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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
The game turns into the one Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror where Homer constantly tries to fix the timeline, only with Morden’s F4 going to different earths and watching them all end horribly


You figured out the other piece of my long-term plan so soon, eh?

Next season was gonna feature an Earth where Batman is a 17 year old trust fund super-genius who's really short in stature and constantly gets wailed on by his rogues.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Very true. Not sure what it means for Season 2, though.


Everyone in the game dies horribly and we immediately have to scramble to find legacy replacements.

Sorry. Spoiler alert.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Condiment King takes no prisoners


He'd have relished his victory over scores of victims that'd have never been able to ketchup.



In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I kind of already presumed the game's concluding date would get an extension.


I've learned never to presume or assume with this game. This entire season has been one giant learning experience for me as a GM, and all of it is definitely going to inform how I approach Season Two. It's exciting, but also highly unpredictable on a day-to-day basis. That's why I even put up the MME to a vote, because the original plan was actually to have three and we're now going to have two, if the vote turns out in favor.

We'd have never been able to pull off three. The scale of it was going to be way too high, and in hindsight, it was probably for the best that it didn't happen. Alot of peoples' characters, my own included, aren't ready for what was originally intended to be the third act. The season's big bad would've just decimated everyone.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Interesting...

So that's three in favor between Wraith, Sep, and Henry, two neutral with Retired and SB, and none opposed.

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Batman would be too busy having a nervous breakdown and hallucinating about his dead parents to do anything. And, in the end, he'd be the Bill Foster of this Civil War.


"That's ridiculous, I wouldn't..."

*someone accidentally tips over a random pot of roses and/or pearls*

"MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAD!"
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I don't think Civil War or the SHRA/Accords is really an appropriate story avenue for a game where most of the heroes haven't even met eachother.

Besides. Batman would kick all of your asses.

I mean sure, he can barely handle one mind-controlled superhuman like Jessica Jones and has gotten his ass handed to him by Deadshot at least once, but c'mon. He'd adapt.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I think the best idea is to end the season on a MME but maybe, as an idea, have the 25th of September not be the end of Season 1, but the start of the second Multiplayer event that will end Season 1. It still keeps to the deadline, then I imagine the event will go on for two/three weeks before ending on a big high five and someone saying "We should team up more often." Obviously not everyone would be required to take part in the event, but there'd be the knowledge that once the event ended it was over.


For the record, I am in favour of another MME, I am not in favour of extending the season to accommodate it. If the season needs to be extended for the MME, I'd rather not have another and focus on kicking off Season 2 with a bang or something to that regard.




In all seriousness, that's up to Morden and Byrd. I defer to whatever the people want in most cases, but that's specifically a matter that I think should be left to GM discretion.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I'll make the call at the end of the week, just to let everyone get their two cents in.

Right now it seems largely undecided, with you and Wraith leaning in favor and three remaining fairly neutral.

I'll discuss your idea of an extension for the event with my Co-GMs, but I have no clue how that'd go down. Might seem like a cop-out, though I'm personally not all that opposed if it's all largely focused on a singular event.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
So tomorrow I aim to get some Reverse Flashing done, and by that I mean Zoom is going to go around dressing people.


Eobard Thawne, enemy of The Flash and perverts everywhere.
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