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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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Have we got a more exact deadline for season's close and what will happen time-wise at the conclusion?

As I said before... writing ahead and trying to get a sense of everything. Season 2 is still the next year, for example?

I've been basing mine on ending 30th of September, and season one covering a whole year, or at least season 2 starting in the next year.


It's September 25th. Season 2 is three months after the end of Season 1, so if you took this game to be in real time, that would place it starting up at Christmas - or if you're feeling adventurous, New Years. Though you could honestly just ignore whatever holiday is taking place and just mention "it's cold as balls" and leave it there.
Since we're in the habit of starting random conversations, I figure I'd get today's in.

With the One Universe concept in mind, not necessarily even for this game, which heroes (or villains) do you think would make a good couple?

I struggled for awhile to settle on someone for Batman to romance, given I've seen games where he's shacked up with Black Cat and Elektra and didn't want to repeat that, but it's surprisingly hard to think of a good pairing for him.

Meanwhile, when I was playing Superman way back when, I set up a potential pairing of Clark and (at the time, Carol Danvers as) Ms. Marvel.
Yeah I'm not even going to skip a beat, or say anything to @Master Bruce. It'll probably be like two months till he notices.


I've already forgotten.

I too have an affinity for the Earth One costume. Not so much the books themselves, since I haven't liked anything JMS has written since Thor, but I liked the minor tweaks to make the suit look more for the times without losing literally any of the classic elements. The yellow trim around the S reminds me of the Golden Age Superman, too.





Will we be doing a second round of awards at the end of the Season?


Yup. Usually we do one set of awards halfway through and another after everything has wrapped. It'll keep the OOC going after the IC has finished until the next OOC is up.
@Master Bruce I've got to be honest, I've been kinda struggling with motivation lately. Ollie's a character I'll always have a soft spot for, but with a few posts in, and at least a week between each one, I've learned that I don't exactly have the same passion or influx of ideas for him anymore. I like most of what I've written out for him so far, but without the creative drive there, I don't want to burn myself out trying to force a story I'm not too keen on. That said, I want to let GA go in case someone else wants to pick him up (even though he should've been free a while ago, and I appreciate the leniency on that regard) and see if I can't go back to the drawing board, come up with a concept that engages me a bit more. I'd love to still be a part of the OOC in the meantime, if you'll have me. This is a great group, and I really enjoy the conversations we have here. It's not often that I get to debate about people in tights without my girlfriend telling me to get back in my box, lol.


Shame to see you let Ollie go, but I've been there. Sometimes you just hit a wall and can't move past it despite liking the character. Good to know that you're still sticking with us, though. The OOC is open to anyone, as long as they do their part in demanding that @Lord Wraith write two sex scenes per post and that @Sep caters to the masses by making Cliris (Clark/Iris) a thing.
Also, I'm an hour past midnight on this, but to hell with it. I had shit to do today. I'm not a machine, despite the rumors.

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(Shitfuck I forgot about Superior Iron Man. I love that armor.)
Villains? Don't really have alot of preference for those, but I have a few ideas for my own rogue's gallery...











I have a few runner-up choices for best costume that I'mma post because... well, fuck it. I'mma post 'em, that's why. Consider these a "What look I'd go for if I were playing them in UOU" - or in the case of Batman, what look I'd go for if there were enough pictures of it.


















@Master Bruce for all of us wanting to finish arcs, can we get a rough guestimate on when MME2 will take place?


In about roughly 30 posts. Give or take, really. We want people to be on their toes when it happens, so giving an exact date or post count would be foolish.

I see what you did there.


Twenty-seven and the year 1939 have been pretty prominent throughout my run. Gordon is Captain of the 27th Precinct in Gotham, The Roman's Holiday Massacre took place in 1939, and I'm sure some other examples are in there that I'm forgetting. Let it never be said that I don't lay it on thick.
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