You can imagine where that Killing Joke movie sits as far as my rankings of all of the movies.
Hint: So low you can't even see it.
Hint: So low you can't even see it.
Master Bruce
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Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
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(Also, ignore Babs being apart of that gif, because ew. No. Not even in an alternate reality where Bruce somehow isn't a surrogate father figure to her. Fuck that noise.)
Also, can we ship Bruce and Jessica, is that a thing we can do?
I wouldn't count it out moving forward. The good thing about Bruce and romantic entanglements is that, whether he admits it or not, he's always on the lookout for love. And that's definitely a part of the character I want to explore next season.
In Scotland we don't profile by colour of skin...
We do it by accent.
The more unintelligible, the safer they are.
Maybe not in America, but in the magical land down under? You bet.
Oh, god. I thought @Hound55 was the only one of you people that was active in these games. Never again!
Oh, god. Not this can of worms again.
On the Island, Ollie would’ve been a definite contender for Green, if not Red. Right about now, I’d say he’s somewhere between Green and Indigo. And uh... @Master Bruce can have Felicity. Queen Industries had some layoffs recently and she’s also been evicted and banned from entering California. Dunno why, she must be pretty shady.
Also, switching to the topic my deadline real quick, my birthday’s coming up real soon and celebrations are taking up pretty much the majority of the next week, starting with tomorrow, so I dunno how I’ll go with meeting it. I’ll see if I can write something up before hitting the sack. Apparently, eighteenths are a big thing around here. Who knew?
Congrats. You're old enough to start pretending to be a man, but not old enough to drink like one.
Also I am not introducing Felicity, goddammit. I may be capable of writing multiple characters, but a shrieking harpy who only seems to exist to criticize every single thing the main character (stupidly) does is not one of them.
Even if her actress does got that badonk-a-donk.
So how's that Star Wars RP you're planning coming along?
On indefinite hiatus, if it even happens. I started having serious misgivings, both because I haven't quite thought the concept out well enough to pitch a game and because I cannot for the life of me see running a multiplayer RP alongside Ultimate One Universe, which all this time later is still going strong and that fact is blowing my mind. I might be up for a few 1X1's, but that's it. This game is pretty much gonna be my life on the Guild until it ends.
I think the RIP should just be there for the fact that he's playing Battlefront 2.
There's nothing necessarily wrong with Felicity as a character until the writers started shoehorning her into every plot like Lana on Smallville and forcing her romance with Oliver.
I honestly liked her in the first two seasons, just because Ollie never really had a good tech support person or Alfred type of character among his supporting cast before and I couldn't see any of the sidekicks filling that role. But by Season 3, yeah. Tumblr wrote Arrow for the producers more than it's actual writers. Felicity's been fucking awful ever since.
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