before the time given, your days are reset and you end up current. So your posts...
I'd say stick to whatever you're most comfortable with. I legitimately just don't know how to stop once I've started and put a ridiculous amount of thought into every sentence of a post, writing and rewriting as I go. It's like a curse. A curse of not shutting the fuck up.
<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>
I-I'm working on it, I swear!
Prepares to post his sample a second time
Hey, you're good. You posted 4 hours ago.
The rest of you who've been slacking, though...
And this day started out with people complaining that things were quiet.
Oh ye of little faith.
Oh ye of little faith.
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